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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bingsu

Imagine a snow-cone that got a PhD in chill. Bingsu is Perfe

THC 18%
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🧀 Indica-Leaning Funk Hybrid

Bio Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of expired cheddar got high on its own su

THC 23-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Bio Chem

Bio Chem is what happens when lab nerds decide weed isn’t da

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Bio Diesel

Meet Bio Diesel: the strain that cross-bred your uncle’s pic

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bio Diesel

Imagine if a gas pump and a sugar cookie had a baby. Bio Die

THC 20-25%
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⚡️ Fuel-Injected Hybrid

Bio Diesel

Imagine Sour Diesel took a chill pill and enrolled in yoga—s

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bio Diesel Bx2

Meet the strain that smells like you spilled premium unleade

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

Bio Diesel Mass

If a 1970s truck stop and a yoga mat had a baby, you'd get B

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock in a Jar)

Bio Dome

Named after every stoner’s favorite Pauly Shore movie, Bio D

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Bio Hazard

Bio Hazard is what happens when Michigan breeders ask, "What

THC 18-24%
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⚠️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bio Hazard

Bio Hazard is the strain that smells so aggressively gassy T

THC 20%
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🔮 Holy Couch-Lock Indica

Bio Jesus

Imagine if Sour Diesel got baptized and then immediately too

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Bio Jesus X Outer Space

Imagine if a sleepy Colorado monk mated with an over-caffein

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Bio Star

Bio Star is 303 Seeds' attempt at making the Switzerland of

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Biodog

Biodog is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica (or Is It?)

Bioflux

Bioflux is the cannabis equivalent of a mixtape your friend

THC 15-25%
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⚠️ Indica Biohazard

Biohazard

Biohazard is Archive Seed Bank's love letter to anyone who’s

THC 20-28%
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⚠️ Gas-Forward Hybrid

Biohazard

Biohazard smells like someone spilled diesel in a high-schoo

THC 15-25%
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🔵 50/50 Hybrid

Bionade by Secret Boyz

Bionade is what happens when mad-scientist breeders name a s

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Bionic Cheetah

Imagine a cheetah wearing neon leg-warmers, shotgunning Red

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

BioTech by Secret Boyz

Secret Boyz basically Frankensteined a nug that looks like i

THC 22%
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⚖️ Mood-Swinging Hybrid

Bipolar

Meet Bipolar, the strain that treats your nervous system lik

THC 15-25%
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🍖 Indica

Bird Blood Stew

Bird Blood Stew sounds like something a medieval plague doct

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-ish Whatever-Works Hybrid

Bird Bolt

Bird Bolt is the strain equivalent of your friend who swears

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Bird by The Seed Kompany

Named after the Celtics legend but bred by The Seed Kompany,

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue Deluxe)

Bird's The Word

Short-Sleeved Magician basically crammed a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Canine

BirdDog

BirdDog is the weed equivalent of a golden retriever that’s

THC 18%
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🔥 Couch-Lock in a Jar

Birds of Fire

Birds of Fire sounds like a death-metal band but smokes like

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Birds Of Paradise

Dynasty Seeds basically bred a Red Bull with feathers. Birds

THC 18%
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⚖️ 52/48 Balanced Hybrid

Birdscout Cookies 1

Birdscout Cookies #1 is Silberhaze Genetics’ attempt to sell

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Birdscout Cookies 2

The Girl Scout Cookies sequel nobody asked for but everybody

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Birdshot by Bird Genes

Birdshot is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with

THC 18%
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🟣 Fancy-Ass Indica

Birkin

Named after a handbag that costs more than your car, Birkin

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Birkin Dream

Birkin Dream is the strain equivalent of flexing a knock-off

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Birrie Jack

Birrie Jack is the Swiss Army knife of weed—compact, resilie

THC 18%
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🎂 Balanced Hybrid

Birthday Banger

Cannarado Genetics basically gift-wrapped a party in plant f

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Birthday Blues

Birthday Blues is the strain you light when your friends for

THC 18%
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🎂 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Birthday Bubble Cake

Imagine if Funfetti grew on a tree and came with a contact h

THC 18-24%
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🎂 Balanced Hybrid

Birthday Cake

Imagine if Funfetti learned jiu-jitsu—sweet enough to give y

THC 24%
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🎂 Couch-Lock Cake

Birthday Cake

Birthday Cake is Cannarado Genetics' way of saying 'happy be

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock Cake

Birthday Cake

Birthday Cake is the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Birthday Cake

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie had a baby, then r

THC 18-25%
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🎂 Indica-Dominant Sweet Tooth

Birthday Cake

Imagine shoving an entire grocery-store sheet cake into your

THC 18-26%
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🎂 Auto-Flowering Indica

Birthday Cake Automatic

Imagine a slice of cake that can knock you sideways, grows i

THC 24%
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🎂 Party-Time Hybrid

Birthday Cake by Zamnesia

Zamnesia’s Birthday Cake is the strain equivalent of showing

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Birthday Cake X Chemdog D

CSI Humboldt Frankensteined dessert and diesel into one very

THC 18%
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🎂🍌 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Birthday Cake x Strawbanana Cream

Imagine if a birthday party and a banana split got drunk, ho

THC 18%
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🎂 Indica That Parties Hard

Birthday Funk

Birthday Funk is the strain that shows up to your house part

THC 20%

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