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🐵 Balanced Hybrid

White Monkey

White Monkey is the strain equivalent of a yoga instructor w

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

White Monster Automatic

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—White Mon

THC 14%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Montage

White Montage is ThugPug's attempt at making weed for people

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Moon

White Moon is that friend who claims they're "just gonna chi

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

White Moonshine

White Moonshine is the cannabis equivalent of a cryptid—ever

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

White Mustang

White Mustang is what happens when breeders go full witness-

THC 18%
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⚖️ 52/48 Indica-leaning Hybrid

White Mystery

White Mystery is what happens when New York breeders play ma

THC 16%
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⚪ Hybrid with Auto-Flowering Rudeness

White N Bubbly

White N Bubbly is what happens when Mephisto Genetics asks,

THC 22-25%
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⚖️ ‘Are You SURE You’re Ready?’ Hybrid

White Narco

White Narco is Gonzo Seeds’ love letter to anyone who thinks

THC 30-40%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Narco V2

White Narco V2 is Gonzo Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s e

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

White Nightmare

White Nightmare is Aficionado Seed Bank's love letter to any

THC 20-25%
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🔇 Pure Indica

White Noise

Paradise Seeds' White Noise is the cannabis equivalent of pu

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

White Noyes

White Noyes is what happens when breeders binge-watch both B

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

White Nurse

Meet White Nurse: the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Couch-Lock OG

White OG

Imagine OG Kush and The White had a baby, then that baby wen

THC 20-28%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Commander

White OG by Purple Caper Seeds

White OG is the strain equivalent of being buried alive in m

THC 18-28%
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⚪ Couch-Lock OG

White OG V2.0

White OG V2.0 is Karma Genetics' "upgraded" OG—because appar

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

White OG x Deep Chunk

Meet the strain that answers the age-old question: "What if

THC 20%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Express

White OG x Runtz

Imagine your favorite OG got drunk at a candy store and woke

THC 20%
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⚪️ Indica-Dominant Frost Monster

White On White

This isn't your grandma's white Christmas—unless your grandm

THC 20-25%
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⚪ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

White Opium

White Opium is what happens when breeders try to make weed t

THC 18%
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🦧 80% Indica Couch-Magnet

White Orangutan

White Orangutan is Sensi Seeds' hairy love letter to anyone

THC 18%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Express

White Out by Motarebel

White Out is what happens when Motarebel looked at winter an

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

White Panther

Imagine if a snow leopard and a jazz musician had a baby, th

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

White Panther

White Panther struts in like it owns the dispensary—equal pa

THC 18%
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⚪ Indica

White Panties

White Panties sounds like Victoria’s Secret clearance, but i

THC 20%
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🥭 Balanced Hybrid

White Papaya

White Papaya is what happens when Cannarado Genetics asks "w

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Pure Indica

White Party Hat

White Party Hat is The Agrarian Society’s RSVP to couch-lock

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commando

White Passion Cookies

White Passion Cookies is the edible-looking nug that convinc

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

White Peach Julep

White Peach Julep is the indica that makes you cancel plans

THC 20%
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🟣 Fancy Couch-Locking Indica

White Peach Tarts

White Peach Tarts is the strain equivalent of eating a peach

THC 28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

White Peanut

White Peanut is what happens when ThugPug Genetics asks "Wha

THC 20-25%
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⚪ Balanced Hybrid

White Pearl

White Pearl is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18%
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👻 Couch-Lock Ghost (Indica)

White Phantom

White Phantom is the strain that looks like it was rolled in

THC 18%
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⚪ Couch-Lock in a Jar

White Phoam

White Phoam is the Gulf Coast’s answer to "how do we make a

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Hybrid War Crime

White Phosphorus

Named after a banned incendiary weapon, this strain thankful

THC 22-25%
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⚪ Balanced Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

White Pie

White Pie is Relentless Genetics' attempt at baking a cannab

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Platinum OG

White Platinum OG is the strain equivalent of showing up to

THC 20%
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⚪ Indica

White Poison

White Poison is what happens when Five Trees decides to weap

THC 18%
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⚪ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid (Allegedly)

White Poison

White Poison sounds like a Bond villain’s cologne but is act

THC 5%
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⚪ Couch-Lock OG

White Prussian

White Prussian is what happens when you tell an indica to "r

THC 18%
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⚪ Hybrid (a.k.a. Therapy With Frostbite)

White Psycho

London City Genetics basically built the cannabis equivalent

THC 18-22%
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👑 Sativa Royalty

White Queen

White Queen is what happens when French breeders decide the

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

White Querkle by The Fire Department

White Querkle is the strain you light when you’ve officially

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Sativa Dominant

White Rabbit

White Rabbit is the strain that makes you late for every app

THC 20-25%
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⚗️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

White Rabbit Auto

White Rabbit Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 15-25%
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🐰 Sativa-Dominant CBD Queen

White Rabbit CBD

Meet the strain that’s basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 12%
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⚪🌈 Hybrid

White Rainbow

Imagine if a pine tree and a citrus orchard had a glittery b

THC 18-22%

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