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⚔️ Hybrid Warrior

Spartan Kick

This boutique bad-boy skipped the awards circuit and went st

THC 20-27%

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⚔️ Balanced Hybrid

Spartan Kush

Ocean Grown Seeds’ Spartan Kush is the strain equivalent of

THC 18%

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⚔️ OG Indica

Spartan OG

Meet Spartan OG, the strain that yells “THIS IS HASH!” befor

THC 20-26%

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🟢 50/50 Hybrid

SpartanLoud Sour IPA

Imagine if a craft brewer and a botanist had a baby, then th

THC 18%

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⚔️ Balanced Hybrid

Spartans B.T.Y

Spartans B.T.Y is Ocean Grown Seeds' attempt to create the c

THC 18%

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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Speaker Knockerz

Speaker Knockerz is the strain equivalent of a SoundCloud ra

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa (with a breath mint)

Spearmint Style

Imagine your childhood gum drawer got possessed by a sativa

THC 26%

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🍃 Balanced Mint Hybrid

Spearmint Supreme

Spearmint Supreme is what happens when a Thin Mint cookie an

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Black-Ops Bedtime Indica

Spec Ops

Spec Ops is 303 Seeds' answer to "I want to feel like I’m we

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Spec R

Spec R is the hybrid that spent three years in therapy to ac

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Spec91

Spec91 is what happens when breeders ask "How do we make gra

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Special Ak 2

The strain that’s been chilling harder than your unemployed

THC 15-20%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Autopilot

Special Auto

Special Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 18%

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🔵 Indica

Special Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got a glow-up, hired a pastry che

THC 20-28%

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⚡ Sativa

Special Crystal Haze

Imagine if Red Bull grew on trees and glitter-bombed your br

THC 19%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Special K

Meet Special K—the strain that makes gravity feel like a sug

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Special K

Meet Special K, the strain that sounds like a cereal but hit

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Special Kay by Blackbird Preservations

Special Kay is what happens when Blackbird Preservations dec

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Special Kush #1

Royal Queen Seeds’ budget-friendly KO artist. One puff and y

THC 18%

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🔮 OG-Style Couch Magnet

Special Kush by Zativo

Meet Special Kush, the strain that convinced your couch it’s

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced 60/40 Hybrid

Special Kush Haze

Imagine OG Kush and Sweet Special had a baby that grew up to

THC 18%

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🍈 Sativa-Lean Hybrid (55/45)

Special Lime Haze

Bulk Seed Bank's citrus Frankenstein that smells like a Key

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Special Needs

Holy Smoke Seeds named this one "Special Needs" because afte

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Special Occasion

Because apparently someone at Cannarado Genetics thinks 'spe

THC 18%

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🔥 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Special Original Haze

This is what your parents were smoking when they said they w

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Special Queen 1

Royal Queen Seeds resurrected the 70s in plant form—skunky,

THC 14-18%

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⚖️ Skunk-Engineered Autoflower

Special Queen 1 Auto

Royal Queen Seeds took classic Skunk, injected it with Ruder

THC 30%

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🟡 Straight Sativa (No Couch Attached)

Special Sauce

Special Sauce is what happens when Pisces Genetics asks, 'Wh

THC 20%

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🟣 Hemp Indica (Barely THC)

Special Sauce CBD

Meet the strain that lets you tell your probation officer “I

THC 0.15-0.29%

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🧪 Franken-hybrid

Specimen X

Specimen X is Clearwater Genetics' attempt to prove weed can

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Specimen X

Meet Specimen X, the strain so middle-of-the-road it probabl

THC 10-15%

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🍋 Sativa-Powered Brain Rocket

Spectrum Station Sorbet

First Principles Genetics basically shoved an 80% sativa roc

THC 22%

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⚡ Speedrun Hybrid

Speed Auto

Speed Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave meal—te

THC 12-18%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Speed Devil 2 Auto

The strain that promises devilish speed but delivers grandma

THC 5-7%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Speed Devil Auto

Speed Devil Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave d

THC 15%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Speed Haze

Speed Haze is Black Skull Seeds’ attempt at turning your bra

THC 18-23%

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⚡ Fast-Flowering Indica

Speed Haze

Speed Haze is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito

THC 22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

Speed Queen

Despite the name, Speed Queen won't have you cleaning your a

THC 24%

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⚫ Fast-Boi Indica

Speed Ryder 2

Speed Ryder 2 is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burr

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Speed Wobbles

Speed Wobbles is what happens when Hill Bomb Genetics decide

THC 18%

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⚡ Fast-Finish Auto Indica

Speed'Off

Speed'Off is what happens when breeders get impatient and de

THC 16-22%

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⚡ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Speedbag

Speedbag is what happens when Freak Genetics decides your br

THC 18%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Sativa Speed Demon

Speedon

Speedon is what happens when breeders decide Red Bull isn't

THC 18%

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⚡ Fast-Flower Indica

Speedy Chile

Speedy Chile is what happens when breeders get tired of wait

THC 15-20%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Speedy Critical

Speedy Critical is what happens when breeders get impatient

THC 18%

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🤹‍♂️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Speedy Gonzales

Kannabia’s Speedy Gonzales is what happens when breeders mix

THC 18%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Speedrun

Speedy Gonzales by Flash Seeds

Flash Seeds basically Frankensteined cannabis DNA to make a

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Speedy Soga 11

Speedy Soga 11 is Goat and Monkey’s idea of "balanced"—like

THC 15-25%