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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Romulan by Lucky 13 Seed Company

Bred by Lucky 13 Seed Company, Romulan is the strain that fi

THC 20-25%

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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

Romulan Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got beamed up by aliens a

THC 18%

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⚡ Hybrid

Romulan Diesel

Imagine Cheech and Chong hot-wiring the USS Enterprise—Romul

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Deep-Space Couch Lock

Romulan Ghost

Romulan Ghost is the indica that beams your motivation strai

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Romulan Grapefruit

Romulan Grapefruit is what happens when Star Trek horticultu

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Romulan Grapefruit

Imagine if a Vulcan and a Florida orange had a baby, then th

THC 25-27%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Romulan Hashplant

Romulan Hashplant is the strain that asks “Why go to space w

THC 20-28%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Space Cadet

Romulan Haze

Romulan Haze is what happens when Star Trek nerds get into b

THC 18%

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🌀 Hybrid (Indica's chill + Sativa's thrill)

Romulan Haze

Romulan Haze is what happens when Star Trek meets your local

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Romulan Maxx

Romulan Maxx is what happens when breeders decide the best f

THC 18%

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🚀 50/50 Hybrid (Because Commitment Is Hard)

Romulan Rocket

Romulan Rocket is what happens when Star Trek nerds get a gr

THC 24%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Romulan Sativa

ApeOrigin’s Romulan Sativa is what happens when Canadian lan

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Romulan Timewarp

Next Generation's Romulan Timewarp is the strain equivalent

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Romulan Warbird

Picture a Klingon battle cruiser made of weed—dense, purple,

THC 22-26%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Romulan Warp Drive

Named after Star Trek tech but delivering more "fall asleep

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Pure Indica (80/20)

Romulan X 7 Of 9 By Federation Seed Company

Federation Seed Company basically asked, 'What if we crossed

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Romulan x BC Kush

Federation Seed Co. mashed up the Star Trek of indicas with

THC 18%

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🟣 85% Indica Couch-Lock Engine

Romulan x Big Smooth

Named after a Star Trek villain and a jazz playlist, Romulan

THC 18%

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⚫ Old-School Indica

Romulan x Blue City Diesel

Imagine a Vulcan mind-meld between a diesel truck and an eve

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Romulan X C99

Imagine if Star Trek's Romulans crash-landed in a pineapple

THC 18%

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🔮 Deep-Space Couch Magnet

Romulan X Cherry Tahoe

Like getting beamed directly into a La-Z-Boy made of cherrie

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Romulan x Cotton Candy

Imagine a Romulan warbird crash-landed in a carnival funhous

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Romulan X Dead Banana

Imagine your childhood lunchbox collided with a Klingon wars

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Romulan x God's Citrique

Imagine a Klingon warrior who just discovered lemon bars—den

THC 18-24%

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🛸 50/50 Hybrid

Romulan x Hawaiian Sativa

Federation Seed Company basically duct-taped a paranoid Romu

THC 18-25%

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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Romulan x Hot Rod

Jordan of the Islands basically hot-wired a Federation stars

THC 22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Space Narcotic

Romulan x Mikado

Federation Seed Company spent years playing genetic Tetris w

THC 22-24%

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⚖️ 52/48 Hybrid (Because Commitment is Hard)

Romulan x Navy Cross

Jordan of the Islands basically Frankensteined two intergala

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Romulan x NYCSD

Romulan Genetics cross-bred a Star Trek extra with a slice o

THC 20-26%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Romulan X Oz Kush Cake

This isn't your grandma's space cake—unless Nana's been bree

THC 20%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Romulan x Purple Hindu Kush

Imagine if Spock and a Himalayan monk had a baby, then that

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Romulan X Purple Pug

Named after a Star Trek alien and a dog that snorts—what cou

THC 18%

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⚖️ 65/35 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Romulan x Rogue Valley Wreck

Imagine if a Star Trek convention and a lumberjack festival

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (But Acts Like It Skipped Leg Day)

Romulan X Strawberry Diesel

Imagine if a Romulan warbird crash-landed into a strawberry

THC 18%

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⚖️ 75% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Romulan X Super Lemon SMAC

Imagine your grandma’s lemon furniture polish got freaky wit

THC 18%

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🟣 Space-Grade Couch Glue

Romulan X UBC Chemo

This Federation-bred Frankenstein mashes Romulan’s couch-loc

THC 15%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Romulawi

Romulawi is what happens when mad scientists decide coffee i

THC 22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Romulawi Glue

Romulawi Glue is what happens when breeders play God with tr

THC 20-25%

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🟢 Sativa (The Energizer)

Ron Jeremy OG

Named after the hardest-working man in adult entertainment,

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Ron Swanson Kush

The only strain that pairs government-grade pine tar with a

THC 18-25%

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🔬 Cold-War-Era Hybrid

Ronald Raygun

Meet Ronald Raygun, the 18% THC hybrid that’s part president

THC 18%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Ronin

Ronin is the weed equivalent of a masterless samurai who jus

THC 18%

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🔫 Balanced Hybrid

Ronnie Barrett

Named after the shoulder-fired .50 cal, Ronnie Barrett is th

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Roo Vibes

Roo Vibes is what happens when a breeder named Jett decides

THC 24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Roof 95

Roof 95 is TH Seeds’ love letter to anyone whose life goal i

THC 18%

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🟢 South-African Sativa (Yes, the Beard is Real)

Rooibaard by High10ed_031

Rooibaard is what happens when a Durban legend grows a red b

THC 15%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Rooibaard by Madcap Genetics

Meet Rooibaard, the sativa that’s basically Adderall’s coole

THC 20-24%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Rooie Marie

Meet Rooie Marie, the sativa that convinces your couch you’r

THC 18%