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🟢 Couch-Lock Conifer

Georgia Pine

Imagine if a pine-scented car freshener got possessed by a s

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Indica

Georgia Pine

Georgia Pine is the weed equivalent of drinking a pine-sol s

THC 24%
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🍑 Dessert-leaning hybrid

Georgia Sunset

Imagine if a peach pie and a sunset had a baby, then that ba

THC 20-25%
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🍊 Mystery Citrus Hybrid

Georgia Tang

Georgia Tang is what happens when a European breeder gets bo

THC 18-26%
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🍑 Hybrid That Wants to Be Dessert

Georgia Z

Imagine if a peach cobbler made out with a bag of Skittles b

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GeorgiaZGum

GeorgiaZGum is what happens when a Georgia peach and a pack

THC 19-27%
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🍬 Dessert-First Hybrid

GeorgiaZGum

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a Dutch grow room and said "ma

THC 18%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Gerol

Gerol is the cannabis equivalent of showing up to a BBQ with

THC 20%
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🔮 Lab-Balanced Hybrid

Geta Z

Meet Geta Z—Nasha Genetics’ attempt to splice a lab coat wit

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Getafix

Named after the potion-brewing druid from Asterix comics, Ge

THC 18%
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🍯 Couch-Lock Hybrid

GG #12

Meet GG #12, the sticky cousin that shows up to family dinne

THC 20-28%
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🔲 Couch-Locking Hybrid

GG #4 (Zamnesia)

GG #4 is the strain that earned its name by literally gluing

THC 20%
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🔒 Couch-Lock in a Hurry

GG #4 Automatic

Zamnesia’s auto version of the legendary Gorilla Glue is bas

THC 24%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Hybrid

GG #4 by Space GenetiX

Space GenetiX took the original couch-lock champion GG4 and

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

GG #4 x Lem OG

Imagine Gorilla Glue #4 and Lemon OG had a baby who majored

THC 22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GG #69

The strain that proves breeders have both a sense of humor a

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

GG 4 by Dawg Star

Meet GG 4—the strain so sticky it could double as industrial

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica (punk-rock edition)

GG Allin

Named after the guy who literally threw poop at audiences, G

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

GG Wedding Mints

Imagine shoving a slice of vanilla-frosted wedding cake into

THC 18-22%
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🌞 Sativa

GG X C99

Meet GG X C99, the strain that took Gorilla Glue's couch-loc

THC 20%
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🤯 Hybrid Face-Melter

Gg X Mac

Imagine if a jar of Gorilla Glue and a box of fancy citrus M

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

GG#2016

Remember 2016? Neither does this strain. GG#2016 is Odyssey

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

GG#4 x Blissful Wizard

Grandiflora Genetics took the stickiest gorilla in town and

THC 25%
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🍇🔒 Hybrid Autoflower

GG#4 x Grape Crinkle

Imagine if your couch turned into a grape-juice-soaked La-Z-

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

GG-48 Auto

GG-48 Auto is what happens when breeders give Gorilla Glue a

THC 28%
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🟢 Sativa

GG-48 by Nirvana Seeds

Imagine Gorilla Glue and AK-48 had a baby who majored in int

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

GG1

Meet GG1, the lesser-known sibling that still lives in GG4’s

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GG1 by Aurora Winds Botanical Seeds

GG1 is the strain that turns your plans into memes—18-24% TH

THC 18-24%
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🟪 Indica-Leaning Dessert Tank

GG3

Think of GG3 as the lovechild of a glue factory and an ice-c

THC 24-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Hybrid

GG4

Meet GG4, the strain so sticky it got sued by actual glue. T

THC 20-28%
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🦍 Couch-Lock Champion

GG4

Meet GG4, the strain that turns your living room into a flyt

THC 22-25%
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🧬 Couch-Lock Hybrid

GG4

Meet the strain that turned trimming scissors into museum ar

THC 15-25%
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🔒 Couch-Lock Certified

GG4

Born from a breeding accident that should’ve been OSHA-repor

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

GG4 Autoregolar

The Italian stallion of autoflowers took Original Glue, remo

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

GG4 BX4

The fourth backcross of the legendary GG4, because apparentl

THC 25%
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🔒 Couch-Lock Hybrid

GG4 by CSI Humboldt

Meet GG4—aka Original Glue—the strain that turned couch surf

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Supreme

GG4 IBL by Mycotek

Meet GG4 IBL, the indica that turns your spine into Silly Pu

THC 30-38%
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⚡ Indica Fast-Forward

GG4 RIL Fast Auto

Imagine classic Gorilla Glue 4 but with a Red Bull IV drip.

THC 15-25%
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🦍 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GG4 S1

Meet GG4 S1—the strain that turns your spine into Silly Putt

THC 25-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock in a Candy Wrapper

GG4 Sherbet FF

Imagine if Willy Wonka got stuck to his seat with industrial

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

GG4 x Affgoo

Imagine GG4 and Afgoo had a baby after a one-night-stand at

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Supreme)

GG4 x Blissful Wizard x Do-Si-Dos F2

Grandiflora Genetics basically stuffed a diesel-soaked baker

THC 20-30%
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🟤 Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid Chaos

GG5 x Freezeland

Real Gorilla Seeds basically asked, "What if we took couch-l

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gg69

Meet Gg69, the strain that skipped foreplay and went straigh

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Glue-Line Pheno-Roulette

GG8

Meet GG8, the eighth spawn of the Glue family reunion—sticky

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

GGWhore

GGWhore is the strain that asks "what if your couch had a VI

THC 20-26%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

GH Amnesia

The strain that literally lives up to its name—GH Amnesia is

THC 18-24%
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🟡 50/50 Hybrid

GH Cheese x Lemon Wookie Glue

Meet the strain that couldn’t decide between stinky cheese a

THC 18-22%

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