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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cali Jack

Cali Jack is what happens when Jack Herer gets a chill pill

THC 24%

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🌅 Balanced Hybrid

Cali Kush Haze

Imagine if a San Diego surfer and a Silicon Valley coder had

THC 18-25%

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💜 Sativa

Cali Lavender

Meet Cali Lavender, Love Genetics' floral fever dream—a sati

THC 18-26%

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🍋 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cali Lemon Dream

Basically Blue Dream’s artsy cousin who moved to LA and won’

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid (but your couch didn't get the memo)

Cali Lightning

Cali Lightning is what happens when California decides elect

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Sativa

Cali Lime

Meet Cali Lime, the strain that convinced an entire generati

THC 18-26%

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☀️ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Cali Love by Exclusive Seeds

Cali Love is the strain equivalent of a convertible Mustang

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy Cane

Cali Mints

Imagine brushing your teeth with THC toothpaste, then immedi

THC 18%

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🌞 Pure Sativa

Cali Miss

Meet Cali Miss, the Canadian sativa that politely screams 'G

THC 18%

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⚡ OG Sativa Queen

Cali Mist

Cali Mist is the cannabis equivalent of a triple-shot espres

THC 17-23%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Cali Nights

Cali Nights is the strain equivalent of canceling plans and

THC 28-30%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant

Cali Octane

Cali Octane is the lovechild of a gas-guzzling OG and a dess

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cali Orange Bud

Imagine if SunnyD got possessed by a demon and decided to Ne

THC 18%

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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Cali Orange S1

Cali Orange S1 is CSI Humboldt's attempt to resurrect the di

THC 18%

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🔵 Counterfeit Roulette Indica

Cali Plug Carts Slushie

The Slushie cart promises nostalgic gas-station vibes and a

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa

Cali Quake

Cali Quake is what happens when a sativa gets a Silicon Vall

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Cali Raisins

Cali Raisins is the strain that convinced LA stoners dried f

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Cali Soca

Cali Soca is what happens when breeders decide "mild" is a d

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa

Cali Sour D

Cali Sour D is what happens when Sour Diesel goes to Venice

THC 18%

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🌅 Couch-Locked Cali Sunset

Cali Sunset

Cali Sunset is the strain your influencer cousin won’t shut

THC 15-25%

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🌅 Hybrid That Smells Like Your Ex’s Perfume

Cali Sunset Rose

Imagine Sunset Sherbet got drunk at a botanical garden and m

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commando

Cali Warrior

Cali Warrior is Da Bean Co's attempt at weaponized relaxatio

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cali Wildberry

Imagine if Capri-Sun and OG Kush had a lovechild that went t

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cali Zmoothie

Imagine if your overpriced California smoothie got you baked

THC 18%

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🍊 50/50 Hybrid Throwback

Cali-O (Cali Orange Skunk)

Picture 1970s California sunshine, but someone let a skunk s

THC 16-18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica, 45% Sativa)

Calicarpa Kush

Calicarpa Kush is Dirt Farmer Genetics' attempt at making th

THC 20%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

Calico Queen

Meet Calico Queen—the strain that'll turn you from stressed-

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

California Black Roze

Dying Breed Seeds basically distilled 'Netflix and melt' int

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It’s on Vacation)

California Breezy

Imagine Sour Diesel and Gelato had a baby, raised it on oat-

THC 30%

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🟣 OG Couch-Lock Kush

California by Offensive Selections

Meet the strain that asked "What if OG Kush did yoga and sta

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cannon

California Cannon

Greenpoint Seeds basically weaponized relaxation—this indica

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

California Chrome

California Chrome is Twenty 20 Genetics’ answer to the quest

THC 25%

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🍊 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

California Citrus

Imagine if your morning orange juice got a promotion and sta

THC 18-28%

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🍪 Hybrid That Thinks It's Dessert

California Cookies by Roots 64 Gardens

Imagine Girl Scout cookies got a tech job in Silicon Valley,

THC 21-27%

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🌴 90% Indica Dominant Hybrid

California Dream

Imagine if a yoga instructor and a couch had a baby—Californ

THC 18%

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☀️ Pure West-Coast Sativa

California Dreamn

Imagine Blue Dream did a juice-cleanse in Malibu and came ba

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Crasher Indica

California Dreams

California Dreams is Sterquiliniis Seed Supply’s love letter

THC 20%+

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

California Hash Plant

Meet the strain that turns your to-do list into a not-gonna-

THC 15-25%

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☀️ Pure Sativa

California Haze

California Haze is what happens when Flash Seeds decides you

THC 15-20%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

California Haze

Think espresso had a one-night stand with a lemon grove and

THC 15-20%

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☀️ Pure Sativa Sunshine

California Haze

Imagine smoking a mimosa at 9 AM on a Malibu beach while you

THC 15-20%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

California Haze

California Haze is what happens when Bay Area breeders in th

THC 15-20%

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🍯 Hybrid

California Honey

California Honey is basically what happens when a pastry che

THC 28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

California Indica

Meet the strain that turns extroverts into houseplants. Cali

THC 25%

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🔮 Old-School Indica

California Indica

Capricorn Seed Company's California Indica is basically a ti

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Classic

California Indica

Sensi Seeds basically weaponized the phrase "Netflix and mel

THC 18%

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🟣 Award-Winning Couch Glue

California Karma

SoCal Seed Collective’s latest trophy magnet, bred to make y

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

California Kush

Meet California Kush—the strain that turns “Netflix and chil

THC 18%