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🟣 Couch-Lock Light

Grape Lazerlite 3

Behold the strain that answers the question, “What if purple

THC 5%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Mayhem

Grape Lazerlite 5

Imagine if a grape Jolly Rancher enrolled in aerospace engin

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Grape Soda

Grape Lazerlite 6

Born from 200+ hours of nerdy pheno-hunting, Grape Lazerlite

THC 18%
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🍇⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Grape Lemonade

Smoke A Lot Seeds basically bottled summer camp Kool-Aid and

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grape Lemonade

Imagine if Welch's grape juice and Minute Maid Lemonade got

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Purple Couch Kool-Aid

Grape Lemonade

Imagine chugging a glass of grape Kool-Aid spiked with a lem

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Grape Lemonaid Dawg

Grape Lemonaid Dawg is the indica that answers the age-old q

THC 24%
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🍇🟢 Indica-Dominant Slumper

Grape Lime Ricky

SubCool’s Grape Lime Ricky is basically a grape snow-cone th

THC 18%
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🍇⚡ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Grape Limeade

Imagine if Welch’s and Sprite had a baby that grew up to be

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy in Disguise

Grape Limeade

Imagine someone melted a grape Jolly Rancher into a lime Slu

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Grape Limes

Cannarado Genetics basically bottled Welch’s grape jelly, ad

THC 18%
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🔮 Hybrid

Grape Loca

Grape Loca is the strain equivalent of grape soda mixed with

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grape LSD

Grape LSD is what happens when a fruit salad goes to therapy

THC 18%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock

Grape Lyfe

Grape Lyfe is the strain equivalent of eating a grape Jolly

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grape Mac

Grape Mac is the strain equivalent of getting grape juice sp

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grape Mac

Grape Mac is what happens when a grape Jolly Rancher and a y

THC 18%
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🍇 Indica

Grape Mac V2

Grape Mac V2 is Moab Genetix's attempt to make purple drank

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grape Maple Mintz

Grape Maple Mintz is the strain for people who want to feel

THC 15%
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🍇 Couch-Lock Jam

Grape Marmalade

Imagine if Welch's and your grandmother's secret marmalade h

THC 15-25%
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🍇 50/50 Hybrid

Grape Milkshake

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and you get G

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Grape Milkshake

Imagine a grape Slurpee that went to finishing school, got d

THC 20-25%
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🍇🧊 Couch-Locked Candy Aisle

Grape Mints

Imagine grape Big League Chew and an Andes mint got married,

THC 28-31%
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🍇 Hybrid That Wants to Be Everything at Once

Grape Mints 23

Grape Mints 23 is what happens when a breeder plays genetic

THC 18%
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⚖️ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Grape Mochi

Grape Mochi is the strain equivalent of eating purple Play-D

THC 10%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Grape Blob

Grape Monster

Grape Monster is the strain equivalent of raiding your grand

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Grape Mousse

Valley Exclusives basically bottled a purple velvet couch an

THC 20-22%
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🍇 Hybrid (65% Indica / 35% Sativa)

Grape Mtn

Imagine Welch’s grape juice after it got a PhD in chill and

THC 18-22%
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🍇 Hybrid Dessert

Grape Mtn

Grape Mtn is what happens when Willy Wonka discovers OG Kush

THC 20%
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🍇 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Grape Muerto

Grape Muerto is Barney’s Farm’s attempt to make an auto-flow

THC 18%
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🍇 Potency-Packed Hybrid

Grape Nana

Cannarado Genetics basically weaponized fruit salad and stra

THC 39%
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🟣 Dessert-Driven Hybrid

Grape Nana

Grape Nana is the strain equivalent of dumping Welch's and b

THC 15-25%
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🍇🍌 Hybrid

Grape Nana Melt

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and crossed a grape Slurpee

THC 39%
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🍇 Indica-Dominant Drama Queen

Grape Noir

Imagine if a Napa Valley sommelier got high and tried to des

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grape Nutz by The Bakery Genetics

Meet Grape Nutz—the strain that proves The Bakery Genetics w

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Grape Octane OG

Imagine grape Kool-Aid doing burnouts in a diesel truck—that

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Grape Escape

Grape OG

Grape OG is what happens when Sour Apple and an indica had a

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

Grape OG

The strain that lets you taste childhood grape Kool-Aid whil

THC 18-24%
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🍇 Sativa (a.k.a. productivity’s worst friend)

Grape OG by The Cali Connection

Imagine if Welch’s grape juice got a PhD in neuroscience and

THC 18%
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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Grape OG Kush

Imagine OG Kush went to wine night and woke up wearing a gra

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Purple Roulette')

Grape Ooze

Grape Ooze is what happens when a fruit snack and a solventl

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Full-Time Couch Magnet

Grape Ox

Grape Ox is the strain that proves grapes can indeed get you

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Grape Ox

Grape Ox is the strain equivalent of getting tackled by a ve

THC 17-24%
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🍇 50/50 Hybrid

Grape OZ

Grape OZ is basically a Welch's factory that got possessed b

THC 18-25%
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🥞 Hybrid

Grape Pancakes

Imagine your grandma’s secret pancake recipe got freaky with

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Grape Pearls

Grape Pearls is the strain equivalent of grape-flavored NyQu

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Indica

Grape Perfume

Grape Perfume is the strain for anyone who wants their weed

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Grape Pie

The lovechild of a conspiracy theory and a bakery, Grape Pie

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Grape Pie

Imagine someone carbonated Welch's, poured it over a cherry

THC 25-27%

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