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⚫️ Gas-Forward Indica

Vapor Fuel Bx2

Imagine if a Shell station and a dispensary had a one-night

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

Vapor Fuel Bx2 x Captain Insano

This boutique backcross is what happens when a fuel tanker m

THC 27%
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🚀 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Vapor Fuel Bx2 x Nepalese Sativa

Imagine a monk hot-boxing a jet engine—that’s this strain. A

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Vapor Lock

Vapor Lock is what happens when Motarebel spends five years

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Vaporuntz

Vaporuntz is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored an

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Vaporwave by Flip Side

If your childhood was a Windows 95 screensaver and you've ev

THC 20%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Vaquero Boriqua

Meet the strain that sounds like a Telemundo soap opera star

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Varins G

Seattle Chronic Seeds basically microwaved the Pacific North

THC 20%
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🟣 Heritage Indica

Vashon Early Bird

Named after the island's most punctual rooster, Vashon Early

THC 18%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Vashon Kush

Straight outta Vashon Island like a ferry full of narcotics,

THC 21%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Vashon Kush F2

Farmer Fly basically weaponized old-school Kush genetics, th

THC 20-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock in a Tux

Vashon Noire

Farmer Fly’s Vashon Noire is the strain equivalent of a mood

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Vashon Sour

Farmer Fly’s lovechild of island vibes and existential dread

THC 19%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Vathek OG

Named after an 18th-century Gothic novel, Vathek OG is basic

THC 25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Vato Breath

South Bay Genetics basically weaponized nap time. Vato Breat

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

VCDC by Moxie

VCDC is what happens when a breeder gets FOMO on both indica

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Vector

Vector is High Five Genetics' attempt to weaponize productiv

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Vega

Meet Vega—the strain that spent 500+ hours in genetic therap

THC 18-23%
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🌿 Ethically-Baked Hybrid

Vegan

Meet Vegan—the only strain that composts its own trim and st

THC 18%
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🟢 Early-Bird Sativa

Vegan Safari Ultra Early

The only sativa that wakes up before noon and still slaps li

THC 18-22%
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🎲 Desert-Tested Hybrid

Vegas

The Vegas strain is basically what happens when Lemon Skunk

THC 20-27%
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🔮 Night-Cap Indica

Vegas Nights

Vegas Nights is the strain that tricks you into thinking you

THC 19-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Vegas Sunset

Vegas Sunset is what happens when Sin City and Sunset Sherbe

THC 19-26%
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🔥 Sativa-Heritage Ego Boost

Vegeta

Named after the prince of all Saiyans and every overachievin

THC 18%
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⚡ Saiyan-Level Hybrid

Vegeta Ultra Ego

This is the strain that screams "I AM THE HYPE" before you e

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Velatello

Velatello is what happens when French cannabis nerds lock th

THC 18-22%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Velcro

Velcro is what happens when Pacific NW Roots decides duct ta

THC 22-25%
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💨 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Velcroz

Velcroz is the strain equivalent of that one friend who show

THC 18-28%
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⚡ Sativa

Velixir by Baked Botany

Velixir is what happens when a mad botanist traps a Red Bull

THC 22-25%
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🔵 Mysterious Couch-Lock Ninja

Velo

Meet Velo, the strain so new it still has that “factory smel

THC 18-24%
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🔮 80% Indica Couch Glue

Velveeta Breath

Velveeta Breath is what happens when a cheese wheel and your

THC 18-22%
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🧀 Hybrid (breath-style)

Velveeta Breath

Imagine if your bong took a bath in a crockpot of processed

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Velvet Breath

Velvet Breath is what happens when In House Genetics decides

THC 18%
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🟣 Fancy Couch-Lock Indica

Velvet Breath

Imagine a velvet couch that hugs you back—then steals your m

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Sativa (with commitment issues)

Velvet Bud

Named after your ex's favorite bathrobe, Velvet Bud is the c

THC 15-25%
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🔆 Pure Sativa Speedball

Velvet Bud by Seedsman

Meet Velvet Bud—the strain that dresses like a velvet Elvis

THC 24%
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🧘 Tri-Hybrid Frankenstrain

Velvet Buddha

Happy Bird Seeds Frankensteined ruderalis, indica and sativa

THC 18%
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🍪 Boutique Hybrid

Velvet Cookies

Velvet Cookies is what happens when a snobby French pastry c

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Velvet Cream

Cookie Fam Genetics took five years to perfect this 50/50 hy

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Cuddler

Velvet Cream

Imagine if a vanilla milkshake got possessed by a weighted b

THC 15-25%
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🧁 Hybrid (Auto-Flowering Cupcake)

Velvet Cupcakes

Imagine if Betty Crocker got baked and bred weed—this is her

THC 22%
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🍇 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Velvet Fig

Imagine if a fig newton and a velvet smoking jacket had a ba

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture

Velvet Fog

Velvet Fog is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Velvet Glove

Velvet Glove sounds classy until you realize it's the cannab

THC 21%
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⚫ Indica Knockout

Velvet Glove

Imagine Mike Tyson politely asking you to sit down before he

THC 29-31%
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🔨 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Lock Express)

Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer is the strain equivalent of getting whacked wi

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Velvety Hot Mess Hybrid

Velvet Heat

Velvet Heat is the strain equivalent of wearing silk pajamas

THC 18-26%
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☕ Indica

Velvet Koffee

Velvet Koffee is what happens when your barista and your dea

THC 20-26%

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