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⚡ Pure Sativa Shenanigans

Rittus Haze

Rittus Haze is what happens when breeders decide coffee is t

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Bougie Indica

Ritz Carlton 37

Cookie Fam Genetics took "luxury weed" literally and gave us

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cabernet

River Bank Grape

River Bank Grape is the strain for anyone who’s ever fantasi

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

River Song

Geek Farms took 50+ genetic iterations to build the ultimate

THC 25%
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🟢 Indica-Dominant OG Spawn

River Valley OG

Think OG Kush got therapy and learned boundaries—same pine-d

THC 24%
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🌈 Hybrid Candy-Gas Hybrid

River Valley Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed his chocolate river with Zkitt

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Heritage Sativa

Rives J

Rives J is what happens when breeders try to make coffee jea

THC 15-18%
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🔵 Indica Couch-Lock Express

Rivo Mints

Meet Rivo Mints, the strain that turns your lungs into an Al

THC 18%
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🍬 Candy-Gas Hybrid

Rizz

Rizz is the strain equivalent of a TikTok influencer—loud, s

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Command Center

RK7 x NL 5/NL1 x Royal Kush

Pagoda Seeds basically Frankensteined three decades of couch

THC 24%
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🟢 Hybrid

RKD91

Meet RKD91, Aurora Genetics’ answer to "What if we gave a Ph

THC 22%
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🔵 Boutique Couchlock

RKO #27

RKO #27 is the cannabis equivalent of finding a $20 bill in

THC 15-25%
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🛸 Sativa-Dominant Space Cadet

RKS 91 x Irene Alien OG

Obsoul33t Genetics took classic RKS 91, cross-bred it with I

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

RKS V2 by Moab Genetix

Meet RKS V2—Moab Genetix's lab-coat love-child that splits i

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

RKS X DC X SS F3

AK Bean Brains basically weaponized couch-lock with this F3

THC 22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

RM Confidential

RM Confidential is what happens when nerdy breeders lock the

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

RM G13

RM G13 is the espresso shot of cannabis - Reefermans Seeds b

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sun-Worshipping Sativa

RM Ultimate Outdoor

RM Ultimate Outdoor is Reefermans’ love letter to anyone who

THC 18-24%
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🌞 Sun-Grown Sativa

RM Ultimate Outdoor

Meet the strain that laughs in the face of mildew and shows

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Daytime Rocket

RM-G13 by Scott Family Farms

RM-G13 is the espresso shot of sativas—Scott Family Farms ba

THC 26-28%
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⚖️ Balanced 52/48 Hybrid

RM86

RM86 is what happens when science nerds get too much funding

THC 22%
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🔴 Indica

RNB Headband

Imagine OG Kush and Sour Diesel had a lovechild, then that k

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Road Dawg

Road Dawg by Karma Genetics is the strain equivalent of that

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Hybrid

Road Dawg

Road Dawg is the strain that smells like you hot-boxed a Che

THC 18-26%
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⛽ Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock on Wheels)

Road Dog

Road Dog is Lucky Dog Seed Co’s love letter to anyone who th

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica

Road Head

Road Head by Lit Farms is the strain equivalent of getting a

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Road Kill Skunk

Road Kill Skunk is Alaska Cannabis Cache's love letter to th

THC 18%
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⚫ Full-Goth Indica

Road Kill Skunk

Imagine a skunk got hit by a truck hauling diesel and pine-s

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Stank-Forward Sativa

Road Kill Skunk

Named after the aromatic joy of interstate road trips, Road

THC 16%
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🦨 Pure-As-Your-Ex’s-Lies Indica

Road Kill Skunk

Imagine a skunk died, came back as a nug, and said “night-ni

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Road Kill Skunk Bx1

ITC Genetics basically weaponized nostalgia and called it Ro

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Classic Indica

Road Kill Skunk F2

If you ever wondered what it would feel like to get steamrol

THC 26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Road Kill Unicorn

Imagine a majestic unicorn got into a fender-bender with a s

THC 18%
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🚗 Gas-Station-Grade Hybrid

Road Tripper

Like that friend who insists on driving but forgets where th

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Roadkill

Named after the thing you swerve to avoid, Roadkill by Lupos

THC 18%
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🦨 Hybrid (Skunk Family Special)

Roadkill

Named after the smell that makes you check your tires, Roadk

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Roadkill Afghani

Roadkill Afghani is the strain equivalent of finding a 1996

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Roadkill Alien

Roadkill Alien is the strain that asks "what if E.T. got cli

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Roadkill Alien Cake

NPG Seeds basically weaponized blueberry pie and named it af

THC 18-23%
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🪓 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Roadkill by Gas Reaper Genetics

Named after what you scrape off the highway, Roadkill is Gas

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Roadkill Café

Imagine a tire fire behind a hipster coffee shop—now roll it

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Roadkill Dreams

They named it Roadkill Dreams because nothing says "premium

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Roadkill OG

Roadkill OG sounds like something you'd scrape off I-95, but

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Roadkill Pie

Roadkill Pie by Mr. Macblunts sounds like something you'd sc

THC 15%
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🟤 Indica-Leaning Funk Bomb

Roadkill Ribbon

Roadkill Ribbon is what happens when a 1990s skunk pheno get

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Roadkill Runtz

Roadkill Runtz is what happens when a pastry chef and a mech

THC 22%
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🦨 Hybrid

Roadkill Skank

Roadkill Skank is what happens when breeders ask "How skunky

THC 18-23%
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🦨 Pure Indica

Roadkill Skunk

Roadkill Skunk is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who

THC 18%

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