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Strain Reviews

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🍩 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Boston Cream Donut

Imagine Dunkin' got jealous of your dispensary and dropped a

THC 20%

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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Boston Cream Pie

Imagine eating an entire Boston cream donut in one bite, the

THC 18%

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🟡 Sativa

Boston Cream Pie

Boston Cream Pie is what happens when MassMedicalStrains ask

THC 25%

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🍰 Indica Dessert Disaster

Boston Cream Pie

Named after the donut's bougie cousin, Boston Cream Pie is t

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (with commitment issues)

Boston Cream Pie by Taylormade Selections

Imagine Dunkin’ Donuts and a weighted blanket had a baby—the

THC 18%

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🔵 Old-School Indica

Boston George

Boston George is the strain that sounds like it should sell

THC 18-23%

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🔴 OG Indica

Boston George OG

Named after the dude who flew coke in the 80s, this OG Kush

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Citrus-Forward Indica

Boston Orange

Boston Orange is the strain that lets New Englanders pretend

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Boston Runtz

Boston took California’s sugar-bomb Runtz, dunked it in clam

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Hybrid (but Boston thinks it's wicked elite)

Boston Runtz #3

Meet Boston Runtz #3—because the first two phenos clearly we

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Indica (aka Couch-Lock Candy)

Boston Runtz 5

Boston Runtz 5 is the Dunkin’-loving cousin of the Runtz fam

THC 20-26%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Botabud

Botabud is Botaseeds’ love letter to productivity, deliverin

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Botafumeiros

Botafumeiros is Sweet Seeds' attempt at bottling a Spanish c

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Botch Toe

Botch Toe sounds like a skateboarding injury but smokes like

THC 20%

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🧪 Boutique Hybrid

Bottle Cap

Bottle Cap is that mysterious cut your plug swears is 'next-

THC 25%

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🚀 Balanced Hybrid

Bottle Rocket

Bottle Rocket is what happens when breeders get bored of cou

THC 18-24%

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🟢 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Bottle Rocket CBD

Like the regular Bottle Rocket but with the afterburners unp

THC 6-10%

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⚫ Heavy Indica

Bottlecap

The strain that smells like your childhood lunchbox but punc

THC 26%

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⚖️ Equal-Opportunity Hybrid

Bottom B*tch

The strain that finally answers "What if my weed had boundar

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Bottom Bird

Bottom Bird is the strain that asks “why stand when you can

THC 22%

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🟣 Indica

Bottomless Mints

Compound Genetics basically asked, “What if Willy Wonka ran

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica

Bottomless Throat

Bottomless Throat sounds like a porn parody but smokes like

THC 18%

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⚫ Certified Couch Assassin

Botwin's Body Count

Named like a true-crime podcast but hits more like a tranqui

THC 28%

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⚔️ Warrior Queen Sativa

Boudica

Named after the OG anti-Roman influencer, Boudica is Eskobar

THC 18%

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🚀 Pure Sativa Soup

Bouillon Haze

Imagine your grandma's chicken broth went to Burning Man and

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Boulder Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and decided your bedtime n

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Boulder Queen

Meet Boulder Queen, the strain that turns you into a motivat

THC 20-25%

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🔵 Hybrid

Bouncing Betty

Bouncing Betty is the strain equivalent of a caffeinated koa

THC 18%

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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock Kush

Boundary Cone Kush

Boundary Cone Kush is the craft-market loner that skipped th

THC 20-23%

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🔫 Indica-Dominant Bounty

Bounty Hunter

Greenpoint Seeds' Bounty Hunter is the cannabis equivalent o

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Bounty Hunter Blues

This intergalactic fugitive of a strain will track down your

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Bounty Killer

Bounty Killer is what happens when Irie Genetics asks, "What

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Jar

Bourbon Cookies

Imagine if Kentucky bourbon and Toll House cookies had a bab

THC 22%

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🥃 Balanced Hybrid

Bourbon Sauce

Meet Bourbon Sauce, the strain that gets you toasted in more

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica

Bowser's Breath

Named after the King Koopa himself, Bowser's Breath is the i

THC 26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Bowza By Letas Grow Wny

Bowza is Let’s Grow WNY’s three-year, 30-phenotype science f

THC 18%

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🔥 Sativa Dominant

Box Of Remedies

Box Of Remedies sounds like something your hippie aunt keeps

THC 18-24%

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🍷 Couch-Locked Cabernet

Boxed Wine CBD

The strain that lets you sip Cabernet without the hangover o

THC 5%

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⚫ Indica

Boy Scout Cookies

This Russian-bred indica is what happens when the Girl Scout

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Boyscout Cookies

Imagine Thin Mints and actual scouts had a lovechild who imm

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Berry Bomb

Boysenberry

Boysenberry is the strain for anyone who ever thought, “I wi

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Boysenberry Truffle

Imagine Willy Wonka hotboxed a tire fire and decided to bott

THC 28%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Even Hybrid

Bozack

Bozack is the strain that couldn't pick a lane—50/50 indica-

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Cold War Edition)

BR1947

A strain so secret its parents won't even cop to it. BR1947

THC 18%

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🔮 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Brad Lee OG

Brad Lee OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket m

THC 18-26%

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💣 Balanced Hybrid

Bradford Bomb

Bradford Bomb is what happens when Blazed Genetics asks, "Wh

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Comedian

Brain Banger

Brain Banger is the indica that gives you a two-stage high:

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Brain Berry Honey

Imagine your neurons throwing a wine-and-cheese party while

THC 18-22%