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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Orange Cherry

Black Farm Genetix basically took a Creamsicle, dipped it in

THC 18%

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🔶 50/50 Holiday Cookie Hybrid

Orange Cinnamon Swirl

Imagine if a festive candle and a citrus grove had a baby, t

THC 18-24%

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🍊 50/50 Hybrid (Because Decisions Are Hard)

Orange Cobbler

Orange Cobbler is what happens when Oregon breeders ask, “Wh

THC 18-24%

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🍊 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Orange Confetti Cake

Imagine a birthday party where the cake is laced with 24% TH

THC 18-24%

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🟠 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Orange Cookiangle Kush

Imagine if a Creamsicle and a gas station air freshener had

THC 28%

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🧡 Hybrid (Indica-leaning dessert bomb)

Orange Cookie Dough

Imagine someone dunked a fresh orange-cookie in diesel, then

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Orange Cookie Mac

Imagine if Orange Julius and a MAC truck had a baby, then ra

THC 18%

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🍪🍊 Citrus-Dunked Hybrid

Orange Cookie Mac

Orange Cookie Mac is what happens when a tangerine creamsicl

THC 20-26%

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🔶 Indica (But It’s Complicated)

Orange Cookie Majik

Orange Cookie Majik is the strain for anyone who wants to ge

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Orange Cookies

Fatbush Seeds basically took a dreamsicle, rolled it in kief

THC 22-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Orange Cookies

Orange Cookies is what happens when a pastry chef and a bota

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Hybrid

Orange Cookies

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie and a Florida orange grove had a

THC 22%

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🍊 Hybrid That Won’t Sabotage Your To-Do List

Orange Cookies

Imagine dunking a citrus creamsicle in cookie dough and then

THC 15-25%

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🟠 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Orange Cookies Auto

Meet the strain that finishes flowering faster than you fini

THC 18%

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🍊 50/50 Hybrid

Orange Cookies by Dr. Blaze

Meet the strain that convinced your dealer to start charging

THC 20%

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🍊 Compliant CBD Couch-Lock

Orange Cookies CBD

Imagine Orange Juice and Girl Scout Cookies had a baby, then

THC ≤0.3% (legal limit)

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Balanced Chaos)

Orange Cookies x High Octaine

Obsoul33t Genetics basically Frankensteined a dessert tray w

THC 24-27%

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🍊 Couch-Lock Citrus Bomb

Orange Cookies x Sherb Crasher

Seed Junky Genetics basically asked, "What if we mixed orang

THC 22%

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🌇 Balanced Hybrid

Orange County Sunset

Orange County Sunset is the strain equivalent of a $14 green

THC 18%

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🍊 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Orange Crasher

Orange Crasher is what happens when California Orange and Bl

THC 18%

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🔶 Couch-Lock Citrus

Orange Craze

Orange Craze is what happens when Tangie and Clementine get

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Orange Crazy Train

Orange Crazy Train is what happens when a citrus orchard and

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa

Orange Cream

Imagine if your childhood Creamsicle discovered Adderall—tha

THC 15-20%

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🍊 Couch-Lock Creamsicle

Orange Cream

Imagine someone liquified a Creamsicle, spiked it with 20% T

THC 15-20%

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🍊 Indica (But Acts Like a Dessert Cart)

Orange Cream 27

Imagine getting punched by a creamsicle—this is that, but th

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake Indica

Orange Cream Cake

Imagine eating a Dreamsicle while someone gently replaces yo

THC 20-28%

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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Orange Cream Pop

Imagine smoking a Creamsicle that went to art school—sweet,

THC 18%

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🍊 Low-THC Citrus Hybrid

Orange Cream Pop

The cannabis equivalent of a popsicle truck in July—smells i

THC 5%

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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Orange Cream Soda

Orange Cream Soda is what happens when Willy Wonka ghost-wri

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa Slap

Orange Creampop

Meet Orange Creampop, Humboldt's 32% THC answer to the quest

THC 32%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Orange Creamsicle

The strain that turns your living room into an ice-cream tru

THC 18-23%

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🍊 Citrusy Hybrid

Orange Creamsicle

Meet the strain that convinced your taste buds to drop out o

THC 30-35%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid (50/50, like your ex's custody schedule)

Orange Crescendo

Orange Crescendo is what happens when a mad scientist decide

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Orange Crush

This BC-born beauty is basically a fruit salad with a black

THC 18-23%

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🍊 Citrus-Powered Sativa

Orange Crush by Twisty Seeds

The love-child of California Orange and Blueberry that decid

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Orange Cupcake

Imagine a Hostess cupcake got lost in a Florida orange grove

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Orange Daiquiri

Imagine if your mimosa got jealous of your joint and decided

THC 19-25%

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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Orange Daiquiri

Imagine your favorite poolside cocktail got cross-faded with

THC 18-24%

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🟠 Citrus-Dessert Hybrid

Orange Daiquiri

Imagine if a mimosa and a grape Pop-Tart had a baby, then ro

THC 15-25%

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🔶 Indica

Orange Dawg

Orange Dawg is what happens when Chemdog’s diesel-fueled att

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Citrus-Scented Hybrid Mayhem

Orange Dawg Cleaner

Imagine Mr. Clean got high on his own supply and started dat

THC 18-24%

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🟠 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Citrus Couch-Lock Lite)

Orange Daydream

Orange Daydream is Irvine Seed Co.’s polite way of getting y

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Orange Delight

Meet Orange Delight—the strain that tricks your brain into t

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commuter

Orange Diesel

Imagine if a Sunkist factory rear-ended a Shell station—now

THC 20%

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🍊 Sativa

Orange Diesel

Orange Diesel is what happens when a citrus orchard and a di

THC 24%

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🍊🔧 Balanced Hybrid

Orange Diesel

Orange Diesel is what happens when a Florida orange grove an

THC 20%

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🍊🚜 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Orange Diesel

Imagine a Sour Diesel that got seduced by a clementine and l

THC 18%

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🍊⛽ Sativa

Orange Diesel

Imagine if Sunny Del chugged a gallon of 93 octane—that's Or

THC 18%