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🟢 Sativa That Hates Sleep

C99 X SSGH

Meet C99 X SSGH: the strain that makes your inner monologue

THC 20%
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🌞 Classic Sativa Slap

C99 X SSSC Skunk 1

Imagine if a pineapple and a skunk had a baby, then that bab

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

C99 X TGA Vortex

Meet the strain that took 30 breeding cycles to perfect, bec

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Cab Driver

Think of every late-night cab ride where you just wanted the

THC 18%
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⚡ Mint-Cookie Missile

Cab Junky

Cab Junky is what happens when Alien Cookies and Kush Mints

THC 30%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Cab's Here by Let's Grow WNY

Cab's Here is the strain equivalent of a polite Canadian—bal

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cabana

Cabana is the strain that asks "Why go outside when the couc

THC 18%
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🥬🍷 50/50 Hybrid

Cabbage Wine

Meet Cabbage Wine: the strain that answers the question "wha

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Cabeca De Preto

Cabeca De Preto translates to "Black Head," which is either

THC 18%
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🍷 Balanced Hybrid

Cabernet

Cabernet is what happens when bougie wine moms discover weed

THC 18-22%
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🍷 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Cabernet Cookies

Cabernet Cookies is what happens when a wine snob and a cook

THC 15-25%
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🍷 Couch-Locked Cabernet

Cabernet Sauvignon

Black Tuna's Cabernet Sauvignon is the only bottle of wine t

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Cabin Fever by Cult Six16

Cabin Fever is the strain equivalent of canceling plans, wra

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Locomotive

Caboose

Meet Caboose, the strain that treats your spine like a hammo

THC 15%
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🚂 Pure Indica

Caboose

Caboose is the strain that shows up at 9 PM like a freight t

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cacao

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory if he pivoted to weed instead

THC 18-23%
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🍫 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Cacao Kush

Imagine hot cocoa and a weighted blanket had a baby that lea

THC 18%
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⚡ 80% Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cachalote

Meet Cachalote—the strain that sounds like a Spanish whale b

THC 18%
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🌵 Pure Indica

Cactido

Cactido is the strain that proves you can take the cactus ou

THC 21%
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🌵 Desert-Born Sativa

Cactus

This 18% THC sativa is basically what happens when Afghani a

THC 18%
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🌵 50/50 Hybrid

Cactus Breath

Cactus Breath sounds like your mouth after a Phish concert,

THC 18-24%
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🌵 Couch-Lock Cactus

Cactus Breath

Meet Cactus Breath, the boutique indica that tastes like som

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cactus Breath S1

This balanced 50/50 hybrid from El Pampa is basically a yoga

THC 18%
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🌵 Desert-Grade Indica

Cactus by Jordan of the Islands

Think of Cactus as the cannabis equivalent of a camel—built

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Desert Couch-Lock

Cactus Chiller

Imagine getting bear-hugged by a snowman wearing cowboy boot

THC 15-25%
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🌵 Sativa

Cactus Cooler

Meet Cactus Cooler—the strain that sounds like a gas-station

THC 18-24%
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🌵 Sativa

Cactus Cooler

Imagine cracking open a cold Cactus Cooler soda, but instead

THC 26%
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🌵 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cactus Fruit

Cactus Fruit is what happens when Skunk House Genetics asks,

THC 20%
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🌵 Godzilla-Level Indica

Cactus Kaiju

Think Godzilla took a spa day in Joshua Tree and left you hi

THC 18-28%
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🌵 Couch-Lock Cactus

Cactus Kush

Cactus Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a tumbleweed that

THC 18-26%
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🌵 Couch-Lock Cactus

Cactus OG

Cactus OG is what happens when a cactus gets thirsty and dri

THC 22%
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🍫 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Cadbury OG

Imagine OG Kush got drunk at a Christmas party and made out

THC 18-26%
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🏌️‍♂️ Indica (But Really a Chill Hybrid)

Caddy Shack

The strain that smells like you just mowed the 18th green wh

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Luxury

Cadillac Cookies

Cadillac Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating an entir

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-Money Indica

Cadillac Purple

The bougie couch-locker that still dresses better than you.

THC 10-20%
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🟣 Indica

Cadillac Rainbow

Meet Cadillac Rainbow—the luxury sedan of weed that still so

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cadillac Rainbow

Imagine a Cadillac made of candy and then parked on your che

THC 18%
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🌈 Designer Hybrid

Cadillac Rainbow

Imagine if a leather recliner and a bag of Skittles had a ba

THC 18-22%
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🍭 Luxury Hybrid

Cadillac Runtz

Cadillac Runtz is what happens when your dealer gets a marke

THC 20-21%
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🔮 Regal Couch-Lock OG

Caesar

Named after the guy who literally invented the salad, Caesar

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Gas-Forward Hybrid

Caesar

Caesar is the strain that conquered your local dispensary by

THC 18-28%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Caeser

Caeser marches into your stash jar like a tiny green legionn

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland in nug form)

Caesus

Meet Caesus—the strain that spent three years in R&D so you

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Caetano Velozo

Imagine drinking three espressos while someone plays a berim

THC 18%
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🤎 Balanced Hybrid

Cafe Girl

Cafe Girl is the strain for people who want their weed to sm

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Sativa

Cafe Racer

Meet Cafe Racer—the strain that turns your brain into a vint

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cafe Racer

Cafe Racer is what happens when Granddaddy Purple and Girl S

THC 29-31%
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🚀 Turbo Sativa

Cafe Roze by Primordial Beanz

Imagine your barista slipped a shot of liquid motivation int

THC 20-25%

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