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🍌⚡ 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Diesel

Imagine if a banana truck rear-ended a Shell station—this is

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Banana Diesel

Imagine if your childhood banana Laffy Taffy got a job at a

THC 20%
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🍌🔥 Banana-Skunk Hybrid

Banana Dog

Banana Dog is the strain you bring to brunch when you want y

THC 20-28%
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🥋 Banana-Smacking Hybrid

Banana Dojo

Imagine getting drop-kicked by a banana in a gi. Banana Dojo

THC 20-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Banana Dosi

Banana Dosi is Alchemy Genetics’ love child of dessert and d

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Dessert

Banana Dosi

Banana Dosi is what happens when OG Kush and a fruit truck c

THC 20-28%
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🟡 Sativa-Dominant

Banana Dream

Imagine your brain doing the limbo under a banana tree while

THC 20-25%
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🍌 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Banana Dream

Imagine Blue Dream went on a tropical vacation, got seduced

THC 18-24%
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🍌 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Dulce

Imagine a banana Laffy Taffy that got a college education in

THC 18%
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🍌 Dessert-Case Hybrid

Banana Dulce

Imagine smoking the banana pudding your abuela forgot on the

THC 20%
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🍌 Couch-Locking Indica

Banana Envy

Named after the feeling you get when your friend has better

THC 15-25%
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🍌🔥 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Banana Fire Cookies

Imagine if a banana nut muffin and a blowtorch had a baby—th

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Banana-Flavored Plot Twist

Banana Fire OG

Imagine a banana having a midlife crisis, buying a motorcycl

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Banana Fizz

Banana Fizz is what happens when Top Dawg Seeds decides your

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Foster

The strain that makes you smell like a walking piña colada a

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Banana Foster

Banana Foster is what happens when a pastry chef gets into g

THC 20%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Fosters by Taylormade Selections

Imagine lighting up a banana split and accidentally solving

THC 18%
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🍌 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Banana Fritter

Imagine smoking a banana donut that got lost at the carnival

THC 22-27%
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🍌 Indica Dessert

Banana Frosting

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and accidenta

THC 20%
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🟡 Perfectly Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Banana Fruit Bound

Green Team Genetics finally answered humanity's most pressin

THC 18%
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🍌🍰 Hybrid Buffet

Banana Fruit Cake

Imagine the Pillsbury Doughboy and a Chiquita banana had a l

THC 18%
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🍌🔥 High-Octane Hybrid

Banana Fruz

Imagine banana Laffy Taffy doing burnouts in a gas station p

THC 26-34%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Ice Cream

Banana Fudge Pop

Imagine Ben & Jerry’s got baked and turned into a weed strai

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Banana Bomb

Banana Fumes

Imagine a Chiquita truck rear-ended a Shell station—Banana F

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Banana Funk

Imagine a banana Laffy Taffy that grew up in a skunk's basem

THC 19-24%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Gelee

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that went to art school

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Glue Indica

Banana Glue

Imagine Gorilla Glue’s grumpy uncle got freaky with a Chiqui

THC 20-25%
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🍌 Glue-Lock Hybrid

Banana Glue #4

Imagine getting slapped by a Chiquita sticker and then super

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Sativa-Dominant

Banana GOAT

Banana GOAT is TH Seeds' attempt to turn your brain into a t

THC 18%
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🟢 Straight Sativa (70%+) 🐐

Banana GOAT

Zamnesia’s Banana GOAT is the strain equivalent of a tropica

THC 18%
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🟣 Heavy-Handed Indica

Banana God

Think Banana OG got drunk on its own terps and started preac

THC 22-29%
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🍌⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Banana Gorg

Banana Gorg is what happens when someone asks, “What if a ba

THC 20-26%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Banana Gushers

Imagine a banana smoothie that roofies you with good vibes.

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Sleepy Banana

Banana Hammer

Meet Banana Hammer, the strain that turns your living room i

THC 25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Banana Hammer Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a hammock that grows itself. Bana

THC 15%
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🍌 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Hammock

Meet Banana Hammock—the strain that sounds like a wrestling

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Banana Hammock R1

Imagine your grandfather’s hammock, but it’s made of gummy w

THC 18-26%
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🍌 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Banana Hash Plant

Imagine smoking a banana smoothie that's been marinating in

THC 20-25%
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🍌 Sativa

Banana Haze

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that went to grad schoo

THC 18%
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🟡 Sativa

Banana Haze

Imagine a banana smoothie that studied abroad in Amsterdam a

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Banana Hell

Imagine someone blended a banana Laffy Taffy with a tranquil

THC 18-22%
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🍌🍦 Hybrid

Banana Ice Cream

Imagine smoking a banana split in a lab coat—because that's

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Ice Cream

Holy Smoke Seeds basically turned a banana split into a plan

THC 18%
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🍌🍦 Indica Dessert

Banana Ice Cream

Imagine smoking a banana split that then body-slams you into

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Couch-Lock Creamy Dream

Banana Ice Pop

Imagine a 1970s banana popsicle melted onto a yoga mat and t

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Izozki

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that went to grad schoo

THC 18%
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🟡 Sativa Slap

Banana Jack

Imagine if a banana smoothie snorted a line of espresso—meet

THC 27-29%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana

Banana Jealousy

Clone Only's Banana Jealousy is the strain that asks, "Ever

THC 22%

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