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Valley OG x Pre Soviet Afghani
The strain that proves capitalism and communism CAN get alon
THC 18-23%Valley Orange
Microbe Alchemist’s Valley Orange is what happens when Orang
THC 18-24%Valley Pirate
Valley Pirate is the strain that boards your brain like it's
THC 23%Valley Queen
Meet Valley Queen, the strain that took 3,000+ man-hours to
THC 18%Valley Rose
Valley Rose is the cannabis equivalent of a scented candle:
THC 12-18%Valley Sundae
Cannarado Genetics basically crammed a Cookies N Cream dispe
THC 18-25%Valley Vixen
Valley Vixen is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s
THC 20%Valley Vixen
She’s the San Fernando Valley’s answer to a sugar-daddy: res
THC 18-26%Valley Wowie
Imagine Maui Wowie got evicted from the beach, moved to the
THC 22%Valyrian Diesel
Katsu Seeds took diesel’s classic gas-funk and stuffed it in
THC 20-26%Vamp Slayer
The boutique bud that smells like a vampire’s armpit after a
THC 19%Vampire Garlic
Vampire Garlic is the weed that answers the question nobody
THC 24%Vampire Killer
Vampire Killer sounds like garlic bread’s evil twin, and it
THC 20%Vampire Mints
This 18% sativa sounds like a toothpaste flavor that got pos
THC 18%Vampire Slayer
Vampire Slayer is the strain equivalent of garlic bread lace
THC 15-25%Van Apple Sour
Van Apple Sour is what happens when a Dutch breeder with a l
THC 18-24%Van Gogh Breath
Named after history's most famous one-eared painter, Van Gog
THC 18%Van Gogh's Left Ear
Named after the most dramatic self-mutilation in art history
THC 18-24%Van Helsing
Named after history's most famous vampire hunter, Van Helsin
THC 18-25%Van Helsing
Named after literature's most over-dressed exterminator, Van
THC 15-25%Vanarchy
Vanarchy is the strain equivalent of that one friend who ins
THC 15-25%Vancouver Island Purple Afghanica
Mike Crowe's purple people-eater looks like it fell out of a
THC 18-25%Vaniemac
Meet the strain that took 15 generations of breeding to fina
THC 18%Vanill On Haze
Meet Vanill On Haze – the strain that convinced your taste b
THC 18%Vanilla
Meet "Vanilla"—the strain that sounds like a safe Starbucks
THC 18-26%Vanilla Affogato
Imagine your favorite Italian dessert got high, grew trichom
THC 20-29%Vanilla Bay
Bean Drop Genetics basically bottled the feeling of falling
THC 18-22%Vanilla Bean
Imagine dunking a sugar cookie in kush-flavored milk and the
THC 24%Vanilla Bean x Yeti Fuel
Imagine Ben & Jerry's collabed with a Yeti who works at a ga
THC 18-24%Vanilla Berries
Imagine Grandpa’s pipe tobacco and a Hostess cupcake had a l
THC 18-26%Vanilla Berry Pie
Meet Vanilla Berry Pie, the strain that makes you crave actu
THC 15-20%Vanilla Bottoms
Imagine if a vanilla latte got cross-faded with a yoga instr
THC 16-18%Vanilla Brulee
Vanilla Brulee is the strain you smoke when you want dessert
THC 18-20%Vanilla Cake
Imagine diving face-first into a tub of frosting while your
THC 22%Vanilla Cake
Imagine inhaling a slice of grocery-store sheet cake that pu
THC 15-25%Vanilla Cheesecake
Imagine if your grandma’s cheesecake got a PhD in chemistry
THC 20-25%Vanilla Chunk
Imagine if a vanilla bean and a dense nug had a baby who gre
THC 18%Vanilla Cookie
Vanilla Cookie is the strain equivalent of store-brand ice c
THC 5%Vanilla Cookies
Imagine if a sugar cookie and a beanbag chair had a love chi
THC 20%Vanilla Cream
Imagine licking the inside of a Hostess factory while someon
THC 15-25%Vanilla Cream Pie
Vanilla Cream Pie is the strain that convinced bougie stoner
THC 15-25%Vanilla Cream Pie
Imagine if a Hostess snack cake hotboxed a 1970s van—Vanilla
THC 15-25%Vanilla Cream Soda
Imagine drinking a cream soda, then immediately sprinting a
THC 18%Vanilla Crème Pie
Imagine if your favorite bakery got stoned and started breed
THC 18%Vanilla Fizz
Think cream soda got cross-faded with a Kush bush and enroll
THC 20%Vanilla Frost
Vanilla Frost is what happens when a frosted Pop-Tart and a
THC 22%Vanilla Frosted Hotcakes
The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if my br
THC 20%Vanilla Frosting
Imagine dunking your head in a birthday cake and then being
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