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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Indica

Banana Zkittlez

Meet Banana Zkittlez—the strain that makes your living room

THC 18-25%

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🍌 70% Indica Couch-Magnet

Banana Zkittlez

Imagine getting licked by a banana Laffy Taffy that then dro

THC 18-25%

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🟡 Hybrid (basically a fruit salad that gets you blazed)

Banana Zkittlez

Imagine a banana smoothie and a bag of Skittles got drunk at

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Banana-Flavored Couch Glue

Banana Zoap

Imagine if a banana Laffy Taffy got a PhD in sedation and de

THC 22-29%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana

Banana Zplitter

Meet Banana Zplitter, the strain that smells like a fruit sm

THC 18%

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🍌🍊 Dessert-Citrus Hybrid

Bananacana

Imagine Banana OG and Tropicana Cookies had a one-night stan

THC 15-25%

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🍌 70% Indica Couch-Lock Special

Bananacane

Bananacane is what happens when In House Genetics locks 15 i

THC 15-22%

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🟡 Banana-Sized Hybrid

Bananaconda

Imagine a python swallowed a banana smoothie and then vaped

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Indica-Finish Hybrid

Bananaconda

Bananaconda is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet: business

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Bananaconda

Meet Bananaconda: the only snake that won’t bite but will ab

THC 15-25%

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🍌🐍 Banana-Flavored Hybrid

Bananaconda

Imagine a banana split that bench-presses trucks and then wh

THC 20%

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🍌 Hybrid (the dessert, not the snake)

Bananaconda 6

Meet the clone-only diva that smells like a gas-soaked candy

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bananaghan

Meet Bananaghan, the strain that sounds like an Irish desser

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Bananagramz

Bananagramz is Bound By Fire Seed Co’s love letter to anyone

THC 15-25%

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🔮 80% Indica, 100% Naptime

Bananakin Skywalker

Zamnesia’s love-child of bananas and Sith Lords will have yo

THC 15-22%

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🍌🍏 Sativa Slap

Bananapples

Bananapples is what happens when Old School Genetics asks, "

THC 15-25%

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🍌 60/40 Hybrid

Bananaquin

Imagine if a banana smoothie got a PhD in chill and decided

THC 20%

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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Bananarama By Envy Genetics

Imagine your childhood banana candy learned to bench press a

THC 15-25%

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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Bananarama V2 by Envy Genetics

Envy Genetics basically took a banana, taught it jiu-jitsu,

THC 18-24%

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🟡 50/50 Hybrid

Bananas & Blow

The strain that sounds like a Miami Vice episode is actually

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bananas Cherries

Imagine if Carmen Miranda's hat became self-aware and starte

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Bananas Cream

Imagine banana pudding got high on its own supply and crashe

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Bananas Foster

This Chronic Logical creation is basically the cannabis equi

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica That Forgot Its Chill Pills

Bananas Foster

Imagine the classic New Orleans dessert, but instead of flam

THC 20-28%

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🔴 Couch-Lock in a Fruit Suit

Bananaz

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that grew up to be a bo

THC 15-25%

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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Bananaz By People Under The Stairs Genetics

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that punches you in the

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica

Bananazz

Imagine a banana peel and a Snuggie had a baby—that’s Banana

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Banangie

Banangie is what happens when a mad scientist decides banana

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana

Bananimal

Imagine smoking a loaf of banana bread that’s been dipped in

THC 18%

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🍌 Hybrid Dessert Monster

Bananimal

Imagine if a banana cream pie made out with a gas station co

THC 20%

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🍌 Hybrid

Bananita Dolkush

Bananita Dolkush is what happens when lab coats and jungle f

THC 18-23%

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🍌 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Bananium

Imagine banana bread that bench-presses 300 pounds and smell

THC 18-26%

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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Banannibal

Banannibal is what happens when breeders try to make weed ta

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Banana Couch

Bananukis

Imagine a banana smoothie that moonlights as a weighted blan

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Bananya

Bananya is what happens when Nimbus Seed Co. asks, "What if

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bananza

Bananza is the strain that convinced your uptight cousin wee

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Banapple Cream

Imagine if a banana split hooked up with an apple fritter in

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Translation: Who Knows What You'll Get)

Band Saw

Band Saw is what happens when breeders get cute and decide '

THC 18-22%

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🔆 Sativa

Bandaid Haze 30

Bandaid Haze 30 is the sativa that sounds like it’ll patch y

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Bandaid Haze 30 X Hod

Imagine if your childhood boo-boo Band-Aids grew up, discove

THC 18-26%

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🍉 Sativa-Dominant Frankenfruit

Bandaid Haze 7 x Watermelon Hashplant x H.O.D

Imagine your grandpa’s incense collection getting freaky wit

THC 18-26%

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⚗️ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Bandaid Haze IX 3.0

Imagine licking a lemon-scented Band-Aid while running a TED

THC 18-26%

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🌅 Wake-And-Bake Sativa

Bandaide Haze

Bandaide Haze is what happens when OG Haze gets a modern sof

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Show-Off

Bandana

Bandana is what happens when breeders play genetic Jenga wit

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Bandana

Bandana is what happens when 707 Headband and Banana OG get

THC 15-25%

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🕷️ Swamp-Ass Balanced Hybrid

Bandana Spider

Bandana Spider is what happens when a breeder with a God com

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Bandanna Ringer

Imagine if a skunk wore a bandanna and started DJing at a re

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Sativa-Leanin' Sea Monster

Bande Ache Blue Sea

Bande Ache Blue Sea is what happens when tropical landrace s

THC 15-25%