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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Pride

Barba Seeds basically liquefied a banana smoothie, cranked i

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Banana Pudding

Dying Breed Seeds basically took your favorite Southern comf

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Banana Pudding

Imagine if Southern comfort food got crossed with a gas stat

THC 15-25%

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🍌 Couch-Lock Custard

Banana Puddintain

A mysterious indica bred by someone named either Unknown or

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Forward Couch-Lock

Banana Puddintain

Imagine banana pudding got blackout drunk at a frat party, h

THC 15-25%

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🍌 Balanced Hybrid (55% Sativa / 45% Indica)

Banana Puff

Imagine if a banana smoothie got tipsy at a gas station—Bana

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Puffy

Cannarado Genetics baked a banana and a Thin Mint into one c

THC 15-25%

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🍌 50/50 Split Decision

Banana Punch

Imagine if a banana smoothie and a pine-scented cologne had

THC 18%

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🍌 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Punch

Imagine grandma’s banana bread got blackout drunk on pineapp

THC 10-15%

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🍌⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Banana Punch

Banana Punch is Jungle Boys' attempt to make a smoothie you

THC 18-22%

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🍌⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Banana Punch

Imagine if a banana smoothie got roofied by a berry cobbler

THC 22%

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🍌 Hybrid Slap-Fight

Banana Punch by Linda Seeds

Imagine if a fruit salad got into a fistfight with your brai

THC 18%

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🍌🥊 Hybrid

Banana Punch F2

Imagine a banana and a punching bag had a baby and that baby

THC 18%

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🍌🧁 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Banana Punch Muffin

Imagine if a banana cream pie and a blueberry muffin had a b

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Banana Purp

Banana Purp is what happens when a banana smoothie and a gra

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Banana Purple Auto

This autoflower is basically Willy Wonka’s edible in plant f

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Banana Purple Punch Auto

Fast Buds took a banana, beat it purple, then taught it to f

THC 20%

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🍌 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Banana Queen

Meet Banana Queen, the strain that spent 18 months in cannab

THC 22%

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🍌 Sativa

Banana Rainbow

Imagine a fruit salad rolled in glitter and given a Red Bull

THC 18%

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🍌🌈 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Banana Rainbow

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a banana split and then apolog

THC 15-25%

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🍌 Indica

Banana Rapids

A Dr. Krippling creation that’s basically a tropical vacatio

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Richter

Meet Banana Richter—the strain that makes you question if yo

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica

Banana Rift

Imagine banana Laffy Taffy got seduced by a weighted blanket

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Banana Ringz

Banana Ringz is what happens when a banana smoothie and a we

THC 18%

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🟡 Tropical 60/40 Sativa-Leaner

Banana Ripple

Imagine a banana smoothie that got possessed by a sativa gho

THC 18-24%

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🍌 Sativa

Banana Rose

Banana Rose is the strain equivalent of a tropical smoothie

THC 20%

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🍌 50/50 Island Split

Banana Royale

Imagine smoking a banana smoothie that went to grad school.

THC 25%

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🟣 Indica

Banana Roze

Imagine getting smacked in the face by a Chiquita banana tha

THC 18%

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🍌 Hybrid Candy Grenade

Banana Runtz

Imagine eating banana Laffy Taffy off a tire fire—sweet, cre

THC 22-26%

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🍌 Indica Couch-Lock in Disguise

Banana Runtz

Solfire Gardens took Runtz, slapped a banana costume on it,

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy Hybrid

Banana Runtz

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that also punches you i

THC 20%

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🍌🔥 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Runtz Cake

Remember that banana pudding Grandma brought to family reuni

THC 18-25%

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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana S1

Meet Banana S1, the strain that basically hot-wired a Chiqui

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa (But Acts Like It Went to Therapy)

Banana Sapphire

Imagine a banana wearing a monocle—that’s Banana Sapphire. H

THC 18%

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🍌 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Banana Sativa

Holy Smoke Seeds basically liquified a banana smoothie, adde

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Banana Shack

Banana Shack is Farmhouse Genetics’ hush-hush indica that sm

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Banana Couch Nap

Banana Shake

Imagine if a banana smoothie learned jiu-jitsu—that’s Banana

THC 18%

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🍌 Indica

Banana Shenanigans

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that went to college an

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Banana Sherbert

Imagine smoking a banana split and then realizing your legs

THC 22%

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🍌🍨 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Sherbet

Meet the strain that smells like your grandma's banana cream

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Banana Sherbet

Imagine getting smacked in the face by a banana split, then

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Banana Sherbet

Meet Banana Sherbet, the strain that tricks you into thinkin

THC 18%

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🍌 Hybrid (Indica-leaning couch-lock with a side of existential clarity)

Banana Sherbet

Imagine a banana split got high, took a philosophy class, th

THC 18%

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🍌 Hybrid That Lies About Its Parents

Banana Sherbet

Imagine a banana smoothie that got possessed by a stoner wiz

THC 18%

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🍌 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Banana Sherbet

This 27–29% THC banana-candy avalanche rode out of Cali in t

THC 27-29%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy Bar

Banana Sherbet X Chocolate

Imagine if Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred weed instead of

THC 18-22%

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🟡 Sativa

Banana Slamma

Imagine if a banana smoothie got a PhD in molecular biology

THC 18-24%

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🍌 50/50 Hybrid Slap

Banana Slammer

Imagine a banana smoothie that just roundhouse-kicked your b

THC 18%