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🟣 Indica

Sinevir

Meet Sinevir, the Eastern European overachiever that somehow

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Sinferno

Sinferno is the strain your dealer brags about having "only

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Couch-Lock Custard

Sinful Sundae

Imagine Ben & Jerry got baked and designed a weed strain—Sin

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Straight Sativa

Sinfully Sour

Sinfully Sour is the strain that’ll have you alphabetizing y

THC 18%
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🍹 Daytime Sativa

Singapore Sling

Named after a cocktail that gets tourists drunk in infinity

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Singapore Sling

Tiki Madman's Singapore Sling is basically a $200 cocktail y

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Daytime Sativa

Singapore Sling

Singapore Sling is the strain equivalent of a first-class up

THC 15-25%
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🍹 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Singapore Sling

Named after the boozy tourist trap cocktail, this strain del

THC 15-25%
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🍦 Balanced Indica (50/50 Split Personality)

Single Scoop

Single Scoop is what happens when Cannarado Genetics gets hi

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Single Scoop

Imagine Gelato and Sunset Sherbet had a one-night stand in a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 55/45 Hybrid

Singularity

Pinehurst's "Singularity" sounds like it should collapse rea

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Sinister

Sinister is the strain that looks at your plans for tomorrow

THC 28%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Sinister Berries

Sinister Berries by Sin City Seeds is the indica equivalent

THC 18%
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🔮 Certified Couch Handcuffs

Sinister Doja

Quest Genetics’ Sinister Doja is the strain equivalent of a

THC 15-25%
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😈 Pure Indica

Sinister Kush

Bred by ‘Unknown or Legendary’—which is either the most myst

THC 15-22%
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🖤 Mysteriously Potent Indica

Sinister Minister

The strain so exclusive even its parents are in witness prot

THC 17-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sinisters Garlic Durbert

Imagine if garlic bread got high and decided to write a scre

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Sinisters Secret

Sinisters Secret is the indica equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Sinminge Cockies

Sinminge Cockies sounds like a rejected Harry Potter spell,

THC 18%
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🤖 Hybrid Frankenstein

Sinmint

Sinmint is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and Blue Pow

THC 27%
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🔮 Indica

SinMint Cookies

Imagine Girl Scouts moonlighting as chemists—voilà, SinMint

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

SinMint Sorbet

Imagine your mouthwash and your favorite ice cream had a bab

THC 20-28%
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🍨 Hybrid

SinMint Sundae

SinMint Sundae is what happens when Willy Wonka goes to Vega

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

SinMintz

SinMintz is what happens when a candy cane and a weighted bl

THC 18-24%
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🍪 Mint-Chip Hybrid

Sinmintz

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a breath mint had a baby

THC 20-27%
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🫧 Dessert Hybrid

Sins

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got frisky with grape soda and pr

THC 15-20%
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🟢 Sativa

Sins OG

Meet the strain that makes you confess to crimes you didn't

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sinsoda

Imagine if a cola gummy and a couch had a baby that grew up

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Siouxsie by Dino Party

Dino Party spent three years perfecting this indica just so

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Fancy-Pants Indica

Sir Charles by Fygspray

Sir Charles is what happens when a cannabis breeder reads to

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Sir Jack

Sir Jack is the strain that makes you feel like you just got

THC 18%
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🔮 Auto-Flowering Indica

Sir Jack Auto

Sir Jack Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinn

THC 15%
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⚖️ CBD-Dominant Auto Hybrid

Sir Jack Auto Pure CBD

Meet the strain that gets you absolutely not high whatsoever

THC 0.2%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Siren by The Bakery Genetics

Meet Siren—the strain that can't decide if it wants to Netfl

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Siren Song

Pro Terp Genetics spent 18 months and 300+ crosses so you co

THC 17%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Legend

Siren's Kiss

Siren's Kiss is the strain that lures you in with sparkly nu

THC 20%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant

Sirens Blood

Sirens Blood is the strain that lures you in with perfume an

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Sirius

Sirius is the love-child of mad-scientist breeders who asked

THC 18%
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🔮 70/30 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sirius Black

Imagine Prince’s personal stash had a baby with a grape Joll

THC 18%
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🔮 Goth-Approved Indica

Sirius Black

Meet the strain that dresses like a funeral: Sirius Black. T

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Sirius Dank Dawg

Sirius Dank Dawg is the strain equivalent of canceling all y

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sirius Lee Glazed

Happy Bird Seeds basically baked a space-cake and called it

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sirius Skunk

Meet Sirius Skunk—the strain that smells like your weird unc

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland Weed)

Sirius Skunk

Meet Sirius Skunk, the strain that smells so loud your neigh

THC 18%
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⚡ DMV Gas Hybrid

Sis Dmv

Meet Sis Dmv, the beltway insider so loud it needs its own E

THC 20-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sis Lights By Zoolander Seeds

Sis Lights is what happens when Zoolander Seeds decides your

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Sis Skunk

Sis Skunk is Dominion Seed Company's love letter to skunk ge

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sisquatch

Meet Sisquatch: the strain so relaxing it makes actual Bigfo

THC 18%

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