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⚪ Chrome-Dipped Candy Hybrid

Candy Chrome

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a Tesla—Candy Chrome is the 2

THC 25%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Sugar Bomb

Candy Chrome by Tiger Trees

Candy Chrome is the strain equivalent of eating an entire pi

THC 20-24%

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🍭 Hybrid That Tastes Like Childhood Rebellion

Candy Cigz

Candy Cigz is what happens when a gas-station candy aisle an

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Candy Cookies

Candy Cookies is what happens when a sugar-cookie phenotype

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Candy Cream

Candy Cream is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into the i

THC 18%

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🍭 Autoflowering Dessert Hybrid

Candy Cream Auto

Imagine if a Cinnabon got impatient and flowered itself in 8

THC 18-22%

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🍭 Couch-Lock Champion

Candy Creamy

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a strain that tast

THC 25-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Candy Crepe

Imagine inhaling a French pastry shop while also getting bod

THC 19-21%

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🍬 Hybrid Royalty

Candy Crown

This strain is what happens when Willy Wonka gets a grow lic

THC 23-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Candy Crusher Ozone

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred weed instead of ch

THC 20-21%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Candy Cubed by Royal Jellies

Candy Cubed is what happens when a breeder decides to weapon

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Candy Cupz

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and said, "Let’s make it s

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Candy Dawg

Candy Dawg is what happens when Willy Wonka drops out of can

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Candy Dawg Autoflower

SeedStockers’ Candy Dawg Autoflower is the cannabis equivale

THC 18%

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🔮 Indica (With Identity Issues)

Candy Diesel

Imagine Willy Wonka huffing diesel behind the chocolate fact

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Candy Dog

Meet Candy Dog—the strain that sounds like a rejected Skittl

THC 22%

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🍩 Balanced Hybrid

Candy Donut

Candy Donut is the strain that proves you can, in fact, smok

THC 25%

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🔮 Pastry-Powered Indica

Candy Donuts

Imagine your favorite donut shop got blackout drunk, married

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Sweet Tooth

Candy Drop

Imagine Willy Wonka’s edible factory had a blackout baby wit

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (53% Indica / 47% Sativa)

Candy Factory by Hillbilly Sunshine

Imagine smoking a Pixy Stick that went to therapy and learne

THC 18-22%

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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Candy Flight by Prima

Imagine Willy Wonka got his pilot’s license and hotboxed the

THC 18-20%

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⚡ Straight Sativa

Candy Flip

Candy Flip is the strain that convinced your dentist to take

THC 18%

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🍬 Daytime Dessert Hybrid

Candy Float

Candy Float is what happens when Willy Wonka gets a cultivat

THC 20-27%

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🔴 Sugar-Coma Indica

Candy Float Weed

Imagine smoking a root-beer float that punches you in the lu

THC 20-28%

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🍭 Danish Auto-Cotton-Candy Hybrid

Candy Floss

Copenhagen Seed Company basically weaponized carnival food.

THC 15-25%

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🎪 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Candy Floss

Candy Floss is what happens when a cotton candy machine and

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (80% Indica, 20% Sativa)

Candy Floss by Brain Freeze Seeds

Brain Freeze Seeds basically bottled county-fair nostalgia a

THC 18%

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🔮 Pure-Bred Couch Magnet

Candy Fruit

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a strain after a three-day sugar be

THC 20%

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🍭 Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Candy Fruit Auto

Imagine Willy Wonka got into cannabis breeding and had a fli

THC 18-24%

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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Candy Fumez

Candy Fumez is what happens when Zkittlez and Sherbanger 22

THC 18%

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🔮 Boutique Indica

Candy Fumez

Candy Fumez is what happens when a bag of Zkittlez gets rear

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica (That Won’t Chain You to the Couch)

Candy Fumez

Candy Fumez is the strain equivalent of eating a bag of Skit

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Candy Fumez Doja

Imagine your childhood candy stash got hijacked by a fuel ta

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Candy Fumez F2

Bloom Seed Co’s Candy Fumez F2 is the strain equivalent of e

THC 25%

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🍭🌊 Dessert-Tsunami Hybrid

Candy Fumez x Zsunami

Imagine dumping a bag of Skittles into a gelato machine, the

THC 20-28%

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🍭🦨 Hybrid Roulette

Candy Funk

Candy Funk is the strain equivalent of a mystery-flavor Airh

THC 10-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Candy Games #25

Happy Valley Genetics basically dipped a classic sativa in F

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Candy Games #25

Imagine if a gas station dessert case got cross-bred with a

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Candy Games 38

Candy Games 38 is what happens when a candy store and a disp

THC 20%

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🍭🔥 Hybrid

Candy Gas

Candy Gas is what happens when Willy Wonka and Mad Max colla

THC 30%

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🍬⛽ Hybrid Hype-Train

Candy Gas

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran a Shell station and the Oompa Loo

THC 20%

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🍭 Indica with a sweet tooth

Candy Gelato

Imagine Gelato went on a sugar bender and woke up wearing a

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Sativa Sweetheart

Candy Girl

Candy Girl is the strain that convinced your dentist to star

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Chillaxed Hybrid

Candy Girl CBD

Nativ Canna basically Frankensteined a gummy bear with a yog

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Straight-Up Sativa

Candy Glue

Lineage Genetics basically took your childhood sugar high an

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Candy Glue

Candy Glue is what happens when Gorilla Glue #4 gets drunk o

THC 23-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candyland

Candy Hash

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and cross-bred a sugar plum

THC 18%

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🍭 Sativa-Dominant

Candy Haze

Candy Haze is the ADHD cousin of the Haze family—sweet enoug

THC 15-25%