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🍌 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Banana Bliss

Imagine your grandma's banana bread decided to hotbox itself

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Banana Blue

Imagine if a banana wore a leather jacket and started a punk

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Banana Blue Dream

Imagine Blue Dream went on a tropical vacation, got drunk on

THC 23%
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🟡 52/48 Hybrid

Banana Boat Smorez

Imagine if a banana hammock and a campfire s'more had a baby

THC 22%
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🍌💣 Couch-Lock OG

Banana Bomb

Imagine a banana milkshake that grew up, hit the gym, and no

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Banana Bomb

Imagine your grandma’s banana bread got blackout drunk on ku

THC 18-25%
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🥊 Banana-Flavored Face-Punch Hybrid

Banana Brawler

Imagine Mike Tyson dipped in banana pudding—sweet, creamy, a

THC 20-26%
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🍌50/50 Hybrid

Banana Bread

This strain is exactly what happens when Willy Wonka gets in

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Balanced 55/45 Hybrid

Banana Bread

Holy Smoke Seeds basically weaponized comfort food. This 18%

THC 18%
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🍌 Hybrid Dessert

Banana Bread

Imagine if your grandma’s secret banana bread recipe got cro

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock

Banana BreaDD

Imagine if your grandma's banana bread got a PhD in couch-lo

THC 16-24%
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🍌 Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

Banana Breath

Meet Banana Breath: the strain that smells like a Chiquita f

THC 18%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Breath

Banana Breath is basically what happens when Willy Wonka dec

THC 18-25%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Breath

Meet Banana Breath, the lovechild of a fruit stand and a chi

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Banana Breath

Banana Breath is the indica that tricks you into thinking yo

THC 20%
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🍌 Hybrid That Won’t Make You Fall Down

Banana Breeze

Meet Banana Breeze: the strain that makes you smell like a f

THC 18%
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🍌🫧 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Bubble

Banana Bubble is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into wee

THC 18%
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🍌 Couch-Lock OG

Banana Bubblegum

The strain that proves France can do more than surrender and

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Banana Bubbles

Imagine peeling a banana and finding it stuffed with pink Ba

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Sativa with Buckeye Swagger

Banana Buckeye

Imagine if Ohio State’s mascot got high on banana Laffy Taff

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cuisine

Banana Burger

Happy Dreams Genetics crammed a banana milkshake and a greas

THC 15-25%
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🍌🍔 Hybrid Frankenstrain

Banana Burger Mousse

Imagine someone blended a banana smoothie with day-old burge

THC 20%
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🍌🧈 Hybrid

Banana Butter

Driftwood Genetics basically took a banana split, melted it

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Banana Butter

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that went to finishing

THC 18-24%
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🍌🧈 Hybrid

Banana Butter Cups

Imagine if banana pudding had a one-night stand with a stick

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Butter Cups S1

Imagine your grandma’s banana cream pie decided to hotbox th

THC 18%
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🍌🥧 Hybrid

Banana Butter Pie

Imagine a banana cream pie that got crossed with a weed plan

THC 18%
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🍌 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Banana Buttercup

Imagine your grandma’s banana cream pie hot-boxed a diesel t

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Butterscotch

Imagine Willy Wonka hotboxed a banana truck and then handed

THC 20%
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🟡 Sativa

Banana by Zamnesia

Imagine if Carmen Miranda’s hat got you high—this is that ex

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert in Disguise

Banana C.P.

Meet the strain that convinced your sweet tooth it needed a

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Cake

Imagine if a banana bread loaf and a dispensary had a one-ni

THC 23-24%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cake Monster

Banana Cake

Imagine your grandma’s banana bread got freaky with a bottle

THC 20-27%
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🍌 Indica-Dessert Disaster

Banana Cake

Imagine your grandmother's banana bread got drunk on OG Kush

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Banana Cake Pop

Banana Cake Pop is what happens when Sensi Seeds gets the mu

THC 20%
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🟣 Scottish Couch-Lock Cake

Banana Caked by Inflorescences of Scotland

Meet Banana Caked—the strain that sounds like a rejected Gre

THC 23-24%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Banana)

Banana Cakes

Imagine banana bread got drunk on Wedding Cake, slapped on s

THC 22-26%
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🟡 Sativa

Banana Candy Krush

TH Seeds basically liquified a banana Runts candy, pumped it

THC 18-23%
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🍌💥 Boutique Banana Bomb Hybrid

Banana Cannons

Imagine getting smacked in the face with a banana cream pie,

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

Banana Cheese

Imagine if a banana smoothie and a charcuterie board had a b

THC 18-22%
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🟡 Hybrid That Sounds Like Dessert

Banana Cheese Pudding

Imagine if a banana split hooked up with a charcuterie board

THC 28%
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🍌🍰 Hybrid

Banana Cheesecake

Imagine if a banana cream pie and a biscotti had a baby, the

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Banana Cheesecake

Imagine if a banana cream pie and a wheel of brie got drunk

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Split

Banana Chem

Imagine a banana cream pie got hazed by a chemistry club—now

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Chem Cruffins

Imagine a banana nut muffin that got a PhD in chemistry and

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Banana Chem OG Kush

Riot Seeds took OG Kush, dipped it in banana Laffy Taffy, an

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Banana Clips

Meet Banana Clips—the indica that handcuffs you to the sofa

THC 18%
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🍌 Hybrid

Banana Clips

The strain that sounds like a cereal killer’s breakfast but

THC 18-26%

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