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🟢 Stanky Indica

Swamp Water Fumez

Imagine Runtz rolled around in compost and then took a nap i

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Swampjoose

Imagine if Shrek got a PhD in botany and then bred weed in h

THC 18-23%
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🐊 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Swamp Gas OG')

Swampwater Fumez

Swampwater Fumez is what happens when Bloom Seed Co drops a

THC 20%
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🟢 Boutique Couch-Lock

Swampwater Fumez

Imagine if Shrek opened a candy shop in a gas station—Swampw

THC 15-25%
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🌊🤢 50/50 Hybrid Chaos

Swampwater Fumez x Zsunami

Imagine if a diesel-soaked gummy bear got lost in a Louisian

THC 21-28%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mash-Up

Swansea Berry

Meet Swansea Berry, the strain that bred itself while HillBi

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Swanson Gold

Top Boy Genetics calls it "balanced"; we call it the strain

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Swayze

Named after the smoothest dancer to ever punch a ghost, Sway

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Swayze

Like the late great Patrick himself, this sativa will dance

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Swazi Burmese

Swazi Burmese is the strain equivalent of a well-traveled ba

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Pure African Sativa

Swazi by Nirvana Seeds

Meet Swazi—the strain that makes coffee look like chamomile.

THC 15-25%
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🌍 African Landrace Sativa

Swazi By The Seed Bank

This is what happens when Mother Nature and a bunch of seed

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Landrace

Swazi Gold

The strain that backpackers used to smuggle in guitar cases

THC 18%
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🔆 Pure African Sativa

Swazi Gold

Meet Swazi Gold—the strain that backpacked straight outta Sw

THC 15-25%
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🟡 100% Sativa Heritage

Swazi Gold

Meet Swazi Gold—the strain so African it shows up late to th

THC 25-30%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Swazi Gold

Meet Swazi Gold: the cannabis equivalent of finding a 500-ye

THC 18%
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🌍 African Landrace Sativa (aka 'I Grew Up in the Sun')

Swazi Gold

Swazi Gold is the espresso shot of African sativas—tall, lan

THC 15-21%
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☀️ Pure African Sativa

Swazi Gold

Meet Swazi Gold, the strain that turns your living room into

THC 15-25%
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🌍 African Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Swazi Red

Swazi Red is basically the cannabis equivalent of that frien

THC 18%
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🟢 African Sativa That’ll Steal Your Bike

Swazi Rooi Bart

Swazi Rooi Bart is the sativa your brain calls when it wants

THC 18-24%
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🌍 Pure Sativa Stampede

Swazi Safari

Swazi Safari is the strain for people who think Red Bull is

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Swazi Skunk

This 100% sativa from African Seeds is basically Durban Pois

THC 18-23%
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🟢 African Sativa Rocket

Swazi Skunk

Swazi Skunk is what happens when Durban Poison goes on vacat

THC 15-25%
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🟢 African Sativa with Skunk Funk

Swazi x Skunk

Imagine if a cheetah got into your stash jar—this 70% sativa

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Swaziland Pure

Swaziland Pure is what happens when breeders decide coffee i

THC 25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sweat Helmet

Imagine your head wearing a tiny, resin-drenched football he

THC 20-24%
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⚪ Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Sweat Helmet

Sweat Helmet is the strain equivalent of a locker-room smoot

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Sweatband

Sweatband is Jungle Boys’ cardio-in-a-jar: an 18% sativa tha

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

Sweatband OG

Sweatband OG by Karma Genetics is what happens when breeders

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture

Sweater Puppies

Tiger Trees basically weaponized your grandma’s afghan blank

THC 22-26%
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🥵 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Sweaty

Sweaty is the strain that finally admits what it smells like

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Sweaty Headband

Named after the glorious funk of a post-workout forehead, Sw

THC 18%
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🏔️ Sativa

Sweaty Yeti

Sweaty Yeti is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18-25%
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🍬 Low-THC Sativa

Sweet

Meet Sweet, the strain that’s basically a sugar-dusted parti

THC 13%
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🍭 60/40 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Sweet & Sultry

Imagine a sugar-daddy made of pine needles who whispers dess

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Old-School Indica

Sweet 105

Sweet 105 is the cannabis equivalent of your uncle who peake

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Sweet 16

Sweet 16 is your overachieving cousin's prom night in cannab

THC 18%
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💜 Indica

Sweet 16

Happy Valley Genetics basically made the cannabis version of

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Sweet 16 by Lit Farms

Imagine if a grape snow-cone learned jiu-jitsu—this dense pu

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sweet AF

Meet Sweet AF, the strain that’s basically a Pixy Stix in pl

THC 10%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (70/30 split)

Sweet Afghan Thai

Imagine if a chill Afghan grandpa had a one-night stand with

THC 15-25%
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🔫 Couch-Lock Commando

Sweet Ammo

Sweet Ammo is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket wi

THC 20%
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🟡 Daytime Sativa

Sweet Amnesia

Sweet Amnesia is basically espresso that graduated from weed

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Sweet Amnesia Auto

Sweet Amnesia Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Sweet Amnesia By G13 Labs

Sweet Amnesia is what happens when Amnesia Haze goes to fini

THC 20-23%
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🟢 Full-Speed Sativa

Sweet Amnesia Haze

This strain is basically espresso in plant form—if espresso

THC 22%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Autoflower

Sweet Amnesia Haze XL Auto

It's called "Amnesia" because that's exactly what happens to

THC 15-20%
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🍋 Low-THC Citrus Hybrid

Sweet And Sour

Imagine Lemonhead candy got ghosted by actual weed and had t

THC 5-9%

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