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🟣 Indica-Dominant Polyhybrid

Triple Threat

Triple Threat is what happens when breeders can’t pick a fav

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Triple Treat

Triple Treat is Afropips Seeds' love letter to everyone who’

THC 18-24%
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🍊 Citrus-Stacked Hybrid

Triple Trop

Meet Triple Trop—the strain equivalent of a mimosa at brunch

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Triple White Berry

Meet the strain that looks like it just came back from a ski

THC 23%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Triple X

Triple X is the strain equivalent of your grandpa's vintage

THC 18-26%
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🔥 Sativa Bomb

Triple X by Apothecary Genetics

Triple X is what happens when mad scientists decide Red Bull

THC 22-28%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Triple XL Auto

Triple XL Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave din

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Triple XL Auto

The strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with wheels—comp

THC 16%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Heavy Autoflower

Triple XXL Auto

Meet the strain that tries to be everything to everyone and

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Triple XXX

Triple XXX is Hazeman's not-so-subtle flex that balanced hyb

THC 22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Tripleproof Moonshine

Bred by the stoner Illuminati known as "Unknown or Legendary

THC 22%
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🟣 Sterile Couch-Lock Machine

Triploid Iced Sangria

Meet the first weed that’s literally too genetically awkward

THC 18-23%
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🍃 Triploid Hybrid with Identity Issues

Triploid Sticky Wasabi

Imagine if a California sushi chef got paranoid about seeds,

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (with extra chromosomes)

Triploid Tropicana Cherry

Imagine Tropicana Cherry went to grad school and came back w

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Tripoli Wicked

Tripoli Wicked is what happens when a mad scientist decides

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Tripoli Wicked 6 x Clementine

Imagine if Sunny D grew up in a biker bar and learned jujits

THC 15-25%
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🦄 Hybrid (60/40 Indica-Sativa)

Tripping Unicorn

Tripping Unicorn is what happens when Bodhi Seeds freebases

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tripple OG

Tripple OG is what happens when breeders decide “mild relaxa

THC 18-22%
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🌅 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Trippy Breakfast

The only breakfast that'll have you talking to your toaster

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica

Trippy Churro

Trippy Churro is the strain for anyone who’s ever wanted to

THC 20%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Tank

Trippy Escalades

Trippy Escalades is what happens when FireFly Genetics hot-b

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Trippy Gorilla

Trippy Gorilla swings in at 18-24% THC, hugs your brain like

THC 18-24%
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🦍 Hybrid Heavyweight

Trippy Gorilla

Meet the strain that turned a gentle primate into a philosop

THC 10-15%
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🤖 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Trippy Gorilla Auto

Meet the strain that proves gorillas can drive automatics. T

THC 18%
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🍋 Sativa

Trippy Lemon

Trippy Lemon is basically Lemon Haze after it went to art sc

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Vintage Couchlock

Trippy Pebbles

Trippy Pebbles is Big Head Seeds' love letter to the 90s—bac

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Indica (Yes, Really)

Trippy Psychedelics

An indica that somehow wandered into the wrong meeting and a

THC 25%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Tristar Pebbles

Green Team Genetics basically crammed a candy store, pine fo

THC 24%
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🟣 Tri-State Couch Crasher

Tristate Triangle

Tristate Triangle is basically what happens when Florida Tri

THC 20%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Triton Biscotto Lime

Imagine if an Italian nonna and a citrus grove had a baby, t

THC 21-26%
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🟢 Ruderalis-Enhanced Sativa Auto

Triton Biscotto Lime Auto

SeedStockers’ lazy-grow special: a lime-cookie auto that flo

THC 16-22%
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🔵 50/50 Hybrid

Triton Breath

Realpotency’s Triton Breath is the strain you smoke when you

THC 25%
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🟣 70% Indica Dominant

Triumphant

Named like a Roman victory parade but hits like a weighted b

THC 20%
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🥣 Sugar-Crash-Free Sativa

Trix

Breakfast-cereal branding for a strain that refuses to let y

THC 20-25%
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🌈 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Trix

Trix is the strain that got jealous of your childhood cereal

THC 18-26%
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🍭 Mystery Hybrid

Trixx Bomb

Trixx Bomb is what happens when a boutique breeder decides y

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-stein

Trizkit

Trizkit is what happens when lab-coat nerds get high on thei

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Trizz Majesty

Happy Bird Seeds calls this their 'balanced masterpiece'—tra

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Trizzlers Auto

Trizzlers Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave bur

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused 33/33/33 Hybrid

Trizzlerz X Thors Hammer

Viking Gardens crossed 15 plants just to birth this 33% rude

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Trockenbeerenauslese

Named after a German dessert wine you can't pronounce sober,

THC 25-30%
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🍪 Minty Mystery Hybrid

Trog Mints

Meet Trog Mints, the strain whose lineage is as clear as you

THC 18-24%
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⚔️ Indica (with a little Ruderalis side hustle)

Trojan by The 7 Dwarfs

Named after a horse that fooled an entire city, this 18% ind

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Trojan Horse

Named after history's most successful surprise party, Trojan

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Trom

Trom is what happens when a breeder with a PhD in sativa dec

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa (That Occasionally Forgets)

Trop Breath

Imagine if Sunny D and a gym sock had a baby, then doused it

THC 16-22%
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🌈 Citrus-Cherry Hype Hybrid

Trop Cherry

Trop Cherry is what happens when Tangie and a cherry slushee

THC 15-25%
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🍒 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Trop Cherry

Trop Cherry is what happens when a piña colada and a cherry

THC 18%

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