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⚡ Pure Sativa

Siam Syurp

Siam Syurp is what happens when Thai breeders decide your to

THC 18%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Indica

Siberia

Meet Siberia: the only weed that comes with built-in antifre

THC 12%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Siberian GG#4

Imagine Original Glue got stuck to a Siberian snowstorm and

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Sativa Hybrid

Siberian GG4 x MAC

Imagine Gorilla Glue #4 and MAC got drunk on vodka in Novosi

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Siberian Harlequin

Like drinking a Red Bull in the Arctic—Siberian Harlequin de

THC 10%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze is Kalashnikov Seeds' attempt to weaponize pur

THC 19%
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🔵 Auto Indica

Siberian Haze Auto

Imagine if AK-47 and a Siberian snowstorm had a baby, then t

THC 18-22%
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🧬 Ruderalis-Forward Hybrid

Siberian Landrace Bashkortostan

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Lada Niva: small, indestru

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica (Peach-Flavored Couch Glue)

Siberian Peach Cake

Imagine a peach cobbler got lost in Siberia, froze its ass o

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica Auto-Flower

Siberian Ruderalis Chebarkul

Meet the strain that evolved to survive Siberian winters and

THC 12%
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❄️ Cold-Blooded Hybrid

Siberian Wilson F3

This F3 love-child of a Siberian ditch-weed and something na

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Sicario

Sicario is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sicarius

Sicarius is the strain equivalent of a Silicon Valley assass

THC 24%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Sicberry

Sicberry is the sativa that shows up to brunch already doing

THC 18%
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🐒 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Sick Chimp

Sick Chimp is the strain that proves evolution got high firs

THC 25%
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💣 Couch-Lock OG

Sick Dynamite

Named like a rejected AC/DC album, Sick Dynamite is the stra

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Sid Vicious

Sid Vicious is the strain that sneers at your productivity,

THC 24%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Side Chick

Side Chick is the cannabis equivalent of a reliable situatio

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Side Chick

Side Piece by Wizard Trees

Meet the strain your regular stash doesn’t want you texting

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Side Show

Side Show is Bay Exclusives’ heavyweight bedtime story—20–30

THC 20-30%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Speedwagon

Sidecar OG

Sidecar OG is the espresso shot of weed—if espresso came wit

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sidekick

Sidekick is the cannabis equivalent of a reliable Honda Civi

THC 10-12%
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🟢 90% Sativa Space Cadet

Sideral

Sideral is basically Elon Musk's personal strain—engineered

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Sideral Sour Diesel

Puppets Genetics basically took classic Sour Diesel, gave it

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sideral x Zombie Kush

The lovechild of a Spanish breeding lab and your deepest nap

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Sideshow

Sideshow is the strain equivalent of a microbrew IPA that ch

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Sideswiped

Sideswiped is the strain equivalent of a fender-bender: mild

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Sidewalk Gum

Sidewalk Gum is the strain that answers the question “What i

THC 18-26%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Indica

Sideways Shooter

The strain that turns your day sideways—literally. One hit a

THC 22-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Siense OG

Epik Genetics’ Siense OG is the espresso-shot of sativas: 18

THC 18%
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🍋 Pure Sativa Landrace Flex

Sierra Madre Mexican

Meet the strain that backpacked out of the Sierra Madre moun

THC 15-25%
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⛰️ Mountain-Fresh Sativa

Sierra Nevada by Black Tuna

Meet the strain that makes you feel like you just power-walk

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Siesta Kush

Meet the strain that makes 'just one episode' the biggest li

THC 18%
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⚡ Hybrid Auto-Flowering

Sig Sour XXL Auto

BSF Seeds basically put a Red Bull in plant form—Sig Sour XX

THC 18%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Sikul

Meet Sikul, the strain that’s basically a Himalayan sherpa f

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Silas Botwin

The strain that proves your dealer watched Weeds once. Silas

THC 18-22%
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🔇 Stealth Indica

Silencer

The strain for when you want to get absolutely blitzed but s

THC 23%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Silent D

Silent D is basically the weed equivalent of that mysterious

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Enlightenment

Silent Nirvana

After 150 breeding cycles and enough lab reports to wallpape

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

Silentbiter

Silentbiter is the strain that screams "I have hobbies" whil

THC 24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Silk Road

Old World Organics’ Silk Road is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Silk Route

Silk Route is the cannabis equivalent of Switzerland—neutral

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Silky Johnson

Silky Johnson sounds like a 70s soul singer, but it’s actual

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Silky Slim

The strain that proves "Netflix and actually chill" is a lif

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Indica (But Plays Dress-Up)

Silly Goofy

Imagine your brain doing the TikTok goofy dance while your b

THC 20-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Silly Rabbit

Silly Rabbit is the strain that proves 50/50 hybrids aren't

THC 18%
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🍬 Cereal-Killer Hybrid

Silly Rabbit

Named after the Trix rabbit who definitely smokes his own su

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Silly String

Ever wondered what it feels like to get creativity ejaculate

THC 15-25%

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