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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Tropical Zkitz

Meet Tropical Zkitz—the strain that answers the age-old ques

THC 20%

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🌴 Balanced Hybrid

Tropical Zmoothie

Dankensteins Lab’s tropical fever dream that smells like a p

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Colada

Tropical Zmoothie

Imagine sipping a piña colada while your body turns into a s

THC 21-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Luau

Tropical Zushi

Imagine a tiki bar in your lungs that immediately calls last

THC 22-25%

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🌴 Sativa

Tropicali

Tropicali is what happens when a tiki bar and a dispensary h

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Tropicalia Chem

Tropicalia Chem is what happens when a Hawaiian vacation and

THC 22%

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🟩 60/40 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Tropicalia OG

Imagine OG Kush took a Hawaiian vacation, drank six piña col

THC 22%

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🌴 Balanced Hybrid

Tropicalicious

Tropicalicious is what happens when breeders binge-watch too

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Citrus-Fueled Sativa

Tropicana

Imagine if orange juice got into crypto and never slept. Tro

THC 15-20%

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🍌 Sativa

Tropicana Banana

Tropicana Banana is what happens when a fruit salad decides

THC 18%

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🍌 Sativa

Tropicana Banana

Imagine a banana got drunk on orange juice and started a fig

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Tropicana Banana Breath

Imagine if a banana smoothie got drunk, passed out in a hamm

THC 18-22%

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🍌🍊 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Tropicana Banana Cookies

Imagine if a fruit salad and a cookie jar had a baby, and th

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Tropicana Banana x Deep Breath

Imagine getting smacked in the face by a banana wearing a Ha

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tropicana Blue

Imagine if Sunny D and a blueberry Pop-Tart had a baby, then

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Tropicana Bubba

Tropicana Bubba is what happens when Bubba Kush takes a vaca

THC 18%

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🍋 Sativa Dessert Queen

Tropicana Cheesecake

Big Dog Exotic’s dessert-dominant sativa that smells like a

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Tropicana Cherries

Imagine Tangie and Cherry Pie had a baby who grew up to be t

THC 20-22%

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🍊 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Tropicana Cherry

Imagine Tangie and Cherry Pie had a baby who grew up to be a

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Sativa

Tropicana Cherry

Imagine Tropicana juice and a cherry Slurpee had a baby, the

THC 16-21%

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🔥 Sativa-Dominant

Tropicana Cherry Gas

Imagine if Tropicana and Chevron had a very confused baby—th

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Tropicana Cherry Gelato

Imagine a cherry Slurpee made love to a creamsicle and their

THC 20%

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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Day-Wrecker

Tropicana Cherry S1

Imagine smoking a glass of orange juice that went to therapy

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa Dominant

Tropicana Cookies

Imagine OJ Simpson (the juice, not the guy) dunking a Girl S

THC 28%

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🟠 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Tropicana Cookies

Imagine Tangie and Girl Scout Cookies had a baby, then force

THC 16-28%

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🔴 Indica (But Acts Like It Drank Red Bull)

Tropicana Cookies

Imagine if Tangie and Girl Scout Cookies had a baby who grew

THC 25%

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⚡ 60% Sativa Auto Hybrid

Tropicana Cookies Auto

Imagine if Tropicana and Oreos had a rebellious teenage chil

THC 25-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Hurry

Tropicana Cookies Auto

An autoflower that somehow finishes faster than your last si

THC 25-28%

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⚖️ Hybrid Auto-Flower

Tropicana Cookies Automatic

Imagine a Girl Scout who dropped out of business school to b

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Tropicana Cookies by Zamnesia

Imagine Tangie and Girl Scout Cookies had a one-night stand

THC 16-22%

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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Tropicana Cookies F5

Imagine Tangie and GSC had a baby, then that baby went to fi

THC 20-28%

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🍊 Citrus-Ass Hybrid

Tropicana Cookies F5 S1

Imagine Tangie and Girl Scout Cookies had a baby, then that

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tropicana Cookies FF

Imagine your grandma’s orange cookies got a gym membership a

THC 18%

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💜 Hybrid With Commitment Issues

Tropicana Cookies Purple

Imagine if a grape soda and a snickerdoodle had a baby, then

THC 20-25%

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🍊 Sativa-Lean Hybrid That Dresses Like a Grape

Tropicana Cookies Purple

Royal Queen Seeds took Tropicana Cookies, dipped it in grape

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Tropicana Cookies Purple

This purple knockout is what happens when Purple Punch and T

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Low-THC Couch-Painting Indica

Tropicana Cookies Purple Auto

Royal Queen Seeds took the Instagram-famous Tropicana Cookie

THC 9-10%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Tropicana Cookies x Purple Punch

Imagine a piña colada made a baby with a berry cobbler and t

THC 15%

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🍊 Indica in a Sativa Trench Coat

Tropicana Fritters

Imagine Apple Fritter and Tropicana Cookies had a baby, then

THC 30%

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🍊🤝 Hybrid

Tropicana Glue

Imagine Tang got drunk, made out with Gorilla Glue #4, and 9

THC 20-26%

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🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Tropicana Grape Cake

Imagine if a grape slushy made sweet love to a citrus pound

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Candy Coma

Tropicana Gushers

Imagine if Sunny D and a bag of 90s fruit snacks had a baby,

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Sativa

Tropicana Haze

Imagine if SunnyD got possessed by a motivational speaker an

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa

Tropicana Haze

Tropicana Haze is what happens when your morning OJ and a 19

THC 18-22%

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🔥 Straight Sativa

Tropicana Hide

Mr. Hide's tropical fever dream that's 70% sativa and 100% "

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tropicana Junction

Imagine your Uber driver hot-boxing with a pineapple-citrus

THC 16-22%

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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Tropicana Kush

Imagine Tangie and Girl Scout Cookies had a one-night stand

THC 20-24%

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🍊⚡️ Hybrid

Tropicana Marker

Tropicana Marker is what happens when a Florida orange grove

THC 20-27%