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⚪ Couch-Lock Commander

White Knuckles

White Knuckles by Exotic Genetix is the strain that turns yo

THC 20%
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⚪ Pure Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

White Kush

White Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

White Kush

White Kush is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend who

THC 20%
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⚪ Couch-Lock OG

White Kush

White Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 18%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Snowstorm

White Kush

White Kush is the strain equivalent of getting smothered by

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Ruderalis-Enhanced Kush Hybrid

White Kush Auto

Auto-flower? More like auto-flower-and-get-you-stoned. White

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa Classic

White Label Jack Herer

Paying tribute to the patron saint of sticky activism, this

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

White Label Rhino

White Label Rhino is basically what happens when a Dutch bre

THC 22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

White Lady

Meet White Lady: the Switzerland of weed—completely neutral,

THC 15-20%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Couture

White Lady OG

Think of White Lady OG as the yoga pants of weed—comfortable

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Larry Dragon

White Larry Dragon is what happens when breeders decide 'rel

THC 18%
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🌿 Sativa

White Lavender

White Lavender is what happens when G13 Labs decides to weap

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (That Lied on Its Dating Profile)

White Lemon

White Lemon is what happens when Super Lemon Haze and El Niñ

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

White Lemon

Imagine a strain that can't decide if it wants to clean your

THC 18-22%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant

White Lemon Skunk

White Lemon Skunk is what happens when breeders decide your

THC 20-25%
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🍋 Citrus-Powered Sativa

White Lemons

White Lemons is what happens when breeders decide your morni

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Light

White Light is what happens when Oregon breeders decide to w

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Light

White Light is Soma Seeds’ love letter to every stoner who’s

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

White Light

White Light is what happens when breeders lock themselves in

THC 20-20%
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🍋 Sativa Rocket Fuel

White Light Diesel

Grandpa Buds basically weaponized espresso and called it can

THC 18-22%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Classic

White Light Hashplant

Bodhi Seeds took old-school hashplant, gave it a glow-up, an

THC 18%
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⚪ Pure Indica

White Light Saber

Aficionado Seed Bank's White Light Saber is the cannabis equ

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Lightning

White Lightening

White Lightening is the strain that proves Mother Nature has

THC 22-28%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Lightning

White Lightning is BC's answer to "how do we make a strain t

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

White Lightning

Named after the weather phenomenon you’ll feel after three h

THC 18%
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⚡ Indica-leaning Hybrid

White Lightning

The bastard love-child of White Widow and Northern Lights, W

THC 18-24%
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⚪️ Indica Roulette

White Lightning F2

Sweet Tooth Seeds basically said, “Let’s roll the dice on fr

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

White Like by La Semilla Automática

White Like is what happens when breeders let Ruderalis crash

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Chic

White Linen

White Linen is what happens when Lit Farms tries to gentrify

THC 18%
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⚪ Full-Grown House Cat Indica

White Lion OG

White Lion OG looks like it rolled in powdered sugar and sme

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lotus

White Lotus

White Lotus is what happens when two icy legends hook up and

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Louie

White Louie is the strain that dresses to impress—think OG K

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Mind Melter

White LSD

Picture LSD wearing a wedding dress made of kief—this frosty

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Wizardry

White Magic

White Magic is what happens when cannabis breeders watch too

THC 18-22%
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⚪🍁 Balanced Hybrid

White Maple

White Maple is Scapegoat Genetics' attempt at making weed th

THC 16-18%
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⚖️ Balanced Citrus Hybrid

White Marmalade

White Marmalade is the strain equivalent of a bougie brunch:

THC 15-25%
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👽 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

White Martian

White Martian is what happens when Brothers In Farms plays g

THC 18-21%
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🟣 OG Indica Royalty

White Master

OG Raskal Genetics basically bottled couch-lock and called i

THC 20%
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⚪ Couch-Lock OG

White Master

White Master is what happens when breeders decide "good enou

THC 20%
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☄️ Sativa Dominant

White Master Star Dawg

The lovechild of Stardawg and Chemdawg, White Master Star Da

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Meat

White Meat is the strain equivalent of bringing a respectabl

THC 18%
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⚖️ Mystery Meat Hybrid

White Meat

Imagine if a T-bone steak and a snow cone had a baby, then t

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Straight Sativa

White Metal

White Metal is what happens when Riot Seeds decides your to-

THC 16%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

White Mints by OGG FAMILY

White Mints is what happens when a candy cane and a couch ha

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Mo

White Mo is what happens when Skunk House Genetics trades th

THC 20%
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⚪ Certified Couch Magnet

White Mo

White Mo is what happens when White Widow goes to grad schoo

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Power-Up

White Molokai

White Molokai is what happens when a Hawaiian volcano and a

THC 20-25%
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⚪ Pure Indica

White Moma

White Moma is what happens when Dr. Grows Productions asks,

THC 20%

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