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🏀 Dessert-Leaning Hybrid

Baller

Baller is the strain equivalent of showing up to a rec leagu

THC 20%
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🍭 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Baller Candy

Baller Candy is what happens when a sugar-addicted pastry ch

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Baller's Game

Baller's Game is the strain for people who want to feel like

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock in Bloom

Ballerblume #1

Ballerblume #1 sounds like a German prog-rock album but it’s

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Certified Sativa

Ballerblume 6

Ballerblume 6 is what happens when Mallorca Seeds decides yo

THC 23%
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⚡️ West-Coast Hybrid Hype-Train

Ballers Game

Ballers Game is the strain equivalent of showing up to picku

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Ballerz

Ballerz is the strain equivalent of pulling up in a rented L

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Ballerz 7

Ballerz 7 is the strain equivalent of showing up to pick-up

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Sweaty Indica

Ballsweat by Gibbskutz Genetics

Named after the most honest body odor you'll ever love, Ball

THC 20%
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🔳 Pure Indica Landrace

Balochistan

Balochistan is what happens when cannabis historians get hig

THC 15-25%
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🔳 Pure Indica Landrace

Balochistan Black Tiger

This pure indica was hand-picked from the same mountains tha

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Balochistan Breath

Red Scare Seed Company took 150 tries to nail this Afghani f

THC 18%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Balochistan Quetta Purple Selection 1

This is what happens when a mountain hash-plant gets Instagr

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Balochistan Quetta Purple Selection 1

This is what happens when Pakistani hill-farmers and obsessi

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Balto by Exclusive Seeds

Meet Balto, the strain that makes Ambien look like a placebo

THC 20-24%
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🔥 Hybrid (OG-Chem Chaos)

Bam Bam

Bam Bam is what happens when Karma Genetics locks OG Kush an

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Hybrid Roulette Wheel

Bam Bam

Bam Bam is the strain equivalent of a mystery box: open it a

THC 22%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Bam Bam By Magics

Bam Bam is what happens when breeders name a strain after th

THC 18-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Bam Bam Kush

Bam Bam Kush is the strain that asks 'what if a Looney Tunes

THC 20%
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🟣 Backcrossed Night-Night Nuke

Bam Bx Black Mambo

The breeders basically took Black Mambo, introduced it to it

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (70/30)

Bam X Lao Black

Imagine if a California gym bro and a Laotian zen master had

THC 19-23%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Bama Dragon

Bred by Alabama’s own Coulter Family Farms, Bama Dragon is t

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bama Triage

The strain that proves Alabama does more than college footba

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bama Triage by CFF

Bama Triage is what happens when Alabama genetics get wheele

THC 18%
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🟡 Sativa-Dominant Overachiever

Bama Yao x SCBDx

Meet the strain that convinced a bunch of lab-coat breeders

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Bambala

Bambala is ScareCrow Seeds’ apology for every disappointing

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

BamBam OG

Meet BamBam OG, the strain that answers the age-old question

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (80-85% sativa, 15% math)

Bambata

Meet Bambata, the strain that studied abroad, came back with

THC 18%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa Energy Drink

Bambata by L'Artisan du Bonheur

Like a beret-wearing espresso shot, Bambata slaps your prefr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Bambino

Bambino is basically the strain equivalent of eating an enti

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ban Ham OG

Ban Ham OG by Copa Genetics is the strain equivalent of gett

THC 18%
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🌞 Sativa

Banana Acai

Imagine a tropical smoothie that grew legs, read three self-

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Banana Acai Mints

Imagine if a bougie juice bar got drunk and cross-pollinated

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Dessert Hybrid

Banana Acai Mints

Imagine Jamba Juice got into the weed game and then accident

THC 22-28%
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⚫ Indica

Banana Ambergris

Imagine a banana Laffy Taffy that rolled under a pier, marri

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Hybrid (Ghost-of-Banana Edition)

Banana Banshee

The strain that sounds like a rejected Mario Kart power-up.

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Bar

Turtle's Seed Co basically weaponized banana bread and calle

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Banana)

Banana Bash

Imagine peeling a banana and discovering it’s filled with TH

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid (Basically a Swamp-Spa Day)

Banana Bayou

Imagine your grandma’s banana pudding got high, moved to Lou

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Sativa

Banana Bend Skunk

Imagine peeling a banana in a zoo’s skunk enclosure while yo

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Banana Berry

Imagine Carmen Miranda’s hat got hot-boxed in a 7-Eleven fre

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Banana Berry Afgoo

Imagine a smoothie that punches you in the face and then tuc

THC 18-25%
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🍌🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Berry Cake

Imagine a banana split and a berry pie got drunk at a reggae

THC 18-24%
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🍌🫐 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Berry Kush

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and hired act

THC 20-28%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Dessert Indica

Banana Berry Split CBD

The strain for when you want your ice-cream dreams without t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Banana Biscotti Sundae

Imagine dunking a biscotti into banana pudding while sitting

THC 20-26%
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🍌 Hybrid That Will Monkey Around

Banana Blast

Imagine if Willy Wonka grew weed and got bored—Banana Blast

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Blaze

Imagine getting drop-kicked by a Chiquita mascot who moonlig

THC 20%

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