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⚖️ Boutique Mystery Hybrid

Triple Bodhi

Triple Bodhi is what happens when a grower names their weed

THC 24%
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🟣 Triple-Stacked Indica

Triple Burger

Triple Burger is the edible equivalent of a food coma—except

THC 20%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Triple Burger

Triple Burger is what happens when GMO and Double Burger hav

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Indica Couch-Cake

Triple Cake

Meet Triple Cake—the strain that got so obsessed with desser

THC 20%
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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Triple Cheese

Barneys Farm basically asked, "What if we weaponized cheese?

THC 18%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Triple Cheese Auto

Imagine if a wheel of aged gouda got high and decided to gro

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Supreme Indica

Triple Chem Face By Mycotek

Triple Chem Face sounds like a wrestling move your dealer in

THC 28-30%
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🍒 Balanced Hybrid

Triple Cherry

Triple Cherry is Aficionado Seed Collection’s way of saying

THC 22%
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🍒 Sativa

Triple Cherry Diesel

Imagine if a cherry Slurpee and a jerry can had a baby that

THC 18%
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🍫 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Triple Chocolate Cheesecake

Imagine diving face-first into a chocolate fountain while we

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Chocolate Bar

Triple Chocolate Chip

Triple Chocolate Chip is what happens when Willy Wonka gets

THC 22%
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🍫 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Triple Chocolate Chip

Imagine if Girl Scout cookies went to college, discovered OG

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Triple Crack

Triple Crack is what happens when Tinos Genetics binge-watch

THC 18%
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💤 Couch-Lock Royalty

Triple Crown

Tiger Trees bred this indica beast for people who think "goo

THC 22%
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🟢 Sativa

Triple Deez

Triple Deez is the sativa your Type-A friend swears increase

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Triple Diesel

Triple Diesel is what happens when Sour, NYC, and Strawberry

THC 26-29%
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🦨 Hybrid (Extra Foul Edition)

Triple Double Skunk

This isn't your grandpa's skunk—unless gramps has been breed

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Showoff

Triple Dubble

The strain so nice they named it twice (and then added one m

THC 20-25%
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😴 Ultra-Light Indica

Triple Duck Dare

Pua Mana Pakalolo’s Triple Duck Dare: because sometimes you

THC 5%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Triple G

Triple G is what happens when breeders ask, “How do we make

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Triple G Automatic

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: engineered f

THC 15-20%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Triple Goddess

Named after the divine feminine trinity, this Bodhi Seeds cr

THC 18%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Tinged Triple Threat

Triple Grape

Imagine if your grandma’s grape jelly learned to grow itself

THC 18%
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🔮 Straight-Up Couch Glue Indica

Triple Indigo

Triple Indigo is the strain you reach for when you want to c

THC 20%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Triple Inferno

Triple Inferno is the strain equivalent of ghost-pepper lemo

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica Nap Machine

Triple Kush

Imagine if a weighted blanket and your grandma's strongest e

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Citrus Couch-Lock

Triple Lemon by Fitfriendlyfarmer

Triple Lemon is what happens when a breeder asks, "How many

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pastry-Flavored Couch Magnet

Triple Lindy

Triple Lindy is the strain that convinced your brain it’s Sa

THC 23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Triple Nova

Triple Nova is what happens when breeders play genetic Jenga

THC 18-24%
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🟣 OG-Indica Couch Magnet

Triple OG

Triple OG is the strain that asks “remember your legs?” then

THC 18%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Triple OG

Triple OG is Happy Dreams Genetics' love letter to your couc

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG Supreme

Triple OG

Triple OG is what happens when OG Kush gets inbred so hard i

THC 19-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Triple Pakistan

Meet the indica that treats your spine like a wet noodle. Tr

THC 16-18%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Triple Platinum

Triple Platinum is what happens when SoCal breeders lock the

THC 25%
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🟣 80% Indica Couch-Lock Special

Triple Purple Doja

Triple Purple Doja is Quest Genetics’ purple-painted love le

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Triple Purple Rhino

Imagine a grape-flavored tranquilizer dart shot directly int

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Ice Cream

Triple Scoop

Imagine Ben & Jerry got paranoid and cross-bred a grape snow

THC 18-24%
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🍦 Balanced Hybrid

Triple Scoop

Imagine if Baskin-Robbins made a strain that could bench pre

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Triple Scoop

Imagine if Baskin-Robbins got into the weed game and said “l

THC 18-28%
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🍦 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Triple Scoop

Imagine Baskin-Robbins and Willy Wonka had a baby, then dipp

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Dessert Hybrid

Triple Scoop Gelato

Imagine Gelato #41 on cheat day—three scoops deep, extra spr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Triple Sec

Imagine if Orange Julius and a weighted blanket had a baby t

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa Rocket Fuel

Triple Sour Diesel

Meet the espresso shot of weed: Triple Sour Diesel. This 25%

THC 25%
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🧬 Cookie-Kush-Chem Love Triangle

Triple Stack

Triple Stack is what happens when breeders play culinary Jen

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Fuel Hybrid

Triple Stack Grassroots

Grassroots’ Triple Stack is the cannabis equivalent of eatin

THC 20-29%
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🥪 Hybrid Sandwich

Triple Stuffed

Imagine your brain getting jumped by a gang of giggly pastry

THC 20-30%
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🌞 Hybrid

Triple Sunshine

Triple Sunshine is what happens when Bodhi Seeds says "hold

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Triple Threat

Named like a bad action movie, Triple Threat is Ripper Seeds

THC 20-25%

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