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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Brain Berry Honey Lemon

Imagine if a lemon meringue pie got into a bar fight with a

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Brain Berry Honey Lime

Named like a smoothie you'd overpay for at Whole Foods, Brai

THC 18%
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🟣 Mountain-Fresh Hybrid

Brain Berry Mountian Menthol

Imagine eating a York Peppermint Pattie in a berry patch whi

THC 20-27%
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🧠 Sativa

Brain Cake

Brain Cake is what happens when Ripper Seeds asks, "What if

THC 22-27%
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🧠 5% THC Indica (Yes, Five)

Brain Cake

Brain Cake is what happens when breeders chase cake flavor s

THC 5%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Brain Candy

Brain Candy is what happens when two overachiever strains ho

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Brain Crasher

Brain Crasher is the strain that shows up uninvited, punches

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Brain Damage

The strain that proves you CAN split the difference between

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Brain Damage

Brain Damage by Growers Choice sounds like a medical malprac

THC 18%
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⚡ Hybrid (Lineage: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Brain Damage

Brain Damage sounds like a medical emergency, but it's actua

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 55% Sativa Balanced Hybrid

Brain Damage X Frost Wreck

Imagine if a snow globe and a panic attack had a baby, then

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Brain Food

Brain Food is what happens when mad scientists at The Bakery

THC 22%
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🌀 High-Octane Hybrid

Brain Freeze

Brain Freeze is the strain equivalent of chugging a Slurpee

THC 28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Brain Gum

Brain Gum sounds like something you'd find under a school de

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Brain Melt

Brain Melt is what happens when Katsu Seeds decides your eve

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Brain: Optional)

Brain Off

Brain Off is the strain for anyone whose inner monologue won

THC 25%
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🔬 Hybrid OG

Brain OG

Brain OG is what happens when OG Kush decides to finish its

THC 22-26%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Chaos

Brain Rape

Brain Rape sounds like a felony but it’s technically legal—O

THC 20%
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🧠 Sativa

Brain Stain

Brain Stain is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition

THC 15-25%
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🧠 Couch-Locked Overthinker

Brain Stew

Named after the Green Day anthem for mental gridlock, Brain

THC 20-22%
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⚗️ Mysterious Hybrid Stew

Brain Stew

Think of Brain Stew as the strain equivalent of that "secret

THC 19-26%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Brain Stroke Auto

Meet Brain Stroke Auto—the only stroke your insurance will a

THC 16-24%
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🔵 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Brain Surfing

Brain Surfing is what happens when MassMedicalStrains asks,

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Brain Swirl

Brain Swirl is what happens when indica genetics decide to d

THC 18%
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🧠 Balanced Hybrid

Brain Waves

Brain Waves is the strain equivalent of giving your neurons

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Braindamage Autoflowering

Growers Choice basically asked, "What if we made weed that f

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Brainfreeze

Brainfreeze is the strain that turns your frontal lobe into

THC 15-25%
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🤯 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Brainfreeze

Brainfreeze sounds like a dare your stoner friend made up af

THC 18%
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🧠 Sativa-Leaner Hybrid

Brainiac

Meet Brainiac—the strain that turns your brain from Windows

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Brainkiller Haze

Brainkiller Haze is what happens when Vision Seeds asks, "Wh

THC 18-24%
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🧠 Balanced Hybrid

Brains Choice

Brains Choice is what happens when Dutch breeders decide you

THC 18%
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🟢 Functional Hybrid

Brains Choice CBD

The strain for when you want to feel "enhanced" but still re

THC 8%
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🎲 Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Brains Choice F2

Off Grid Seed Co. basically gift-wrapped a loot box of weed.

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Mayhem

Brains Damage

Brains Damage sounds like a medical emergency but it's actua

THC 18-24%
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🧠 Hybrid (a.k.a. cranial roulette)

Brains Damage

Named like a concussion, Brains Damage is the strain that po

THC 20-23%
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🤹 Balanced CBD Hybrid

Brains Damage CBD

Meet the strain that put the ‘brains’ back in Brains Damage—

THC 6-8%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Brains Escape

Brains Escape is what happens when Dutch breeders decide you

THC 30-40%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Brainstorm

Brainstorm is Dutch Passion’s award-winning indica that took

THC 18-22%
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🧠 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Brainstorm

Brainstorm is the strain that convinced your inner overthink

THC 17-24%
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⚡ Award-Winning Dutch Sativa

Brainstorm By De Sjamaan

Meet Brainstorm—the strain so cerebral it could probably fil

THC 18%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Brainstorm Haze

Brainstorm Haze is Delta 9 Labs' attempt at weaponizing crea

THC 18-22%
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🔋 Sativa

Brainstorm X G13

Delta 9 Labs basically weaponized focus and put it in nug fo

THC 22%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (50/50 Split)

Brainwarp

Secret Valley Seeds spent years perfecting this 50/50 hybrid

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Brake Pad Breath

Brake Pad Breath sounds like something you’d huff in a Jiffy

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Brambleberry Kush

Meet the strain that asks "Why stand when you can horizontal

THC 10-15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Brand Conkushion

Three years of lab-coat foreplay produced this 55/45 indica-

THC 18-24%
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🍬 Hybrid (a.k.a. the dessert cart)

Brand X

Brand X is the strain your plug calls “exclusive” even thoug

THC 19-29%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Branded Animal Fire

Dirty Water Organics basically Frankensteined a strain that

THC 18%

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