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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Jaffalato V3

Five years, fifty phenotypes, and one existential crisis lat

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Jaga

SwissSeeds spent 100 breeding runs perfecting this indica br

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Jager

Jager is the strain that smells like your college black-out

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Jager

Jager is the strain that turns you into a human burrito—wrap

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jager By CSI Humboldt

Jager is CSI Humboldt’s love letter to everyone who thinks "

THC 18%
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⚖️ Lab-Balanced Hybrid

Jager Cookies by Bradley Danks

If Black Forest cake and a Girl Scout had a love child, it’d

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jager Delete

Meet Jager Delete, the strain that takes the classic JGR fam

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Licorice-Hammer Indica

Jager OG

Meet Jager OG, the strain that smells like Jägermeister’s re

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (but acts like it’s been to therapy)

Jager Punch

Jager Punch is the strain equivalent of your German uncle wh

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Licorice-Fueled Hybrid

Jager Sour Diesel

Imagine dipping black licorice in diesel fuel and then light

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Pure Couchlock

Jager Weed

Jager is the strain that answers the age-old question: "What

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 75% Wookies, 25% Jager Hybrid

Jager X Wookies

Imagine if Sasquatch wore cologne distilled from Jagermeiste

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Jagermeister

Smells exactly like the bottle you regretfully finished at 2

THC 15-25%
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🔥 German-Engineered Sativa

Jagerschnitzel Bx3

Bradley Danks basically built a BMW for your brain—precision

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jaggen

Meet Jaggen, the politely stoned European that shows up earl

THC 17-24%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Jaggen

Meet Jaggen—the strain that parties like it's 2011 and still

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Jaggen X C99 X Hashplant 2

Meet the strain that asks "what if a hash brick and a fruit

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Jagger

Jagger is what happens when a Pacific Northwest grower decid

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power Trip

Jaguar Negro by Black Tuna

Meet Jaguar Negro—the strain that turns your couch into a la

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Jaguar Negro F2

Jaguar Negro F2 is the botanical equivalent of that friend w

THC 18-24%
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⏳ Couch-Lock Express

Jaguar OG Auto

An auto-flowering indica that finishes before you finish you

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Jah Cheesecake

Jah Cheesecake is what happens when a Jamaican beach party c

THC 18%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Jah Creation

Jah Creation is what happens when Rastafarian breeders decid

THC 18%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Jah Fada

Jah Fada is what happens when a Rastafarian blessing meets S

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Jah Herer

Meet Jah Herer—the strain so uplifting it should come with c

THC 22%
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🧀 Balanced Hybrid (with commitment issues)

Jah Hoover Cheese Bc1

Imagine if a gym sock and a wheel of aged cheddar had a baby

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa Classic

Jah Light

Jah Light is the cannabis equivalent of a reggae yoga instru

THC 10-15%
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🦁 Balanced Hybrid

Jah Lion's Breath

Bean Boyz Genetics basically crammed Bob Marley's entire dis

THC 18-23%
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🌞 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Jah Sunshine

Imagine if Jamaica and a California dispensary had a baby th

THC 20-24%
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🌴 Island Sativa

Jah Waiian

Imagine if a piña colada got possessed by a skunk and decide

THC 18%
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🟢 Island Sativa

Jah Waiian Hulk

Meet Jah Waiian Hulk, the strain that Bruce Banner would smo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Near-Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Jahgoo by Clone Onlys

Jahgoo is what happens when mad scientists decide weed needs

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Jahgooey Dhong

Jahgooey Dhong sounds like a reggae band that got kicked out

THC 18%
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🍯 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Jahgooey Fruity

Imagine a fruit salad that went to grad school and came back

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jahkirevi Kush

The strain that turns your limbs into overcooked spaghetti a

THC 15-25%
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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Jahmba Juice

Imagine if your blender took a gap year in Jamaica and came

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Island Sativa

Jahwaiian

Imagine your brain doing the hula while your body stays plan

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Jai Alai

Jai Alai is what happens when breeders name a strain after t

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Jail Break

Meet Jail Break—the only prison break where getting locked u

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Jailbait

Jailbait sounds illegal but it's just a mischievous sativa t

THC 20-22%
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⚫ Straight Indica

Jailbird TK

Short-Sleeved Magician's Jailbird TK hits like a cell door s

THC 22-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Jalalabad Star

This 25% THC sedative missile is what happens when Afghan la

THC 25%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Heirloom

Jalalabad Star Colombian

Imagine your grandpa’s 1978 road-trip stash got a glow-up fr

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jalalagod

Jalalagod is Bodhi Seeds' love letter to anyone who thinks s

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Mexican Sativa Time Machine

Jalisco

Meet Jalisco—the strain that studied abroad in Mexico and ca

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Jalisco

Jalisco is the espresso shot of weed—straight outta Mexico w

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Jalisco Jaze

Meet Jalisco Jaze, the strain that makes you want to salsa d

THC 18%
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🫐 Couch-Lock Berry Blast

Jam Berry Kush

Imagine if your grandma’s berry jam got a PhD in sedation an

THC 15-25%

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