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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sour Grapes

Imagine if your grumpy aunt who always says "sour grapes" co

THC 18%
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🍇 Indica

Sour Grapes by Hazeman Seeds

Sour Grapes is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Sour Grapes by Riot Seeds

Sour Grapes is the strain equivalent of that friend who talk

THC 18%
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🍒 Balanced Hybrid

Sour Green Cherries

Imagine if a cherry Slurpee and a diesel truck had a baby—co

THC 25%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sour Gremlin

Meet Sour Gremlin, the boutique hybrid that smells like a ga

THC 18-26%
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🍈⚡ Hybrid

Sour Guava

Sour Guava is what happens when a Sour Diesel addict goes on

THC 25%
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🌿 Sativa-leaning Frankenstrain

Sour Guerilla Blue

Unicorn Boys Genetics basically asked, "What if we threw eve

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Sour Gum

Sour Gum is Karma Genetics' five-year love letter to doing a

THC 20-27%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Sour Gummy

Imagine if Haribo gummies went to college, majored in chemis

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sour Gummy Bears

Imagine the candy aisle got high and decided to breed weed.

THC 18%
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🟣 Sweet-n-Sour Hybrid

Sour Gusher

Imagine Gushers fruit snacks got drunk on diesel fuel and de

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Sour-Powered Couch Magnet

Sour Gushers

Imagine Gushers candy got drunk on lemon Pledge and decided

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sour Hash Plant by misterD Farmhouse

Meet Sour Hash Plant, the strain that took one whiff of your

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Sour Hawaiian Candy

Imagine a piña colada that got roofied by a Warhead—this is

THC 18-24%
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🌺 Sativa with Benefits

Sour Hawaiian Haze CBD

Imagine Sour Diesel and a Hawaiian shirt had a baby that got

THC 19-20%
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🟢 Sativa

Sour Hazy Jones

Sour Hazy Jones is what happens when lab coats meet legacy g

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica Chaos

Sour Headband

Meet Sour Headband, the strain that smells like a Sour Patch

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sour Headband

Imagine Sour Diesel and OG Headband had a baby who grew up t

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Kosher Certified Chaos)

Sour Hebrew National

Imagine your rabbi hotboxed a bodega that exclusively sells

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sour Herijuana

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Marvel villain a

THC 18%
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⚡ Kush-Citrus Frankensteak

Sour Hindu

Imagine Hindu Kush went on a Tinder date with a Sour Diesel

THC 15-25%
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🐕‍🦺 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Sour Hound

Sour Hound is the cannabis equivalent of a beagle that rolle

THC 18-22%
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🟣 5% THC Indica

Sour Housley

Sour Housley is the boutique strain that answered the questi

THC 5%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Sour Hulk

Meet Sour Hulk, the strain that Bruce Banner would smoke if

THC 18%
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🎂 Balanced Hybrid

Sour Ice Cake

Imagine if a pine tree crashed into a birthday party and eve

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Power-Up

Sour Jack

Imagine Jack Herer after a lemon-juice bath and three espres

THC 18-23%
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🔥 Sativa Slap-in-the-Face

Sour Jack

Imagine if your morning coffee and your gym pre-workout had

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Sour Jack #7

Meet Sour Jack #7: the strain that took 500+ breeding attemp

THC 25-30%
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⚖️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Sour Jade by Black Leaf

Imagine if Sour Diesel and a fancy jade paperweight had a ba

THC 23%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant

Sour Jamaican Lime

Bred by the ghost of Bob Marley’s horticulture professor, th

THC 24%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Express

Sour Jealousy Auto

Think your ex was clingy? Wait till you meet Sour Jealousy A

THC 20-25%
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🍋 Sativa

Sour Jelly by Nugs

Sour Jelly is what happens when you ask a pastry chef to des

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60% Sativa/40% Indica)

Sour Jewels

Imagine Sour Diesel had a baby with a disco ball and raised

THC 15-25%
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🤡 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sour Joker

HortiLab’s Sour Joker is what happens when mad scientists ge

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Sour Joker

Imagine if a citrus orchard got rear-ended by a diesel tanke

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Sour Joker

Meet Sour Joker—the strain that smells like a gas station le

THC 15-25%
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🤡 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sour Jokerz

Meet Sour Jokerz—the strain that can’t decide if it’s Sour J

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Sativa Overachiever

Sour Jokerz by Loyal 2 Tha Soil VA

Meet Sour Jokerz, the sativa that turns your couch into a la

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Sour Josh

Sour Josh is what happens when Karma Genetics says “let’s ma

THC 18%
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🟢 Actually Sativa in Disguise

Sour Juice

Sour Juice is the strain equivalent of putting a fake mustac

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa

Sour Kernel

Imagine if Sour Diesel and a movie-theater snack counter had

THC 15-25%
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🍈 Sativa Dominant

Sour Kiwi

Sour Kiwi is what happens when a diesel truck crashes into a

THC 26%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Sour Kosher

Sour Kosher is what happens when you let a New York deli san

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Sativa with a Kush chaperone

Sour Kosher

If Sour Diesel and Kosher Kush had a one-night stand in a sy

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Hybrid (Sour Diesel’s Loud Nephew)

Sour Krush

Imagine Sour Diesel did a DNA test and found out it has a co

THC 21%
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🟣 Indica

Sour Krypt

Sour Krypt is what happens when breeders lock themselves in

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy-Fuel Hybrid

Sour Kuntz

Imagine if Sour Diesel and Runtz had a messy breakup and Kus

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Heritage Sativa

Sour Kush

Meet Sour Kush—the strain that scoffs at hybrids and still r

THC 18%

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