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🔥 Mild-Boy Hybrid

Campfire

Campfire is the strain equivalent of glamping—promises wilde

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Marshmallow

Campfire Candy

Campfire Candy is what happens when a Colorado breeder asks,

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Can I Mix Weeds

Meet the strain that sounds like a Reddit post at 2 a.m. "Ca

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Can't Quit U F3

Ambrosia’s clingiest creation yet: a 50/50 hybrid that smell

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Can't Quit U!

This 18% THC hybrid from Alamo Seed Company is the cannabis

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Can9ne

Can9ne is the strain equivalent of that friend who can deadl

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Plot-Twist Indica (they really named it Mostly Sativa)

Canada Mostly Sativa

Meet the strain that failed geography: Canada “Mostly Sativa

THC 20%
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🍁 Ultra-Lite Auto-Flower

Canada Ruderalis

Meet the strain that flowers faster than a Canadian apologiz

THC 8-12%
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⚡ 95% Sativa Power Move

Canada Sativa by Originals

Meet the strain that apologizes for nothing and finishes you

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Canadian

Meet Canadian—the strain that says 'sorry' after every toke.

THC 18%
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🔵 CBD-Dominant Chill Pill

Canadian Classic CBD

The strain for people who want to say “sorry” to their anxie

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Canadian Elmerz

Meet Canadian Elmerz, the strain that sounds like your uncle

THC 20%
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🟣 Full-Blooded Couch Magnet

Canadian Kush

Meet Canadian Kush, the strain that says 'sorry' right befor

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Canadian Kush 2.0

Meet the strain that’s basically maple syrup in nug form—swe

THC 20%
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🍁 True North Sativa

Canadian Sour

Meet Canadian Sour—the strain that makes you apologize to yo

THC 18-25%
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🇨🇦 Sativa With Apologies

Canadian Widow

Meet the strain that politely apologizes before it melts you

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Auto

Canadian Widow Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a polite Canadian who’s also secr

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Indica

Canal St Runtz

The lovechild of Zkittlez, Gelato, and a bodega that sells b

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Couture Indica

Canal Street Runtz

If a Times Square Elmo sold you weed, this would be it—flash

THC 22-28%
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🟣 NYC Knockout Indica

Canal Street Runtz

The strain that made Canal Street smell less like hot pretze

THC 22%
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🟣 Fast-Forward Indica

Canaloupe Kush Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Canaloup

THC 16%
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🍊 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Canarian Clementine

This 95% sativa monster is what happens when Spanish breeder

THC 22-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Canary

Canary Diamonds

This sparkly little narcotic nugget is what happens when bre

THC 23-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Canasta

Canasta is ThugPug's attempt at making a strain that won't e

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Cancer Killer OG

Named by someone who definitely failed biology class, Cancer

THC 15-25%
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🟪 Lab-Grade Hybrid

Cancers Nightmare

At 30-40% THC, Cancers Nightmare isn't just fighting cancer—

THC 30-40%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cancers Nightmare

The strain name that launched a thousand Reddit arguments. A

THC 10-12%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Candelion

Candelion is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and

THC 18-22%
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🍭 50/50 Hybrid

Candi

Imagine Willy Wonka got a horticulture PhD and spent half a

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Candi Chrome

Imagine if a sugar-dusted linebacker tackled you into your c

THC 22%
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🟣 Full-Gas Indica

Candi Gas

Candi Gas is what happens when a sugar-addicted pastry chef

THC 16-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Candi Paint

Candi Paint is Lit Farms’ attempt to turn your childhood sug

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Candida

Meet Candida, the strain that sounds like a yeast infection

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Grease-Wrapped Couch Lock

Candied Bacon

Meet Candied Bacon, the strain that turns your lungs into a

THC 20-30%
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🍭 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Candied Blueberries

Imagine if Blueberry had a sugar daddy and a candy addiction

THC 15-20%
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🍬 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Candied Cherries

Imagine your childhood fruit snacks grew up, hit the gym, an

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Candied Crepes

Imagine getting drop-kicked by a French pastry chef while yo

THC 30-40%
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🧄 Sativa-leaning Sweet & Savory

Candied Garlic

Imagine someone dumped a bag of garlic knots into a cotton c

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Purp-Fueled Couch Whisperer

Candied Grape

Candied Grape is what happens when Grape Ape and a bag of Sk

THC 22%
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⚖️ 52/48 Split Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland in nug form)

Candied Grapefruit

Imagine if your grapefruit spoon could hotbox itself. This 1

THC 18%
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🍇 Low-THC Candy Hybrid

Candied Grapes

Imagine smoking a Welch’s snack pack that got left in a hot

THC 5%
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🍋 Hybrid Dessert

Candied Lemon

Candied Lemon is what happens when your childhood lemonade s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couchlock Candy

Candied Lemons

Imagine if Lemonheads and Good & Plenty got drunk, hooked up

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Indica

Candied Lemons

Imagine someone soaked a lemonhead in OG kush resin, then ro

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Citrus-Candy Hybrid

Candied Limes

Imagine a lime-green nug wearing a powdered-sugar fur coat a

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Candied Pie

Terra Firma Exclusives basically took a fruit pie, infused i

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Thanksgiving Dinner in Disguise)

Candied Tater

Candied Tater is what happens when a pastry chef and a basem

THC 15-25%
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🍯 Sativa Energy Stick

Candied Taters

Imagine Jack Herer crashed into a county-fair kettle-corn st

THC 18-24%

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