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🍋 Sativa-Dominant (They Lied About the Indica)

Super Lemon Red

Super Lemon Red sounds like an indica, looks like an indica,

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemon Drop

Super Lemon Smac

Meet Super Lemon Smac, the indica that turns your legs into

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Super Lemon Storm

Imagine if a lemon tree and a weighted blanket had a baby, t

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemonade

Super Lemon Yerba

Pacific NW Roots took a zesty lemon and taught it jiu-jitsu.

THC 18%
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🍋 Sativa Missile

Super Lemon+

Imagine Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze had a baby that ma

THC 30%
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🔴 Indica in a Tuxedo

Super Mac

Super Mac is what happens when Miracle Alien Cookies takes c

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Super Mad Sky Floater

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected superhero sideki

THC 18-24%
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⚡ 90% Sativa, 10% Pretend Hybrid

Super Malawi Haze

Imagine drinking three double espressos in a Malawi thunders

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Citrus-Fueled Sativa

Super Mandarina

Meet Super Mandarina—Exclusive Seeds Bank’s answer to the qu

THC 10-15%
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🥭 Pure Sativa Power-Up

Super Mango A5

Imagine if a mango learned to code and then decided to debug

THC 18%
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🟢 Hybrid (Mario Kart Mode)

Super Mario Weed

Like finding a warp zone in your grinder, Super Mario Weed i

THC 15-25%
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🌺 Island Sativa

Super Maui O

Super Maui O is the strain equivalent of a beach vacation in

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Hybrid

Super Mazar

Meet Super Mazar, the strain that took Afghani landrace, Sku

THC 18%
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🔥 Couch-Locking Indica

Super Mega Fuego

Super Mega Fuego by Lovin' In Her Eyes sounds like a rejecte

THC 18-28%
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🍈 Indica (Yes, really)

Super Melonade

Super Melonade is the indica that skipped nap time and main-

THC 30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Super Melonaid

Super Melonaid is what happens when Cookies N Cream and Star

THC 20-28%
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🟢 Sativa Superhero

Super Molombian by Tonglen Song

Meet Super Molombian—the sativa that turns your couch into a

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Super Moshine

Super Moshine is what happens when breeders try to make weed

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Super Mutant Mass

Meet Super Mutant Mass, the strain that skipped leg day and

THC 20-26%
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🧀 Sativa with Attitude

Super Neville Cheese

Super Neville Cheese is what happens when Thai landrace, rud

THC 20%
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🌌 Balanced Hybrid

Super Nova

Super Nova is what happens when Hoku Seed Co. decides to pla

THC 18-24%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Super Nova

Super Nova is what happens when breeders decide regular weed

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Super Nova OG

BSB Genetics took OG Kush, pumped it full of tranquilizer da

THC 20-27%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Super ODG #4

Super ODG #4 is what happens when breeders binge-watch natur

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Super OG Kush

Kannabia Seeds took OG Kush, fed it protein shakes and rage,

THC 30-38%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Super OG Kush

Pyramid Seeds took OG Kush, cranked the THC to a face-meltin

THC 30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Super OG Super OG Kush

Super OG is basically OG Kush that maxed out its credit card

THC 26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Super Orange Glue

Super Orange Glue by Lady Sativa Genetics is what happens wh

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus Cannon

Super Orange Glue

Imagine GG4 got drunk on Sunny-D and decided to nap on your

THC 18-26%
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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Auto Hybrid

Super Orange Haze

Imagine a mimosa that grew legs, learned photosynthesis, and

THC 18%
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🍊 50/50 Hybrid

Super Orange Soda

Like drinking a warm orange Fanta while your brain takes a b

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa (like espresso in plant form)

Super Panama Haze

Imagine if a Caribbean vacation banged a lightning bolt and

THC 20-23%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Super Paradise F2

Super Paradise F2 is what happens when breeders decide "good

THC 18%
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🍑 50/50 Hybrid

Super Peach

Super Peach is what happens when breeders get horny for frui

THC 20-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Super Petrol

Super Petrol is Moscaseeds’ love letter to anyone who’s ever

THC 18-22%
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⛽ Gas-Guzzling Hybrid

Super Petrol

Super Petrol is what happens when a gas station and a cannab

THC 15-25%
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🍍 Pure Sativa

Super Pineapple Haze

Dynasty Seeds basically weaponized a tropical smoothie and c

THC 20%
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🍍 Sativa Powerhouse

Super Pineapple Haze

Imagine drinking a piña colada while getting drop-kicked int

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Super Platinum Cookies

Real Gorilla Seeds took regular Platinum Cookies, slapped 'S

THC 22%
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⚖️ Frost-Caked Hybrid

Super Platinum Cookies

Imagine if a sugar-cookie and a snow globe had a baby, then

THC 22-24%
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⚖️ 52/48 Split Personality Hybrid

Super Platinum Laos

Meet the strain that answers "¿Por qué no los dos?" to 'ener

THC 21%
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🟢 Sativa

Super Powerplant

Imagine if your morning coffee started wearing a cape and ye

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Super Punch

Super Punch is the strain equivalent of getting sucker-punch

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica

Super Purple

Super Purple is what happens when Bigworm Genetics asks, "Wh

THC 18-24%
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🌞 Sativa

Super Purple Grapefruit

Imagine if a grapefruit got a liberal-arts degree and decide

THC 20%
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🔮 Sativa Overachiever

Super Purple Haze by Dirt Farmer Genetics

This 28% THC purple rocket ship from Dirt Farmer Genetics is

THC 28%
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🟢 Sativa

Super Purple Skunk

Super Purple Skunk is what happens when your dealer majored

THC 18%
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🍃 CBD-Heavy Sativa

Super Rich

Meet Super Rich—the strain that lets you flex connoisseur vi

THC 6-12%

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