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🍭 Dessert-Driven Hybrid

Bitties

Bitties is the strain equivalent of your friend who says the

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Straight-Up Indica

Bizarre

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a strain that smel

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Bizarre Lights

Bred by the mad scientists at Amadeus Genetics, Bizarre Ligh

THC 20%
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🔮 Full-Blown Indica

Bizarremalate

Amadeus Genetics basically weaponized relaxation and named i

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Bizcochi

Realpotency’s Bizcochi is the cannabis equivalent of a weigh

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bizcocho

Bizcocho sounds like your abuela's secret cookie recipe, but

THC 22%
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⚡ Fast-Cash Hybrid

Bizquick

Bizquick is the cannabis equivalent of a Wall Street day-tra

THC 20%
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⚫ Deep-Space Indica

BK Satellite

Think of BK Satellite as Bubba Kush’s rebellious kid who sto

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

BL4QKFY4N

BL4QKFY4N sounds like a rejected Xbox gamertag but smokes li

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Blacath by Cannafari

Meet the Switzerland of weed—Blacath can't pick a side betwe

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Black

Meet Black—the strain so mysterious its breeder is literally

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Black

Meet Black, the strain so dark it makes your ex’s heart look

THC 20%
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⚪ Sativa

Black & White

Meet the strain that dressed up for your panic attack. Black

THC 18%
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⚫ 50/50 Hybrid (ish)

Black Abyss

Black Abyss is what happens when GK Genetics locks themselve

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Black Afghan

Imagine if a hash brick and a blackberry had a baby that gre

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Black Afghani

Black Afghani is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Black Afghani 11

Black Afghani 11 is the strain for when you want to feel lik

THC 18%
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🔌 Pure Indica Nap-Time Generator

Black Afghani Kush

This old-school Afghani brick-to-the-face strain is what hap

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Black AK

Black AK is what happens when AK-47 goes through its emo pha

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Black Alpha

Black Alpha is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 15-23%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Black Amber

Black Amber is the strain equivalent of that mysterious tran

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (but still thinks it's a sativa)

Black Amnesia

Black Amnesia is what happens when Amnesia Haze gets drunk a

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Black Amnesia Haze

Black Amnesia Haze is Third Eye Genetics’ way of saying “You

THC 20%
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⚫ Fast-Forwarding Indica

Black Amnesia Haze Fast

This is Amnesia Haze after it discovered deadlines and espre

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Indica

Black And Blue

Imagine your grandma's blackberry pie got body-slammed by a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Berry Bomb

Black and Blueberry

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a purple freight train had

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Black And Purple

Imagine if Prince and a haunted forest had a baby, then dipp

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Black Apollo

Black Apollo is the strain equivalent of a mullet—business i

THC 15-20%
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🍎 50/50 Hybrid

Black Apple

Black Apple is what happens when your dealer’s apple orchard

THC 18%
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🍏 Sativa (with commitment issues)

Black Apple Hitchcock

Imagine if Alfred Hitchcock directed a fruit salad—dark, twi

THC 18%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Black Apple Hitchcock

Meet Black Apple Hitchcock—the strain that sounds like a rej

THC 16-22%
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🖤 Indica

Black Banana

The strain that proves purple weed got goth. Black Banana hi

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Banana-Split Hybrid

Black Banana Chem

Imagine a banana that spent weekends in a hazmat suit—Black

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Banana-Bread Balanced Hybrid

Black Banana Cookies

Imagine banana bread that went to grad school and minored in

THC 21-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Black Banana Cookies

Imagine if a Hostess truck collided with a Kush dispensary a

THC 20%
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⚫🍌 Hybrid

Black Banana F2

This strain looks like it raided Batman’s pantry and smells

THC 20%
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🍌 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Black Banana Haze

Imagine if a banana Runt and a diesel-soaked waffle had a ca

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Black Bandana

Red Scare's Black Bandana is the weed equivalent of a mullet

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Black Barqs

Imagine your grandpa’s old cologne got freaky with a pine tr

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Black Beard

Named after the OG sea thug himself, Black Beard is Karma Ge

THC 18%
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⚔️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Black Beard's Boot

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of terps. This 20% THC swashbuckler sm

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Black Beauty

Black Beauty is what happens when breeders spend 20 years tr

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Stout

Black Beer

Imagine if Guinness got freaky with your grandma’s couch and

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Lager

Black Beer Auto

Black Beer Auto is the strain for people who want their weed

THC 16%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Black Belt

Like a martial arts master that studied under both a chill c

THC 18%
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⚫️ 15% THC Indica (Yes, Really)

Black Belt

Meet Black Belt, the strain that sounds like it could roundh

THC 15%
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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Black Berry

Black Berry is what happens when breeders decide regular ber

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica

Black Berry Breath

Imagine if a blackberry cheesecake decided to skip leg day f

THC 22%

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