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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (60/40)

Sour Apple IBL

Imagine a Granny Smith apple that went to college, discovere

THC 20-25%

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🍏💚 Balanced Hybrid

Sour Apple IBL x Larry OG

Imagine a Granny Smith apple that skipped anger management a

THC 24%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Sour Apple Killer

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple got into a bar fight with a

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica (but it'll still text your ex)

Sour Apple Killer

Imagine if a Granny Smith got blackout drunk on diesel and d

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sour Apple Kiss

Meet Sour Apple Kiss, the strain that convinces your brain i

THC 22%

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🥧 Hybrid (50/50 split like a custody agreement)

Sour Apple Pie

Imagine if Granny Smith got drunk on diesel fumes and baked

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Champion

Sour Apple Runtz

This strain is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed

THC 20-25%

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🍏 Hybrid Candy-Coated Chaos

Sour Apple Runtz

Imagine a Granny Smith apple got drunk on Runtz, woke up in

THC 22-29%

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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Sour Apple Sherbet

Imagine a Granny Smith apple that went to pastry school, gra

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% sativa / 45% indica)

Sour Apple Soda Pop

Imagine if Willy Wonka traded chocolate for cannabis and had

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sour Apple Sorbet

Imagine Granny Smith got tipsy at the county fair and made o

THC 18%

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🍏 50/50 Hybrid

Sour Apple Sucka

Meet Sour Apple Sucka, the strain that tastes like someone d

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sour Apple Truffle

Imagine if a green apple Jolly Rancher and a white-truffle r

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Sour Apple Truffle F1 x Cambodian Highland Sativa

Meet the strain that can’t decide if it wants to chill on th

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Command

Sour Apple X Irene Alien OG

Imagine Granny Smith apple pie got abducted by a UFO and cam

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Sour Apple x Purple Punch

Imagine if a jolly rancher and a fruit-punch gummy bear had

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sour Applez By The Bakery Genetics

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy—Sour Apple

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sour Apricot

Compound Genetics basically asked, "What if we made Sour Die

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sour Apricot x Gelato 41

Imagine your grandma’s apricot jam got drunk on Gelato and s

THC 22%

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🤹‍♂️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Sour Bacio

Sour Bacio is what happens when Nugs 420 scientists spend 50

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Split-Personality Hybrid

Sour Backflip

Sour Backflip is what happens when Strayfox Gardenz asks "wh

THC 21%

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🟢 Sativa

Sour Banana

Sour Banana is what happens when Sour Diesel and Banana Sher

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sour Banana Breath

Imagine Sour Diesel and Banana OG had a baby, then that baby

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sour Banana Cake

Sour Banana Cake is what happens when banana bread and Sour

THC 28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Sour Banana Dubb

Oni Seed Co basically weaponized fruit salad. Sour Banana Du

THC 30-38%

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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Sour Banana Larry

Imagine your childhood banana candy grew up, bought a leathe

THC 20-27%

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🍌🍭 Hybrid

Sour Banana Larry Pebbels

Imagine if a banana Laffy Taffy got into a fist fight with a

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Daytime Sativa

Sour Banana Lime

Imagine a lime Jolly Rancher and a green banana got into a f

THC 15-25%

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🍌⚡️ Sour-Powered Hybrid

Sour Banana Sherbet

Imagine if a gas station slushie machine had a torrid affair

THC 18-23%

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⚡ Sativa

Sour Bananas

Imagine Sour Diesel and Banana OG had a baby after a three-d

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Low-THC Hybrid

Sour Banangie

Meet Sour Banangie, the strain that smells like a gas-statio

THC 5%

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🍬🛢️ Sour-Candy-Gas Hybrid

Sour Belt

Imagine Sour Diesel and Rainbow Belts had a baby after a reg

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Indica (with commitment issues)

Sour Belts

Imagine your childhood candy drawer got a DUI with a diesel

THC 20-28%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Sour Berry

Sour Berry is what happens when your grandma's berry pie dec

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sour Berry Blue

Imagine someone blended a Sour Diesel burp with a blueberry

THC 18-20%

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🟢 Sativa That Forgot Its Job

Sour Best Shit Ever

Green Bodhi’s "Sour Best Shit Ever" sounds like clickbait bu

THC 20%

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🍪 Hybrid (65% Indica-leaning, 35% Sativa-leaning)

Sour Biscotti

Bloom Seed Co basically asked, "What if biscotti went to the

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sour Biscotti

Imagine dunking a Thin Mint in espresso then getting slapped

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sour Biscotti

Imagine dunking a diesel-soaked biscotti into your morning e

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sour Biscotti F2

Imagine if a lemon bar and an Italian bakery had a messy bre

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sour Biscotti F3

GLK Genetics basically took a lemon bar, dunked it in espres

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sour Blackberry Diesel

Imagine if a gas station fruit stand got cross-faded with yo

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sour Blast

Meet Sour Blast, Ripper Seeds’ 15% THC reminder that the 200

THC 15%

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🔵 Sativa-leaning Diesel-Berry Mash-up

Sour Blue

Sour Blue is what happens when Sour Diesel’s hyperactive gym

THC 20%

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🔥 Hybrid (Cheese & Rescue)

Sour Blue Cheese by The Fire Department

Imagine if a wheel of blue cheese got drunk on sour candy an

THC 16%

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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Sour Blue Cookies

Imagine if a Thin Mint and a grumpy blueberry had a baby tha

THC 20%

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🔵 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Sour Blue Cookies

Imagine Sour Diesel and Blue Cookies had a baby, then enroll

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sour Blue Diesel

Imagine if a New York taxi and a blueberry muffin had a love

THC 20%