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🍌 Indica-Dominant Couch Commander

Banana Jealousy

Banana Jealousy is the weed equivalent of catching your ex e

THC 28%

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🍌 Hybrid Auto

Banana Jealousy Auto

Meet the strain that gets you high and simultaneously remind

THC 15-25%

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🍌 Sativa

Banana Jella Scotti

Imagine a banana Runts candy and a jar of gas station beef j

THC 18%

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🍌 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Banana Jelly

Imagine a banana Laffy Taffy and a jar of Smuckers had a bab

THC 28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Banana Jelly'Z

Banana Jelly'Z is what happens when a tropical smoothie gets

THC 22%

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🍌 Sativa

Banana Joe

Banana Joe is the strain that convinced your brain to quit i

THC 20-25%

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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Joe by Grandmas Genetics

Imagine your nana slipped a psychedelic banana into your lun

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Joint

Imagine getting drop-kicked by a Chiquita mascot—Banana Join

THC 20%

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🍌 Sativa

Banana Jungle

Old School Genetics’ Banana Jungle is what happens when some

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Krumble

Imagine banana bread got drunk, made out with a skunk, and t

THC 18%

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🍌 Indica (Yes, the couch is included)

Banana Kush

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if a ban

THC 28%

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🟣 Indica

Banana Kush

Imagine a banana Laffy Taffy that grew up, got jacked on 20%

THC 20%

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🍌 Hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica)

Banana Kush

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that punches you in the

THC 15-20%

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🟡 Auto-Flowering Kush Hybrid

Banana Kush Auto

Anesia Seeds took OG Kush, sprinkled in some Ruderalis fairy

THC 15%

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🍌 Fast-Food Hybrid

Banana Kush Autoflower

The strain that lets you harvest couch-lock bananas in under

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (But Don't Tell Your Couch)

Banana Kush by BSB Genetics

Banana Kush is what happens when someone asks, 'What if a tr

THC 18-22%

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🍌 Hybrid (OG Ghost × Skunk Haze)

Banana Kush by Crockett Family Farms

Imagine a smoothie bar run by ghosts who only serve bananas—

THC 18-24%

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🍌 Hybrid (Ghost OG x Skunk Haze)

Banana Kush by Dankonomics Genetics

Meet Banana Kush, the strain that convinced your stoner frie

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Banana Kush by Fatbush Seeds

Imagine peeling a banana and finding it’s actually 18% THC,

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (But Don’t Tell Your Couch)

Banana Kush by Motherland Genetics

Motherland Genetics took Ghost OG, Skunk Haze, and a crate o

THC 18%

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🍌 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Kush by White Label

Meet Banana Kush: the strain that smells like a fruit smooth

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Banana Kush Cake

Banana Kush Cake is what happens when a bakery and a grow ro

THC 20%

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🍌 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Banana Kush Cake Automatic

Imagine a banana bread that got baked at 420°F and started q

THC 18%

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🍌 Sativa (Yes, Really)

Banana Kush F10

Meet the strain that took ten generations to perfect just so

THC 18%

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🍌 Sativa Dominant

Banana Kush F9

The ninth attempt at perfection and somehow it still smells

THC 20%

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🟡 Sativa-Dominant

Banana Kush IBL

Imagine smoking a banana that went to grad school—this 30%+

THC 30-38%

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🍌 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (aka Sleepy Banana Bread)

Banana Kush Mints

Old School Genetics took banana-flavored couch glue and dipp

THC 15-25%

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🍌 60/40 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Banana Laffy Taffy

Imagine smoking a gas-station banana candy that punches you

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Latte Indica

Banana Latte

Imagine your barista accidentally poured a banana smoothie i

THC 16-24%

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🍌 Hybrid (aka 'banana-shaped roulette')

Banana Loaf

Banana Loaf is ThugPug Genetics’ edible-looking panic attack

THC 20-40%

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🟣 Indica

Banana Mac

Banana Mac is what happens when breeders decide your couch n

THC 18-24%

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🍌🍪 Hybrid

Banana Mac

Banana Mac is the strain equivalent of sneaking banana puddi

THC 25%

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🟡 Banana-Slapped Hybrid

Banana Mac

Banana Mac is what happens when a tropical smoothie collides

THC 27%

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🍌 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Banana Macaroon

This strain is basically what happens when a tropical smooth

THC 20%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Banana Macaroon

Imagine your grandma's banana bread got freaky with a Girl S

THC 24%

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🟣 Indica

Banana Magic

Banana Magic is what happens when Willy Wonka decides to gro

THC 18-26%

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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Man

Meet Banana Man, the strain that proves you don’t need astro

THC 15%

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🍌 Couch-Lock Banana

Banana Man

Banana Man is what happens when a banana smoothie and a dies

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Mandala

Imagine smoking a banana that majored in philosophy and now

THC 18-24%

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🍌🥭 Sativa

Banana Mango

Imagine if Carmen Miranda’s hat got you high. Banana Mango i

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Tropical Punch

Banana Mango

Imagine a smoothie bar got blackout drunk and started breedi

THC 15-25%

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🍌🖍️ Banana-Gas Hybrid

Banana Marker

Imagine sniffing a Sharpie while eating banana Laffy Taffy i

THC 15-25%

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🍌 Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Banana Mash Auto

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that grew up, got a job

THC 18%

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🍌 50/50 Hybrid (AKA Couch-Lock Split)

Banana Melt

Banana Melt is Humboldt Seed Co's attempt to turn your grand

THC 18%

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🍌 Couch-Melting Hybrid

Banana Melts

Grand Cru Genetics’ Banana Melts is the cannabis equivalent

THC 20-23%

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🍌 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Soft-Serve)

Banana Milkshake

Imagine liquifying a banana split, injecting it with 20% THC

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Milkshake

Banana Milkshake OG

Imagine getting body-slammed by a banana split and waking up

THC 22-28%

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🍌🥂 Brunch-Flavored Sativa

Banana Mimosa

The strain that answers the age-old question: what if Sunday

THC 26-28%