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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Tropical Orange Soul

Imagine if a tangerine made sweet love to a sugar cube and n

THC 18-22%

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🌺 Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Tropical Pantys

Big Nose Genetics basically stuffed your grandma's floral pa

THC 18%

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🍷 Hybrid

Tropical Pinot Noir

Imagine your bartender misheard “wine tasting” and handed yo

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tropical Punch

Tropical Punch is what happens when breeders ask, "What if C

THC 18%

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🥊 Sativa Knockout

Tropical Punch

Tropical Punch is basically your 6-year-old's Capri Sun if i

THC 18%

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🍹 60/40 Indica-Dominant Vacation

Tropical Punch

Imagine your favorite gas-station fruit punch grew up, got t

THC 18%

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🍹 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Tropical Punch

Imagine a tiki bar rolled itself into a nug and forgot to br

THC 18-23%

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🟢 Sativa

Tropical Punch by Black Tuna

Imagine your childhood juice box grew up, got a PhD in parti

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Tropical Purple Kush By Massive Seeds

Imagine if a piña colada and a weighted blanket had a baby—t

THC 22%

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🐰 Balanced Hybrid

Tropical Rabbit

Tropical Rabbit is what happens when a fruit salad goes to a

THC 21-24%

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🟣 Indica (Mostly)

Tropical Rain

Imagine getting kicked back into a hammock by a fruit basket

THC 18%

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🔴 Sativa

Tropical Red

Tropical Red is what happens when Energenetics Old World Far

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Indica

Tropical Skittles

Imagine your childhood candy stash got drunk on vacation and

THC 17-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Tropical Sleigh Ride

Imagine Santa’s sleigh crashed into a herb garden, then got

THC 18%

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🌴 Balanced Hybrid

Tropical Slurry

Imagine your blender just got high and decided to puree a Ca

THC 15-25%

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🌴 50/50 Split Hybrid

Tropical Slushee

Imagine your blender gained sentience and started cross-bree

THC 18-24%

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🌴 Sativa Slush

Tropical Slushie

Tropical Slushie is what happens when a snow-cone machine an

THC 15-25%

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🍧 Hybrid (Citrus Slush Edition)

Tropical Slushy

Imagine dumping a 7-Eleven mango slushie and a scoop of oran

THC 18-26%

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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Tropical Smoothie

Imagine a blender full of pineapple chunks, mango nectar, an

THC 18-26%

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🟢 All-Sativa Energy Drink

Tropical Snow

Copenhagen Seed Company turned Thai landrace into legal rock

THC 18-24%

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🍧 Hybrid (Fruit-Forward Snowstorm)

Tropical Snow Cone

Imagine your childhood snow-cone grew up, discovered weed, a

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Korean-Fusion 50/50 Hybrid

Tropical Soju

Imagine a Korean bartender and a New England botanist got dr

THC 18-24%

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🏝️ Mystery Sativa-Labeled Whatever

Tropical Splash

Tropical Splash is the cannabis equivalent of a bartender po

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica

Tropical Starburst

If your therapist and a piña colada had a baby, it’d be this

THC 18%

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🍍 Couch-Lock Luau

Tropical Starburst

Imagine a piña colada that roofies you. This 18% indica from

THC 18%

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🟢 Indica (But Acts Like a Sativa Having an Identity Crisis)

Tropical Storm

Tropical Storm is what happens when an indica forgets its jo

THC 14-19%

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🌅 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Tropical Sunrise

Imagine if your breakfast mimosa got freaky with a pineapple

THC 15-25%

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🌅 Couch-Locked Coconut

Tropical Sunset

Tropical Sunset is basically what happens when your weed dea

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa

Tropical Tang

Tropical Tang is what happens when Tangie and Tropicanna Coo

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa Super-Soaker

Tropical Tangie

Imagine Tropicana and a Red Bull had a love child, then sent

THC 15-25%

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🥱 Couch-Locked Citrus

Tropical Tangie

Imagine drinking a piña colada on a beach... then getting bo

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tropical Ticklez

Imagine your taste buds went on a Caribbean cruise and came

THC 22%

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⚖️ 50/50 'Can't Pick a Side' Hybrid

Tropical Torte

Tropical Torte is what happens when Bigworm Genetics traps a

THC 18%

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🌺 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Tropical Trainwreck

Imagine Trainwreck went on a Caribbean vacation, got drunk o

THC 15-25%

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🌴 70% Sativa Zinger

Tropical Treat Special

Meet the strain that makes you want to samba on a beach you’

THC 18%

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🏝️ Indica-Dominant Couchlock Luau

Tropical Treatz

Think piña colada meets weighted blanket. Tropical Treatz is

THC 18-24%

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🟢 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Vacation in a Jar)

Tropical Treatz

Tropical Treatz is what happens when Zamnesia decides your b

THC 20%

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🌺 50/50 Hybrid

Tropical Trooper

Imagine if a Hawaiian shirt got you high—that’s Tropical Tro

THC 20%

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🍊 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Tropical Truffle

Meet Tropical Truffle: the strain that smells like a chocola

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Truffle

Tropical Trufflez

Tropical Trufflez is what happens when a dessert menu and a

THC 20%

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🌺 CBD-Forward Tropical Hybrid

Tropical Tsunami

Imagine Sour Tsunami went on a Tinder date with a piña colad

THC 15-25%

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🌴 50/50 Split Hybrid

Tropical Wasteland by Pastries

Tropical Wasteland sounds like a failed Jimmy Buffett cockta

THC 18-24%

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🌴 60/40 Chill Hybrid

Tropical Wiz

Tropical Wiz is what happens when a Hawaiian vacation and a

THC 18%

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🌴 50/50 Hybrid

Tropical Wiz V2

Imagine your brain took a Caribbean cruise while your body s

THC 18%

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🟣 Tropical Couch-Lock

Tropical Z

Imagine Zkittlez went on vacation, got lei'd, and came back

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tropical Zherriez

Imagine your brain took a vacation to a Tiki bar and forgot

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Tropical Zkittlez

Imagine a fruit salad got drunk, joined a candy factory, and

THC 18-22%

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🍭 Tropical Hybrid Candy Bomb

Tropical Zkittlez

Imagine Zkittlez went on a Tinder date with a piña colada an

THC 26-28%