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🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Cake Mix

Cake Mix is what happens when two Cake legends have a baby a

THC 25%
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🎂 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Cake N Bake

Imagine if Betty Crocker and Snoop Dogg had a baby, and that

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cake

Cake N Chem

Greenpoint Seeds baked up Cake N Chem, a mutant indica that

THC 18%
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⚗️ Hybrid

Cake N Chem

Cake N Chem is what happens when a wedding cake crashes into

THC 19-26%
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🍰 Auto-Flowering Hybrid Trifecta

Cake Placid

If a slice of birthday cake and a yoga retreat had a baby wh

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Cake Pop

Imagine if Betty Crocker got baked and made a strain—Cake Po

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Cake Pop

Cake Pop is what happens when weed breeders binge The Great

THC 25%
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🍰 Indica-Dominant Dessert Dominatrix

Cake Pops

Cake Pops is what happens when a wedding cake gets drunk on

THC 30%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Cake Pops Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave mug cake—fast, sweet,

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica

Cake Popz By Evermore Genetics

Cake Popz is what happens when Willy Wonka discovers indica.

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Cake Stomper

Cake Stomper is the strain equivalent of eating birthday cak

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Cake Walk

Cake Walk is what happens when weed breeders discover Instag

THC 20%
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🍰 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Cake)

Caked Up

Imagine diving head-first into a birthday cake that’s been f

THC 20-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Caked Up Cherries

Imagine if a Hostess cherry pie had a baby with a Christmas

THC 20-25%
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🍒 Indica Dessert Disaster

Caked Up Cherries

Imagine a cherry Pop-Tart collided with a frosted birthday c

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cakehoe

Cakehoe is what happens when a wedding cake gets drunk on OG

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (Barely)

Cakes And Pies

Imagine a strain that smells like a bakery but hits like a p

THC 5%
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🎂 Indica

Cakes And Roses

Imagine Wedding Cake and a rosé had a one-night stand and le

THC 30%
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🍰 Couch-Lock Cake Batter

Cakes N Cream

Cakes N Cream is the strain equivalent of eating an entire b

THC 20-28%
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🍰 Couch-Lock Cake

Cakes N Cream

Imagine diving face-first into a birthday cake, then waking

THC 20-28%
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🎂 Dessert-Engineered Hybrid

Cakez

Cakez is the strain that answers the question “What if a wed

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Heavy Couch Magnet

Cakez By Terp Hogz

Cakez is the strain that convinced your sweet tooth and your

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-balanced Hybrid

Cal Train Wreck

Meet Cal Train Wreck—the only train that arrives on time and

THC 18-24%
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🤠 Hybrid with Attitude

Calamity Jane

Named after the whiskey-swigging, sharp-shooting legend who

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Calder City Kush

Meet the strain that peaked in 2012 and still swears it’s re

THC 15%
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🌊 West Coast Hybrid

Cali Bay Dream

Cali Bay Dream is what happens when Blue Dream goes to thera

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Boutique Berry Nap

Cali Berry

Cali Berry is the cannabis equivalent of a Napa Valley wine

THC 19-26%
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🔵 Indica Dessert

Cali Blaze Blue Muffin

Imagine smoking a blueberry muffin that just got back from C

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cali Bubba by Envy Genetics

Imagine if a California surfer and a Bubba Kush couch had a

THC 18-24%
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🍭 Indica

Cali Candy

Cali Candy is the strain that convinced your dentist to take

THC 28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Cali Cherry Pie

BSB Genetics took cherry pie, dipped it in resin, and turned

THC 20%
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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Cali Cookies by BSB Genetics

Imagine if a Girl Scout Thin Mint got possessed by a Califor

THC 20-25%
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🔶 Hybrid

Cali Cookies by Sincerely Cali

Imagine if a Girl Scout sold you Thin Mints that also made y

THC 18%
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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Cali Cookies by Teonana

Imagine if your favorite cookie jar did a semester abroad in

THC 18-23%
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🔶 Designer Hybrid

Cali Couture

The strain that makes you feel like you’re smoking in a West

THC 20%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica Drama Queen

Cali Couture

Cali Couture is the strain that shows up overdressed to ever

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Cali Crasher

Doctor's Choice brewed this California-born rocket fuel for

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. 'California's Chill Pill')

Cali Cream

Cali Cream is the cannabis equivalent of a Golden State suns

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Cali Sativa

Cali Deli

Cali Deli is Hypno Seeds' attempt to bottle California sunsh

THC 18%
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🔵 Chill-Ass Medical Indica

Cali Doctor CBD 1:1 Auto

Meet the strain that treats your anxiety without turning you

THC 6-10%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cali Dragon F2

Ethos Genetics took classic West Coast indica, hit copy-past

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Cali Dream

Cali Dream is what happens when Silicon Valley engineers dec

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (That Won’t Trap You on the Sofa)

Cali Dream

Cali Dream is the strain that shows up to the party in flip-

THC 20%
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🔫 100% Certified OG Indica

Cali Gangsta Kush

This ain't your cousin's backyard boof—Cali Gangsta Kush is

THC 18%
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⛽ Couch-Locking Indica

Cali Gas OG

This 35% THC diesel demon is what happens when OG Kush gets

THC 35%
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🍧 Autoflowering Hybrid

Cali Gelato Auto

Cali Gelato Auto is what happens when breeders decide your a

THC 20-25%
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🍇 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Cali Grapes

Imagine grape soda poured over a memory-foam mattress—then y

THC 20%
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🟢 Industrial-Grade Snooze Button

Cali Hemp (AC/DC x European Landrace Hemp)

Imagine if AC/DC took a gap year in Europe, got really into

THC 14-20%

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