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Strain Reviews

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🍌🌿 Hybrid

Banana Mints

Imagine Willy Wonka got high and bred a strain that smells l

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Banana Slug

Banana Mintz

Imagine a banana Laffy Taffy that went to finishing school i

THC 18-22%

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🍌 Sativa-Dominant Tropical Torpedo

Banana Mist

Banana Mist is what happens when a Rastafarian smoothie bar

THC 19-24%

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🍌 Hybrid Dessert Bomb

Banana Mochi

Imagine smoking banana pudding so hard it rewires your brain

THC 20-29%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Chimp

Banana Monkey

Meet the strain that swings from banana candy to full-body p

THC 10-15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Specialist

Banana Monster

Imagine a banana that majored in "Put You to Bed"—this 18% T

THC 18%

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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Moon Pie

Imagine a Hostess truck crashed into a Jamaican fruit stand—

THC 20%

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🧁 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Banana Muffins

Imagine your grandma’s banana bread got hijacked by a diesel

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Banana Munson

Banana Munson is that underground banana pheno your plug swe

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Nectar

Red Scare Seed Co. basically liquified a banana Laffy Taffy

THC 18-24%

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🍌⚖️ Indica-Lean Hybrid

Banana Nose Berry

Imagine a banana cream pie got drunk, crashed into a berry p

THC 20-24%

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⚡ Sativa

Banana Nose Candy

Waffle House Genetics took "breakfast of champions" too lite

THC 20-24%

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🍌 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Banana Nut Bread

Atlas Seed basically baked a loaf of banana bread, forgot it

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Nut Bubba

Imagine the lovechild of a banana muffin and a weighted blan

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana OG

Imagine banana bread that got blackout drunk and now insists

THC 25-28%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Banana OG

Imagine a banana smoothie that punches you in the face and t

THC 20%

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🍌 Hybrid with Ruderalis Superpowers

Banana OG Auto

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that grew up in Humbold

THC 30-40%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Slamma

Banana OG BX1

Meet Banana OG BX1, the indica that turns your legs into wet

THC 30-38%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana OG by Apothecary Genetics

Imagine someone dipped a banana peel in liquid THC, then tol

THC 20-28%

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🍌 Couch-Lock Kong

Banana OG by Flavour Chasers

Imagine peeling a banana and finding it stuffed with 25% THC

THC 20-25%

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🍌 Chill Hybrid

Banana OG by Humboldt Seed Company

Meet the strain that proves you don’t need face-melting THC

THC 8-9%

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🟡 Banana-Flavored Hype Machine

Banana OG by Zoolander Seeds

Meet Banana OG, the strain that promises tropical vacation v

THC 8-9%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Banana Couch Lock

Banana OG CBD

It’s Banana OG’s chill cousin who went to therapy and learne

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Trophy-Hoarding Indica

Banana OG Cup Winner

This strain didn’t just win a cup—it stole the whole damn tr

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Banana OG F3

The third-gen love child of True Grit Genetics, Banana OG F3

THC 20-28%

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🍌 Hybrid (But Mostly Couch)

Banana OG S1 by Clone Quest

Imagine someone blended an overripe banana with a pine tree,

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

Banana OG x F1 Durb x Gushers

This purple-painted nug looks like it belongs in an influenc

THC 5-10%

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🍌🍊 Indica Couch Cocktail

Banana Orange Daiquiri

Picture a fruity umbrella drink that clocks you with a foldi

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Oz

Banana Oz is what happens when breeders at Sunken Treasure S

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Banana Pancakes

Driftwood Genetics basically weaponized your Sunday brunch.

THC 18-22%

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🥞 Hybrid (Brunch Edition)

Banana Pancakes

If Saturday morning cartoons and a stack of flapjacks had a

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Tropical Couch-Lock Smoothie

Banana Papaya

Imagine drinking a piña colada on a futon made of clouds—the

THC 15-25%

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🍌🥭 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Banana Papaya Dosido

Imagine someone blended a smoothie with overripe bananas, pa

THC 20%

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🍌 Full-Body Couch Glue

Banana Patch

Imagine smoking a smoothie that also handcuffs you to the co

THC 18-24%

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🍌⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Banana Pavlova

Imagine your grandma's banana cream pie got a PhD in botany

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cereal

Banana Pebbles

Imagine your childhood cereal got blackout drunk on tropical

THC 18-25%

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🍌 Hybrid

Banana Peel

Banana Peel is what happens when Illuminati Seeds decides fr

THC 15-25%

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🍌 Hybrid with Identity Issues

Banana Peel

Meet Banana Peel—the strain that tastes like a smoothie and

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Straight Sativa

Banana Pepper

Banana Pepper is the strain your brain wears when it wants t

THC 18%

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🍌⛽ 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Petrol

Imagine if a Chiquita truck crashed into a Shell station, an

THC 18%

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🍌 Hybrid (Candy in Disguise)

Banana Pez

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that went to college an

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Banana Pie

Clone Only’s Banana Pie is the strain equivalent of eating a

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Banana Pie

Crockett Family Farms baked up this banana-cream knockout th

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Banana Pie

Banana Pie is what happens when Banana OG and Cherry Pie swi

THC 18-26%

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🍌🍪 Hybrid

Banana Poison Cookies

Alchemy Genetics took a banana, poisoned it, then baked it i

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Banana Pop

Imagine a banana Laffy Taffy that went to grad school and ca

THC 20%

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🍌 Indica Dessert in Disguise

Banana Pound Cake

Imagine banana bread got drunk on THC and married a vanilla-

THC 15-25%

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🍌 Hybrid (a.k.a. Dessert on Steroids)

Banana Power

Banana Power is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into bree

THC 15-25%