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🔮 Couch-Lock Indica

Breakfast Club

Breakfast Club is Goat and Monkey Seeds’ love letter to anyo

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Breakfast Haze

The only strain officially endorsed by hung-over line cooks

THC 18%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Breakfast In Bed

Breakfast In Bed is the sativa that answers the age-old ques

THC 18%
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🛏️ Lazy-Bones Indica

Breakfast In Bed

The only breakfast that guarantees you’ll skip the actual me

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast Kush

The strain that answers the age-old question "What if my mor

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (with a hangover)

Breakfast Of Champions

Exotic Genetix’s answer to the question, "What if Fruity Peb

THC 18-25%
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☀️ Sativa Wake-n-Bake

Breakfast Of Champions

The strain that lets you skip actual breakfast because you’r

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Breakfast'n Bud

Breakfast'n Bud is Elev8 Seeds’ attempt to replace your enti

THC 18%
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🔴 Certified Couch Shackle

Breakout

Named after its dramatic escape from underground grow rooms

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Breakout by Gage Green Genetics

Breakout is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket an

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Breath

Breath is the strain that makes you question if you're high

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Candy Cane

Breath Mint

Imagine your mouth just made out with a Girl Scout while sim

THC 17-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Breath Mints

Imagine brushing your teeth with pure THC then face-planting

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Breath Mints

Imagine brushing your teeth with dessert and then getting dr

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Deep-Dish Indica

Breath of Berry

Second Generation Genetics basically hot-boxed a berry patch

THC 22-25%
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⚖️ Thai-Kissed Hybrid

Breath of Green Dragon

Imagine a yoga retreat where the incense is also the main at

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Mysterious Hybrid

Breath Of Purple Dragon

The strain so exclusive even its parents won't admit they ma

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Breath Of Sunshine

Taylormade Selections spent 300+ hours crafting this 50/50 h

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Breath Stank

Named like a dental hygiene PSA, Breath Stank is the strain

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Specialist

Breath Stomper

Meet Breath Stomper—the indica that literally lives up to it

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Breathalyzer

Named after the thing that ruins parties, Breathalyzer someh

THC 18%
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🍪 Dessert-or-Garlic Russian Roulette

Breaths

Welcome to the Breath family, where every nug looks like it

THC 15-25%
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🧘‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Breathwork #1

Gage Green Genetics took a yoga retreat and came back with t

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Breathwork #2

Meet Breathwork #2, the strain that convinces you you're fin

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Breeders Kush by Pure Breeding

Breeders Kush is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 18%
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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Breezy Runtz

Breezy Runtz is what happens when a candy store hot-boxes a

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Brenda's Skunk x NL

Remember that skunk you smelled in 1997 and thought "damn, t

THC 20-25%
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🏒 St. Louis Scorer Hybrid

Brett Hull

Named after the guy who scored the Cup-winning goal in '99 a

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Regional Mystery Indica

Brett Hull 16

Imagine a Hall-of-Fame slapshot to the dome, but the puck is

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Brian Berry Black Currant

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy—this is wh

THC 18%
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🍊 Balanced Hybrid That Can't Pick Sides

Brian Berry Citrus

Imagine if a fruit smoothie and a chill pill had a baby, the

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Brian Berry Citrus Blend

Imagine if Sunny D got a PhD in botany and decided to get yo

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Brian Berry Cough

Meet Brian Berry Cough, the strain that sounds like your bud

THC 18%
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🍓 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Brian Berry Cough

Imagine Strawberry Cough and Space Queen had a love child wh

THC 17%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Brian Berry Melon Splash

Imagine getting smacked in the face by a watermelon Jolly Ra

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Briberry

Briberry is what happens when Big Sky Beans decides your pla

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Brick House

Brick House is the strain that shows up, builds a literal br

THC 18-22%
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⚪ Tricycle of Weed

Brickland

Brickland is Da Bean Co’s genetic thrift-store quilt: equal

THC 15%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture Indica

Bridal Panties

Bridal Panties is what happens when a wedding dress designer

THC 20%
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🔴 Full-Blown Indica

Bride of Godzilla

Named after the only monster capable of domesticating the Ki

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Bridesmaid Fetish

The strain that answers the question "What if a bridesmaid g

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bridezilla

The only Bridezilla that won't demand a 12-tier cake and a d

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Indica/Sativa)

Bridezilla

Meet Bridezilla: the strain that marries dessert terps with

THC 18-26%
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🎂 Hybrid Monster-Cake

Bridezilla

Imagine Wedding Cake got drunk on tequila, eloped with a Glu

THC 28%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Classic

Bright Eyes

Bright Eyes is what happens when Riot Seeds locks a pine tre

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Bright Floral Lift

Bright Floral Lift is what happens when Gage Green Genetics

THC 22%
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🌞 Certified Day-Ruiner Sativa

Bright Moments

Gage Green Genetics’ Bright Moments is the strain equivalent

THC 20%
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⚖️ Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Bright Moments

Bright Moments is what happens when a gassy gym bro and a cr

THC 20%

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