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🔮 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Velvet Kosher

Old School Genetics basically weaponized bedtime with Velvet

THC 26%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Velvet Krush

DJ Short’s Velvet Krush is the cannabis equivalent of a velv

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Velvet Kush

Clone Only's Velvet Kush is the strain equivalent of that fr

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Velvet Kush

Velvet Kush is the strain equivalent of smoking a velvet smo

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Leaner

Velvet Lushers

Purple City Genetics basically created the strain equivalent

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Indica

Velvet Lushers

Imagine if a bakery and a nap had a baby. Velvet Lushers coa

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Dessert Hybrid

Velvet Lushers

Imagine if Willy Wonka and a Formula 1 pit crew had a baby,

THC 18-27%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica Couch Companion

Velvet Mirage Autoflower

Zamnesia’s Velvet Mirage Auto is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Velvet Couch

Velvet Mist

Velvet Mist is the strain equivalent of a 1990s Dutch lounge

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Velvet Mittens

Velvet Mittens is the strain equivalent of wearing cashmere

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Velvet Moon

Green House Seeds' Velvet Moon is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Velvet Octane

Bred by Humboldt Seed Organisation, Velvet Octane is the can

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Velvet Pie

Velvet Pie is what happens when In House Genetics asks, "Wha

THC 18%
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🍇 Dessert-Indica

Velvet Pie

Imagine if a French bakery got high on its own supply and de

THC 18-28%
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🌈 Dessert Hybrid

Velvet Rainbows

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran a grow op and dipped the buds in

THC 18-28%
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🔮 Indica Royalty

Velvet Ropes

Imagine if a bouncer at an exclusive club decided to become

THC 18-24%
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🌹 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Velvet Roze

Velvet Roze is the botanical equivalent of a Victorian roman

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica Couch-Lock Couture

Velvet Rush

Velvet Rush is what happens when a legendary breeder decides

THC 18%
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🟢 Certified Sativa

Velvet Rush x NL5xNH

Meet the strain that convinced a bunch of hippie scientists

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Fancy Sativa

Velvet Skies

Velvet Skies is In House Genetics' answer to the question "W

THC 15-25%
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🟣 5% THC Couch-Lock Lite™

Velvet Skies

Imagine a cannabis strain so gentle it apologizes for existi

THC 5%
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🟣 Indica

Velvet Smooth

Velvet Smooth is the strain equivalent of a silk robe and a

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock in a Tuxedo

Velvet Smooth

The strain equivalent of a jazz sax solo in a silk robe—Velv

THC 15-25%
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🥤 Balanced Hybrid

Velvet Soda Bx

Imagine if a root-beer float and a yoga instructor had a bab

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Velvet Thunder

Velvet Thunder is the strain that looks like a regal eggplan

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica

Velvet Urkel

Velvet Urkel is the strain that turns you into the Steve Urk

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Velvet Valley

Meet Velvet Valley, the strain that turns your living room i

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Fancy Couch-Lock Indica

Velvet Wedding

Velvet Wedding is the strain that shows up in a tux, throws

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Vendetta

Treeology Genetics named this one Vendetta because after one

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Veneno

Meet Veneno — the strain that kisses you with candy sweetnes

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Venice Beach Afghan

The strain that proves you don’t need L.A. traffic to feel c

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Coast Guard

Venice Beach by Shuga Seeds

Venice Beach is Shuga Seeds’ love letter to L.A.’s most over

THC 18%
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🏄‍♂️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Venice OG

Meet Venice OG—the OG Kush cousin that traded couchlock for

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Venice Sunset

Meet Venice Sunset, the strain that convinced your couch to

THC 20-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Venkman OG

Venkman OG is the cannabis equivalent of being slimed by a g

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Venom

Venom is the strain that turns your evening plans into a bla

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Berry-Coated Hybrid

Venom Berry

Venom Berry is the strain that asks, “What if OG Kush got dr

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica

Venom Cake

Imagine Darth Vader baked you a birthday cake—dark, sticky,

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cola

Venom Fizz

Venom Fizz is the boutique indica that tricks you into think

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Venom OG

Venom OG is the strain equivalent of being tranquilized by M

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Handcuffs)

Venom OG

Venom OG is the strain that whispers “just one hit” before b

THC 25%
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⚡ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Venom OG

Meet Venom OG—the strain that bites first and asks questions

THC 18-24%
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⚗️ Boutique Hybrid

Venom Pupils

Venom Pupils is the strain equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Venom Smash Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Venomberry

Dutch Flowers dropped Venomberry like it's the Avengers of w

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ventilator

Named after the thing keeping your brain alive, Ventilator b

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (AKA The Switzerland of Weed)

Venus by Nirvana Seeds

Meet Venus, the strain that spent years in breeding limbo be

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Venus Cookies Auto

Imagine your favorite cookie got abducted by aliens, learned

THC 16%

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