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⚡ Purebred Sativa Chaos

Banners Revenge

Dark Horse Genetics went full mad scientist and bred a sativ

THC 22-27%
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🟣 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Banoreoz by Honey Sticks Genetics

Imagine Oreos and bananas had a baby, then that baby grew up

THC 22-28%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commando

Banshee

Meet Banshee—the only scream queen that'll have you horizont

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Banshee Mist

Named after the wailing Irish spirit, Banshee Mist will have

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bansi Quinteros

Meet the strain that spent five years in R&D just to make yo

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Milkshake

Bantha Milkshake

First Principles Genetics named this one after a Star Wars s

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Banzaa By Perfect Tree

Imagine if a bonsai tree got into a fist-fight with a candy

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Mayhem

Banzai Punch

Banzai Punch is what happens when Seattle Chronic Seeds asks

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Hemp-Compliant Couch-Magnet

BaOx

BaOx is the strain that lets you tell your mom you’re “just

THC 0.15-0.29%
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🟣 Compliance-Grade Indica

BaOX Otto 1 x Hindu Kush

Meet the strain that gets you ‘well’ instead of wasted. BaOX

THC 0.3%
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⚫ Boutique Indica

Baparaja

Baparaja is what happens when a grower forgets to name the c

THC 25%
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🟣 Designer Couch-Lock Couture

Bapez

Bapez is the hypebeast strain that smells like a Japanese ca

THC 20-22%
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🔥 Pure Satanic Sativa

Baphomet

Baphomet sounds like something you’d smoke in a candle-lit b

THC 18%
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🍌🍏 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Bapple Fritz

Imagine if a Hostess fruit pie had an identity crisis and de

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Presidential Indica

Barack Kush

Barack Kush by South Bay Genetics—finally, a campaign promis

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Presidential Hybrid

Baracks Dream

The "Yes We Cannabis" strain that took South Bay Genetics ei

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Barak by Tikum Olam

Barak is the strain your chiropractor prays you never discov

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Baraka

Baraka is Patchwerk Genetics' five-year science fair project

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Baraka

Baraka is the Swiss Army knife of hybrids—15-25% THC that'll

THC 15-25%
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🟣 70% Indica / 30% Existential Dread

Barba Piss Cat

Barba Piss Cat is the strain that answers the age-old questi

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Barba Time F

Meet Barba Time F, the strain that proves 18% THC is plenty

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Barbalope

Barbalope is the strain for people who think coffee is too s

THC 18-22%
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😴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Barbancho

Barbancho is what happens when Therapy Seeds spends two deca

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Barbangie

Meet Barbangie, the strain that convinced Europe to skip esp

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Old-School Couch Glue

Barbanner

Barbanner is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket tha

THC 18%
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🏍️ Couch-Lock Cruiser

Barbara Biker

Barbara Biker sounds like your aunt who sells essential oils

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Barbara Bud

Meet Barbara—she’s the friend who shows up with piña coladas

THC 20%
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🥧 Balanced Hybrid

Barbara's Pie

Barbara's Pie is what happens when dessert and weed have a b

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Space Cadet

Barbarella

Named after the comic-book astronaut who made spandex look l

THC 18-22%
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🔥 50/50 Hybrid

Barbecue Beef

Imagine if a backyard brisket and a Sour Diesel had a messy

THC 18-24%
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🌸 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Barbie Runtz

Imagine if Mattel made weed—this is it. Barbie Runtz is what

THC 20-24%
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🔮 Pink-Powered Indica

Barbilicious

Imagine if Barbie hot-boxed her Dreamhouse and then tried to

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Barf

Meet Barf—the indica so sedating it named itself after the o

THC 18-22%
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🤢 Balanced Hybrid

Barf by Happy Little Treez

Yes, it's actually called Barf—and no, it won't make you hur

THC 18-24%
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🔳 Straight-Up Indica

Barista

Old Dutch Genetics basically took a barista’s apron, dipped

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couchlock Cujo)

Barking Dog

Barking Dog isn’t here to play fetch—it’s here to maul your

THC 20%+
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Barmanou

Barmanou is Red Scare Seed Company’s attempt at creating the

THC 18-24%
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🔥 50/50 Hybrid

Barn Burner

Greenpoint Seeds named this one 'Barn Burner' because callin

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Indica

Barn Burner

Barn Burner is what happens when craft breeders try to make

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Classic Indica

Barney Rubble

Yabba-dabba-don't plan on moving. This stone-age sedative fr

THC 20-25%
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🌾 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Barnyard Animals

Imagine a strain that smells like Farmer Joe's boots after C

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Barnyard High Test

Imagine hotboxing a barn that someone just filled with premi

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Sativa

Barracuda

Barracuda is the espresso shot of sativas—16% THC, 100% chao

THC 16%
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⚖️ Perfectly Split Hybrid

Barre Lady 17 X GMO Fuel F3

Meet the strain that couldn't decide if it wanted to chill o

THC 15-25%
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🐒 Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Barrel Of Monkeys

Named after the toy that guarantees a tangle, this 18% THC h

THC 18%
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🟣 Koala-Approved Couchlock

Barrier Reefer

The strain that sounds like an Australian border patrol chec

THC 18%
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🟣 Identity-Crisis Indica

Barry

Barry is the strain equivalent of a barista who can’t rememb

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock

Barry Air

Barry Air is the cannabis equivalent of a velvet-rope speake

THC 22-29%

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