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Strain Reviews

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

California Kush

Meet California Kush, the strain that makes you cancel plans

THC 25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Coma Inducer

California Kush by Anesia Seeds

Meet the strain that single-handedly killed evening plans si

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

California Kush Fast

California Kush Fast is the cannabis equivalent of a microwa

THC 19%

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🌞 Full-California Sativa

California Nugget

California Nugget is what happens when Dutch breeders try to

THC 18-22%

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🔋 Couch-Lock Champion

California Octane

California Octane is Humboldt Seed Company’s love letter to

THC 18-25%

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⛽ Couch-Lock OG

California Octane

Cali Octane is the strain equivalent of putting a brick on y

THC 32%

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🍊 Citrus-Forward Hybrid

California Orange

California Orange is what happens when your orange tree dayd

THC 15%

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🍊 Citrus-Powered Hybrid

California Orange

Meet California Orange, the strain that smells like a Tropic

THC 15%

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🍊 Citrus-Forward Hybrid

California Orange

Imagine someone squeezed a bag of oranges into your bong and

THC 15-20%

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🍊 65/35 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

California Orange

Imagine smoking a creamsicle that minored in psychology—this

THC 15%

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🍊 Classic Hybrid

California Orange

Imagine your grandma’s orange marmalade got freaky with a 90

THC 15-20%

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🍊 65/35 Indica-Leaner with Sativa Side-Eye

California Orange Bud

Imagine if SunnyD and a yoga retreat had a love child that's

THC 22%

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🍊 65% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

California Orange Bud

Meet the strain that smells like someone juiced a thousand o

THC 18%

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🟣 Pure Indica

California Orange Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar went on vacation to Orang

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Sativa

California Purple Haze

SnowHigh Seeds’ purple love-child delivers a 1970s flashback

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Purple Couch Candy

California Raisins

Imagine a raisin that dropped out of the Sun-Maid academy, g

THC 18-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Grape

California Raisins

Imagine your grandma’s fruitcake got a DUI and now calls its

THC 20-30%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue Deluxe)

California Raisins 4

Meet California Raisins 4—the indica that tastes like Sun-Ma

THC 20%

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🍇 Indica-Dominant Candy Nap

California Raisins X Runtz

Imagine someone melted Welch's fruit snacks into gelato, the

THC 22-28%

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🍣 Couch-Lock California Roll

California Roll

Lit Farms’ California Roll is the indica equivalent of eatin

THC 21%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

California Runtz

California Runtz is what happens when a candy store and a ca

THC 18%

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🌅 Pure Santa Cruz Sativa

California Sativa by Unknown or Legendary

A ’60s love child that refuses to chill, California Sativa i

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

California Skunk

California Skunk is the strain that says "I’m from Cali, bro

THC 22%

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❄️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

California Snow

California Snow is the strain equivalent of a Coachella infl

THC 19-21%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

California Sour

Meet California Sour, the strain that somehow convinced your

THC 18%

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🔋 Sativa

California Sour Diesel

Meet California Sour Diesel, Humboldt Seed Co's love letter

THC 18%

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🟢 Hybrid That Forgot It's From Amsterdam

California Special by KC Brains Holland

Imagine if Amsterdam got jealous of California's weed fame a

THC 18-22%

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🔵 CBD-Forward Indica

California Special CBD

California’s apology letter to everyone who ever greened out

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hemp

California Sunrise Hemp CBD

Meet the strain that gets you compliant, not compliant. Cali

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Pure Indica

California Wildfire

California Wildfire is the strain that turns your living roo

THC 20%

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🔴 Classic Cali Couch-Lock

Californian

Meet Californian—the strain so old-school it probably has a

THC 20%

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⚡ West-Coast Chem Hybrid

Californian Cannon

Imagine your favorite OG Kush took a shot of high-octane jet

THC 18-22%

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🔶 Couch-Locking Indica

Californian Gold

Paradise Seeds bottled 1990s Cali nostalgia and sold it back

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Californian Hashplant

Bred by the weed world's witness protection program (Unknown

THC 22%

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🍊 Retro Citrus Hybrid

Californian Orange

This blast-from-the-past hybrid is basically the cannabis eq

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Retro Indica

Californian Orange

Behold, the time-traveling nug that parties like it's 1979.

THC 20%

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🍊 Citrus-Powered Hybrid

Californian Orange

Imagine if Sunny D got a medical card and a gym membership—t

THC 25%

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🍊 Vintage Hybrid

Californian Orange

The strain that taught your parents what "dank" meant before

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Legacy Indica That Thinks It's Sativa

Californian Orange Bud

Picture a disco-era orange grove doing the hustle with your

THC 18%

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🍊 Retro Citrus Hybrid

Californian Orange Bud

The weed equivalent of finding a vinyl record in your dad’s

THC 15%

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🍊 50/50 Hybrid (Citrus Time Machine)

Californian Orange Bud

Imagine if a 1970s surf van hot-boxed itself and then transf

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Californian Skunk Haze

Imagine if your gym socks got a liberal arts degree and deci

THC 17%

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❄️ Hybrid Auto

Californian Snow

The Fast Buds crew basically shoved a sativa, an indica, and

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Californian Sunrise

Alpha Genetics' love letter to anyone who wants sunrise vibe

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Straight Indica

CaliFunk

Meet CaliFunk—TH Seeds' answer to "I want to feel like a wei

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Caliguavotti

Meet Caliguavotti: the strain that makes you feel like your

THC 20%

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🌅 Pure Sativa

Calina Negra

Calina Negra is White Buffalo Seed Collective's attempt at t

THC 18%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Inclusive Hybrid

Calipso by Automaris

Meet Calipso—the strain that’s basically the Swiss Army knif

THC 18%