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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. the Congressional Compromise)

American Shit Show

Like the news cycle it’s named after, American Shit Show sta

THC 19-24%
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🎪 Balanced Hybrid

American Shit Show

Bred by Red Scare Seed Company, this strain is exactly what

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

American Skunk Selection

Bodhi Seeds took the funk that cleared playgrounds in the '8

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Straight Indica

American Skunk Selection

Meet the strain that smells like a raccoon’s armpit yet some

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

American Zkittlez

Bred by 2 Guns and a Guy Seed Company, this strain is what h

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Full-Time Couch Magnet

American Zkittlez

Meet American Zkittlez, the strain that proves breeders at 2

THC 20%
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🔴 All-American Couch-Lock

Americanna

Like if a bald eagle and your grandma's couch had a baby. Am

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Americanna Black Dom PNW Hashplant NL1

This AK Bean Brains creation is basically a time machine to

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Americanna Black Dom PNW Hashplant NL1

AK Bean Brains basically weaponized couch-lock with this PNW

THC 20%
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🔮 Vintage Indica

Americanna by AK Bean Brains

AK Bean Brains’ Americanna is the weed equivalent of a flann

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Old-School Hybrid That Forgot to Choose Sides

Americanna Durban

AK Bean Brains’ attempt to merge red-blooded Americanna resi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Americanna Durban

The strain equivalent of a United Nations peace treaty—half

THC 18%
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🇺🇸 Stars-and-Stripes Skunk Hybrid

Americanna Super Skunk

AK Bean Brains took vintage Super Skunk, slapped an American

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Americanna Super Skunk

AK Bean Brains took classic skunk genetics, gave them a pep

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Functional Couch-Lock Lite

Americano CBD

The cannabis equivalent of decaf cold brew—same chill vibes,

THC 6-10%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified

Amerikan Pie

Hypno Seeds’ Amerikan Pie is the strain equivalent of that o

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Amerikan Pie

Amerikan Pie is the strain you smoke when you want to reenac

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Amethyst

Amethyst is a purple-blooded indica that looks like Barney t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Amethyst

Amethyst is what happens when a grape Jolly Rancher and a we

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40 Indica)

Amethyst Bud

Amethyst Bud is the bougie love-child of Soma Seeds—equal pa

THC 20%
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🔮 Purple-Frosted Hybrid

Amethyst Bud

Amethyst Bud is the cannabis equivalent of a secret menu ite

THC 18-21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Amethyst Bud

Named after a purple rock because apparently 'We Made This W

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Chillest Couch Companion

Amethyst Bud CBD

Amethyst Bud CBD is what happens when cannabis decides to ta

THC 6%
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⚡ Autoflowering Sativa

Amethyst Hammer Auto

Like a caffeinated Viking raid on your brain, Amethyst Hamme

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

Amethyst Hammer Auto

The strain that proves Vikings were horticultural nerds: 25

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Night-Night Nuke

Amethyst Koosh

Amethyst Koosh is the strain equivalent of canceling all you

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Amethyst Koosh

Amethyst Koosh is the strain that looks like a geode and smo

THC 18%
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⚡️ OG Hybrid That Hits Like a Freight Train

AMF OG

AMF OG is the strain that answers the question, "What if OG

THC 25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

AMG

Meet AMG—the strain that makes coffee file for unemployment.

THC 18-22%
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⚡ 80/20 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

AMG by Royal Queen Seeds

AMG is what happens when Dutch breeders ask, "How do we make

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

AMG Sour

Imagine if a Dutch Haze and a Sour Diesel had a baby who gre

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa

Amherst Sour Diesel

Amherst Sour Diesel is what happens when a diesel truck does

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Amherst Sour Diesel

Amherst Sour Diesel is what happens when East Coast elitism

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Pure Sativa Chaos

Amherst Sour Diesel

Amherst Sour Diesel is what happens when Chemdog and Sour Di

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Amherst Sour Diesel x Somango

Imagine if a New England diesel truck crashed into a Europea

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Diesel-Fruit Hybrid

Amherst Sour Diesel X Somango

Imagine Sour Diesel and Somango had a baby who grew up to be

THC 21-24%
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🔮 Mystery Hybrid

Amish Drive By

Amish Drive By is the cannabis equivalent of finding a V8 en

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Old-School Indica

Amish Glo

Amish Glo is the strain that makes you want to churn butter

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Amish Glo

Amish Glo is what happens when The Vault Seed Bank decides t

THC 18%
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🟢 Autoflowering Sativa

Ammi Automatic

Meet Ammi Automatic—the ADHD sativa that decided to flower o

THC 14-22%
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⚡ Sativa-dominant Auto-Flower

Ammi Automatic

Meet the strain that basically raises itself like a well-adj

THC 16-18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Ammi Haze

Ammi Haze is what happens when Aztech Genetics asks, "What i

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Ammi Haze

Meet the espresso shot of weed: Ammi Haze delivers a 20-25%

THC 20-25%
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🌌 Cosmic Schrödinger's Hybrid

Amnebula

Amnebula is the strain that forgot its own parents but still

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Amnebula

Meet Amnebula—the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 18%
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⚡ Euro Sativa on a Budget

Amnesi K

The strain that asks, “Remember who you were before coffee?

THC 15-25%
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⚡ European Sativa

Amnesi-K

Amnesi-K is the strain that walks into your brain like it ow

THC 18%
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🟡 Euro-Sativa Time Machine

Amnesia

Amnesia is the strain that made Dutch coffee shops sound lik

THC 15-25%

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