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❄️ Hybrid with Identity Issues

Strawberry Yeti

Strawberry Yeti is what happens when a strawberry shortcake

THC 20-24%

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🍓 Sativa That Forgot It Was Sativa

Strawberry Zkillato

Imagine a strawberry Pop-Tart that went to Harvard and came

THC 25%

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🍓🍭 Hybrid

Strawberry Zkittlez

Copenhagen Seed Company basically weaponized your childhood

THC 18%

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🍓🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka and a strawberry patch had a one-night s

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Hybrid (Candy-Coated Chill)

Strawberry Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka and a strawberry patch had a baby, then

THC 18-24%

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🌈 Boutique Hybrid

Strawberry Zootopia

Imagine Willy Wonka and a strawberry field got drunk, hooked

THC 22-24%

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🍓 Dessert-Indica

Strawbrulee

Strawbrulee is the strain that answered the age-old question

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Strawburst

Square One Genetics took four years to birth this strawberry

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Strawmatta

Strawmatta is the indica equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Strawmelon

Strawmelon is what happens when a boutique breeder locks the

THC 18%

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🍓🍉 Hybrid

Strawmelon Berry Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a grow tent and you’ve got St

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Daytime Sativa

Strawmosa by Moe Yield

Imagine bottomless mimosas distilled into nug form—minus the

THC 15-20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Strawnana Bread

Imagine banana bread made by a stoned pastry chef who accide

THC 20%

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🍓 Hybrid (Dessert Edition)

Strawnana Cobbler

Imagine if Strawberry Shortcake and Banana Cream Pie had a l

THC 18-27%

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🔴 Couch-Dessert Indica

Strawnana Cookies

Imagine Willy Wonka got baked and cross-bred a banana split

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica

Strawnana Dulce

Crockett Family Farms basically blended a fruit salad with c

THC 18-22%

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🔶 Gold-Plated Indica

Strawnana Gold

Imagine a fruit smoothie that got a PhD in couch-lock. Straw

THC 18-26%

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🍓 70% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Strawnana Juice

Imagine Jamba Juice and your couch had a baby—this is that b

THC 20%

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🤹‍♂️ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Strawnana Juice

Strawnana Juice is what happens when Strawberry Banana hooks

THC 18-26%

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🦄 Balanced Hybrid

Strawnana Lemango

Unicorn Boys Genetics whipped up this fruit-salad-in-a-bowl

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawnana Lemonade

Greenfire Genetics basically made a liquid brunch you can sm

THC 23%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Strawnana Mac

Imagine if a strawberry-banana smoothie and a diesel-soaked

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Strawnana Mints

Imagine a fruit salad made out with a pack of gum—that’s Str

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Strawnana S1

Imagine liquifying a strawberry-banana smoothie and injectin

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Strawnana Stinkbug

Strawnana Stinkbug is the strain that proves Yin Yang Seeds

THC 18-24%

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🍓🍌 55/45 Hybrid

Strawnana Sundae

Big Buddha Seeds basically bottled a Ben & Jerry’s pint and

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawnana Tart

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart and a banana Laffy Taffy ha

THC 22%

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📡 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Strawnana Wifi

Imagine your brain getting free Wi-Fi from a strawberry-bana

THC 22-26%

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🔵 Indica

Strawnana x Larry OG

Tramuntana Seeds took strawberry-banana candy and OG couch-l

THC 15-18%

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🍓🍍⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawneapple

Imagine if a pineapple and a strawberry got drunk at a frat

THC 18-20%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant

Strawpaya

Imagine your blender had a baby with a hammock—Strawpaya is

THC 20%

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🌺 Tropical Couch-Lite Hybrid

Strawpical Guava

Strawpical Guava is basically Strawberry Guava’s cousin who

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Strawpicanna

Imagine if Strawberry Shortcake and a diesel truck had a bab

THC 18%

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🍓🔥 Terpene Bomb Hybrid

Strawpicanna

Imagine Tropicanna Cookies and Strawberry Banana had a one-n

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balance Beam Hybrid

Stray Cat Strut

Named after the alley cats that probably tested it first, St

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Hybrid (60% Indica)

Straya's Little Stinkerz

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected children's book

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Couch Potato

Street Guru

Street Guru is the indica that forgot leg day but remembered

THC 8-9%

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🤏 Boutique Micro-Dose Hybrid

Street Guru

Street Guru is the strain equivalent of a $14 drip coffee th

THC 8%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Street Legal by Blue Bloods Grow

Meet the only thing from Blue Bloods that won't get you arre

THC 18%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Magnet

Street T

Street T is the strain your dealer won’t admit he hoards for

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica

Street Tarts

Street Tarts is the strain equivalent of a corner-store push

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Street Walker

Street Walker is the strain that’ll have you pacing the bloc

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Express)

Streetbeanz

Dungeon of Dank’s Streetbeanz is the strain that answers the

THC 15%

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🟣 Indica-leaning Auto-Flower

Stress Killer Automatic

Royal Queen Seeds’ attempt at a chill-pill you can plant. Th

THC 15-20%

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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (1:1 THC:CBD)

Stress Killer Automatic CBD

Meet the strain that says "You can keep your job AND your sa

THC 7-12%

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🌿 Certified Tall Boi Sativa

Stretch

Stretch is what happens when Bandaid Haze and Blueberry F4 g

THC 20-25%

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🍰 Dessert Hybrid

Streudlez

Streudlez is what happens when a pastry chef and a hash wiza

THC 18-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strip Tease

Strip Tease is HQFarms' polite way of getting you naked on t

THC 18%