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🎂 Balanced Hybrid

Birthday Girl

Birthday Girl is the strain equivalent of that friend who br

THC 18%
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🎂 Balanced Hybrid

Birthday Runtz

Birthday Runtz is Elev8 Seeds' attempt to bottle a child's s

THC 25-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Birthday Runtz

Imagine if Funfetti cake got blackout drunk and woke up in a

THC 22-28%
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🎂 Dessert-leaning Hybrid

Birthday Sass

Imagine if your birthday cake got drunk at the party, told e

THC 20-26%
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🎂 Cake-Family Hybrid

Birthday Suit

Birthday Suit is what happens when cake strains take their c

THC 24%
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🌅 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Bisbee Sunrise by Happy Bird Seeds

Bisbee Sunrise is what happens when breeders let a rugged Ru

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Autoflower Hybrid

Biscauto

Biscauto is what happens when breeders ask, "How do we make

THC 15-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Bisco 75-11

Bisco 75-11 is the Switzerland of weed—so diplomatically bal

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Biscochi

Imagine if Pillsbury Doughboy got paranoid and locked himsel

THC 18-22%
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🍪 Couch-Lock Croissant

Biscotti

Biscotti is the strain for anyone who wants their brain dipp

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Biscotti

Biscotti is the cannabis equivalent of eating an entire slee

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Adjacent Indica

Biscotti

Imagine dunking a chocolate biscotti into premium unleaded—t

THC 28%
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🍪 Hybrid (Indica-Leaning Dessert Dominant)

Biscotti

Imagine dunking a nutty Italian cookie into premium gasoline

THC 23-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Biscotti

Biscotti is the strain equivalent of dunking a cookie in esp

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Biscotti #33 Auto

Meet the strain that’s basically a warm blanket in plant for

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica with Identity Crisis

Biscotti 2.0

The Plug Seedbank's sequel nobody asked for but everyone sec

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Biscotti 33

Imagine dunking a Girl Scout cookie in jet fuel and then won

THC 20-30%
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🍪 60/40 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Biscotti 41

Imagine dunking a Girl Scout cookie into gelato, then immedi

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Biscotti Auto

Meet Biscotti Auto, the strain that turns 9-to-11 weeks into

THC 10-14%
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🍪 Indica-Dominant Autoflower

Biscotti Auto

Imagine Girl Scout cookies got blackout drunk and decided to

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Biscotti Automatic

Meet Biscotti Automatic—the strain that finishes itself in 8

THC 18%
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🍪 Hybrid Dessert Cart

Biscotti Bliss

Biscotti Bliss is what happens when an Italian bakery and a

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock Cookie

Biscotti Bx1

Biscotti Bx1 is what happens when breeders take the dankest

THC 22-29%
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⚖️ Dessert-Inspired Hybrid

Biscotti by Barneys Farm

Imagine dunking a gourmet cookie in jet fuel—Biscotti delive

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Biscotti by Royal Queen Seeds

Meet the edible that forgot it was weed. Biscotti is Royal Q

THC 20%
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🍪 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Biscotti by UKHTA

Imagine dunking a biscotti cookie in espresso, then huffing

THC 20-22%
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🔮 Indica Dominant

Biscotti by Zamnesia

Imagine dunking a cookie in espresso, then that cookie grows

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Biscotti Cake

Imagine dunking a biscotti into frosting, then smoking it. T

THC 20%+
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🍪 Couch-Lock Confection

Biscotti Cake

Imagine dunking a biscotti into cake batter, then getting dr

THC 15-25%
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🟢 60/40 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Biscotti Cakes

Imagine dunking a biscotti into espresso, then mainlining th

THC 20%
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🍪 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Biscotti Chunks

Imagine dunking a chunk of cookie into THC milk and then tak

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Biscotti Dough

Imagine dunking a warm biscotti into a cappuccino, but the b

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Biscotti Dough

Imagine dunking a Biscotti cookie into cookie dough, then se

THC 22-28%
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🟢 Sativa

Biscotti Fraiche

Imagine dunking a biscotti in espresso, then accidentally li

THC 20-28%
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🤌 55% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Biscotti Gas

Imagine dunking a biscotti in premium unleaded—now smoke it.

THC 25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Hybrid

Biscotti Gelato

Imagine dunking a biscotti into gelato, then discovering tha

THC 20%
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🍪 Indica (with a candy addiction)

Biscotti Gusher

Imagine dunking a biscotti into liquid Gushers, then forgett

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Biscotti Gushers

Biscotti Gushers is what happens when Italian grandmas disco

THC 22-27%
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🟣 Dessert-Forward Indica

Biscotti Gushers

Imagine dunking a biscotti in liquid Gushers, then huffing t

THC 20-30%
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🍯 Dessert-First Hybrid

Biscotti Jealousy

Imagine if your Nonna’s biscotti and a street-racing Gelato

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Biscotti Kush Mints

Imagine dunking a Thin Mint in cookie-dough-flavored jet fue

THC 28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Biscotti Mintz

Imagine dunking Thin Mints in espresso, then immediately reg

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Biscotti Mintz

Imagine dunking a Thin Mint in Grandpa's sleepy tea, then wa

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Biscotti Mintz

Imagine dunking a Thin Mint into a cup of liquid couch-lock.

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (80/20)

Biscotti Mintz

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie and a breath mint had a baby, th

THC 10-12%
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🥞 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Biscotti Pancake

Imagine if IHOP and Cookies had a baby, then dipped it in re

THC 23-25%
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🥞 Hybrid Dessert Monster

Biscotti Pancake

Imagine if your grandma's secret cookie recipe and the local

THC 22-26%
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🥞 Hybrid

Biscotti Pancakes

Imagine if your nonna's biscotti and your favorite diner pan

THC 20-30%

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