🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

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Every popular strain, described the way your friend would. Not the way a dispensary menu would.

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🦁 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lyon King

Lyon King is the strain that convinced your dealer to start

THC 20-28%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Lyttle Green Menn

Think of Lyttle Green Menn as the cannabis equivalent of a t

THC 15%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Lz6

Meet Lz6—basically a melted lemon drop that got too ambitiou

THC 22-20%
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🍁 Canadian Balanced Hybrid

M 39 Granddaddy

Imagine if your dependable snow-plow driver started wearing

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Dessert-Indica

M&M Sprinklez

Imagine if your childhood candy stash got possessed by a nar

THC 20%
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🍬 Hybrid (Candy-Coated Chaos)

M&M's

The strain that proves stoners will buy anything that sounds

THC 24%
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⚗️ Boutique Gas Hybrid

M-1 Gas Mask

Taylormade Selections’ M-1 Gas Mask is the strain equivalent

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. 'Zoom-Zoom Lettuce')

M-32 by Goldenseed

Meet M-32—the strain that proves you don’t need 30% THC to f

THC 10%
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🟣 Heritage Indica

M-39

Meet M-39: the strain your dealer swore was "fire" in 2003 b

THC 16-20%
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🚀 Daytime Sativa

M-Con

M-Con is the strain you smoke when your inbox looks like a p

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Mystery Hybrid

M-EX-K

M-EX-K sounds like a rejected Xbox model but smokes like you

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

M.B.C 99

M.B.C 99 is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket wi

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Chicken Nugget

M.C. Nuggets

Named after the only nuggets worth counting, M.C. Nuggets de

THC 28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

M.G.K. by Loyal 2 Tha Soil - VA

Virginia humidity’s revenge on your evening plans. M.G.K. is

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

M.O.A.B.

GanjaMed’s M.O.A.B. is the strain equivalent of a blockbuste

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

M.O.M.

M.O.M. isn’t your actual mom—she’s the indica who still text

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Cave-Dweller Indica

M10 X Purest Indica

AK Bean Brains resurrected this 70s hash-plant time capsule

THC 5%
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🧬 Secret-Sauce Hybrid

M18 by The High Chameleon

M18 is what happens when a breeder gets so deep into pheno-h

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

M2

M2 is that friend who shows up at brunch already vibrating a

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Identity-Crisis Hybrid

M3

M3 is the strain equivalent of ordering "the usual" at a new

THC 18-25%
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⚫ 90s Basement Indica

M39

Meet M39, the strain that kept Quebec’s economy buzzing long

THC 12-15%
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⚡ Classic Workhorse Hybrid

M39 Skunk 1-Basic 5 Hybrid

The strain that powered every Quebec basement from 1995-2005

THC 14-18%
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🔵 Boutique Mystery Hybrid

M8 Blue

M8 Blue is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend who sh

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Sativa-Dominant Mystery

M8 by Gea Seeds

M8 is the strain equivalent of a Tinder date who won't tell

THC 15-25%
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🛫 Sativa

M8 Durbanthai High Flyer

Meet M8 Durbanthai High Flyer, the strain that turns your co

THC 18-26%
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🍒 Boutique Hybrid

Ma Chérie

Named after what your ex never actually called you, Ma Chéri

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Ma Se Kush

Ma Se Kush is the limited-drop hybrid you’ll brag about find

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Boutique Hybrid

Mabola Plum

Mabola Plum is Bio Bomb Selections' attempt to turn your bon

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Mabombe

Mabombe is like that friend who shows up with a kente cloth

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

MAC

MAC stands for Miracle Alien Cookies, which sounds like a re

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Indica

MAC

Meet MAC—the strain that sounds like a computer but smokes l

THC 17%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Auto

Mac 1 Automatic

Zamnesia took the bougie Mac 1 and slapped a ruderalis batte

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Clone-Only Connoisseur Hybrid

Mac 1 by Capulator

MAC 1 is the Instagram model of weed—so photogenic it hurts,

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Mac 1 by Zamnesia

Mac 1 is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend who’s eq

THC 20-20%
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🔮 Exotic Indica Clone-Only

Mac 1 Caps Cut

The one, the only, the Instagram flex. Mac 1 Caps Cut is lik

THC 22-28%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

MAC 1 x Arise

Irie Genetics basically duct-taped MAC 1's boutique resin bl

THC 19-21%
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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Mac 1 X Orange Zkittlez

Meet the Instagram influencer of weed—so photogenic it could

THC 20%
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⚖️ MAC-Family Hybrid

Mac 10

Mac 10 is what happens when a dessert tray hot-boxes a diese

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Hybrid (Citrus-Fueled Clone Wars Edition)

MAC 3

MAC 3 is basically MAC 1 after three therapy sessions and a

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Mac 8

Mac 8 is what happens when Miracle Alien Cookies goes to fin

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Casserole

Mac And Cheese

Imagine if your college roommate spilled a box of Kraft on a

THC 20-28%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Chaos

Mac and Crack

Imagine giving the Energizer Bunny a double espresso and tel

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Autoflower

Mac And Crack Autoflower

SeedStockers took photoperiod Mac N Crack, hit it with ruder

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Mac and Gary

Mac and Gary is what happens when Miracle Alien Cookies and

THC 20-26%
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🟢 Sativa

Mac And Jack

Imagine Jack Herer and MAC had a baby who immediately enroll

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Indica

Mac And Mintz

Imagine if a Girl Scout and a mechanic made a baby, then rol

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Mac Berry

Mac Berry is what happens when MAC’s lemon-pine fuel meets b

THC 20-31%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Schrödinger's Couch')

Mac Berry Glue

Like MAC got drunk on berry smoothies and super-glued your f

THC 18-26%

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