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All Strains — Page 124

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🍌 Indica (but like, dessert-indica)

Banana Smash

Imagine banana Runts grew up, hit the gym, and now bench-pre

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica in Flip-Flops

Banana Smoothie

Imagine your favorite smoothie got drunk, joined a reggae ba

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Smoothie

Banana Soda

Banana Soda is the strain you brag about finding before it b

THC 15-20%
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🍌 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Soft Serve

The love-child of Banana OG and Biscotti that smells like yo

THC 22%
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🍌 Indica Dominant Dessert

Banana Sorbet

Imagine Ben & Jerry’s melted into a bong hit—Banana Sorbet i

THC 19-26%
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🍌 Hybrid

Banana Soul

Banana Soul is the strain equivalent of a piña colada in a h

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Banana Sour

Imagine a banana smoothie that studied Krav Maga. Banana Sou

THC 27%
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🍌🤧 Hybrid

Banana Sours

Imagine peeling a banana in a mechanic’s garage while someon

THC 18-26%
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🍌 Sativa

Banana Split

Crockett Family Farms basically turned a 1950s soda-fountain

THC 15%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Split

Domus Seeds basically turned a sundae into weed, and we're n

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Sundae

Banana Split

Grand Cru Genetics whipped up the cannabis equivalent of sof

THC 10-15%
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🍌 Sativa (with sprinkles)

Banana Split

Imagine someone blended a Creamsicle with a banana Laffy Taf

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Indica (Or Is It? Plot Twist: Hybrid)

Banana Split

Imagine smoking a banana sundae and then remembering you lef

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica That Won’t F**k Up Your Plans

Banana Split by GLK Genetics

Imagine a banana split that actually gets you high instead o

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Sativa Dessert

Banana Split by The Plant

Meet the strain that sounds like ice cream, smells like a sm

THC 15-18%
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🍌 Sativa

Banana Splitz

Banana Splitz is what happens when a stoner pastry chef bree

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Dessert-Flavored Hybrid

Banana Splitz

Imagine someone liquefied a banana split, pumped it full of

THC 24%
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🍌 Sativa

Banana Splitz

Banana Splitz is basically a tropical snow-cone that got pos

THC 20-25%
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🍌🥤 Hybrid

Banana Squirt

Imagine if a banana Laffy Taffy and a grapefruit Squirt had

THC 21%
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🍌 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Banana Squirts

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if banan

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Boutique Banana Couch-Lock

Banana Stand

Banana Stand is the rare indica that actually smells like a

THC 15-20%
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🍌⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Banana Stardawg

Imagine if a banana smoothie got possessed by a diesel engin

THC 20-28%
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🍌 Sativa

Banana Stones

Banana Stones is what happens when your morning smoothie get

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana Street

Imagine if a banana smoothie and a joint had a baby that gre

THC 18%
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🟡 Sativa-Dominant Dessert

Banana Sundae

Imagine smoking a smoothie bowl that just got promoted to re

THC 22-28%
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🍌 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Banana Sundae

Imagine if Willy Wonka took a hit of OG Kush and decided to

THC 15-25%
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🍌⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Sunrise

Holy Smoke Seeds basically bottled a Caribbean vacation and

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica Couch Candy

Banana Sunset

Imagine a banana split that went to art school, dropped out,

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Banana Swangg by Califunkyuh

Meet Banana Swangg—the strain that smells like Carmen Mirand

THC 18%
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🍌 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Banana Taffy

Imagine smoking a banana Runts candy that went to college an

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Banana Tangie

Banana Tangie is what happens when a tangerine and a banana

THC 19-24%
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🍌⚡️ Hybrid

Banana Thai

Imagine if a Thai beach bar and a Midwest fruit stand had a

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana TK

Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that went to college an

THC 18%
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🍌⚖️ Banana-Balanced Hybrid

Banana Tooth

Imagine a banana that studied philosophy and decided to punc

THC 18%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

Banana Tooth S1

Imagine smoking a loaf of grandma's banana bread that went t

THC 18-22%
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🍌 Hybrid (Banana Split Personality)

Banana Treez

Imagine if a banana Laffy Taffy and a lemon-scented cleaning

THC 15-20%
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🍌🍊 Citrus-Banana Hybrid

Banana Tropicana

Imagine Tropicana Cookies and a overripe banana had a one-ni

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Banana Truffle

Banana Truffle is the strain that happens when Willy Wonka h

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Banana Couch-Lock

Banana Twerpz 2 by Cosmic Wisdom

This is what happens when breeders spend five years chasing

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Boat

Banana Twerpz by Cosmic Wisdom

Meet the strain that turned a bunch of stoners into potassiu

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Banana Valley Dog

Clone Only's Banana Valley Dog is the strain equivalent of e

THC 20%
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🍌⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Banana Verde

Meet Banana Verde, the strain that smells like a banana daiq

THC 20%
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🍌 Sativa

Banana Whammy

Imagine a banana smoothie decided it had enough of your bori

THC 18-22%
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🍌 Sativa (a.k.a. Brunch in Bong Form)

Banana Wine

Imagine if your Sunday brunch got frisky with a tropical smo

THC 18%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Banana X

Meet Banana X—the strain that smells like a smoothie bar and

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (but acts like it drank three espressos)

Banana Z

Banana Z is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed: 28

THC 20-28%
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🍌🌈 50/50 Split Personality

Banana Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg had a baby, then dipped i

THC 18-22%
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🍌 Couch-Lock Candy

Banana Zkittlez

Imagine a banana Runts candy and a Zkittlez gummy bear had a

THC 20-26%

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