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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

C Fourty

C Fourty is what happens when breeders stop naming weed afte

THC 18-26%
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🍈 Tropical Hybrid

C Guava

C Guava is Crockett Family Farms' way of saying "we turned a

THC 20%
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🍦 Mystery Dessert Hybrid

C Milkshake

Imagine a milkshake so mysterious even its parents won't cla

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

C Vibez

C Vibez is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 20%
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🔵 Pure Indica

C+

C+ is what happens when breeders decide the alphabet ends at

THC 20%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Gluer

C+ Auto

Meet C+ Auto, the strain that flowers quicker than you can s

THC 16%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

C-4

C-4 is the strain that walks into the party with candy perfu

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Sativa-Dominant Indica (Don't Ask, We Didn't Name It)

C-99 IBL

Meet the strain that flunked biology class: an "indica" that

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

C-Plus

C-Plus is Chimera Seeds' love letter to people who think 'pr

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

C. Banana S1

Meet the Rolls-Royce of banana weed—smells like banana puddi

THC 5%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

C.B.D. by Boneyard Seeds Norcal

Meet the strain that proves you can have your cake and not e

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Diesel

C.B.Diesel

Meet C.B.Diesel, the strain that took "wake and bake" litera

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

C.C.'s Afghani Hashplant

This is basically a time machine to 1970s Kandahar—except th

THC 22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Blueberry

C.C.'s Blueberry Hashplant

Imagine if a blueberry muffin OD'd on tranquilizers and deci

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Archaeology

C.Chinensis

C.Chinensis is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who cl

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

C.H.U.D.

Named after mutant sewer dwellers, C.H.U.D. hits like a manh

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

C.R.E.A.M. x Lem OG

Meet the strain that sounds like a Wu-Tang financial seminar

THC 20%
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⚡ Chem-Family Hybrid

C3

C3 is the forgotten middle child of the Chemdog dynasty: lou

THC 26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

C4

C4 by Bask Triangle Farms is basically a CBD-heavy indica th

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

C4

C4 is the strain you give your friend who still thinks 15% T

THC 15%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

C4

C4 sounds like it should explode your brain, but this Shishk

THC 16-22%
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🔶 Sativa-Dominant Party Fuel

C4 by YAK

Meet C4 by YAK—the strain that turns your lazy Tuesday into

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Pure Indica Nap-Time Nuke

C4 IBL

C4 IBL is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket laced

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Autoflowering Couch Magnet

C4 Matic

Fast Buds' C4 Matic is what happens when breeders play 'gene

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

C4-D

C4-D is essentially coffee that got a PhD in chaos. One puff

THC 20%
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🟢 Straight Sativa Energy Drink

C5 34 Haze

Meet C5 34 Haze—the strain that convinced White Buffalo Seed

THC 18%
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🔥 Sativa Straight-Up

C5 Haze

Meet C5 Haze, the sativa that puts the "high" in "high-funct

THC 22%
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⚡ 70% Sativa Rocket Fuel

C5 Haze X Kali China

ACE Seeds basically took a classic Haze, sent it on a gap ye

THC 22%
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🔵 Mostly Sativa Hybrid

C5 Haze x Panama

If a Dutch coffee shop and a Panamanian fruit stand had a ba

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Tropical Rocket Fuel Sativa

C5 Haze x Papua New Guinea

Imagine if a Dutch cathedral incense burner and a Pacific is

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa Monster

C5 Haze x Zamaldelica

If espresso and a Caribbean vacation had a baby that grew up

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

C99

Meet Cinderella 99, the strain that’ll have you cleaning you

THC 18%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

C99

Cinderella 99 is the strain that turns pumpkins into product

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

C99

Meet Cinderella 99, the strain that turns you into a Disney

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

C99 by ApeOrigin

Cinderella 99 is the pumpkin-spice latte of weed: basic on p

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Speed Demon

C99 by Fatbush Seeds

Cinderella 99 is the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull in a

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

C99 by Lineage Genetics

Cinderella 99 is the botanical version of a Disney princess

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Princess

C99 by Nectar Seeds

Meet C99, the strain that convinced your brain it's on a Car

THC 18%
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🔥 Sativa

C99 F2 by Originseeds

Meet the strain that convinced your couch you ghosted it. C9

THC 22%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

C99 F4

Meet the espresso shot of weed: C99 F4 hits like a triple la

THC 20-25%
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🍍 Pure Sativa

C99 F4 Pineapple Pheno

Meet the strain that convinced a bunch of lab-coat nerds to

THC 20-25%
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🚀 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

C99 Haze

Meet C99 Haze, the strain that took Cinderella's pumpkin car

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

C99 Hybrid by Female Seeds

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a triple-shot espresso weari

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

C99 NYSD x Tuna Kush

Reefermans Seeds basically Frankensteined a citrus rocket wi

THC 20%
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⚖️ Coast-to-Coast Chaos Hybrid

C99 NYSD x Tuna Kush

Imagine a pineapple got roofied at a diesel truck stop and w

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Indica-Sativa Balanced Hybrid

C99 X Biker

Meet the lovechild of Cinderella 99 and a grizzled biker gan

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Speed-Run Sativa

C99 x Blueberry Fast

The cannabis equivalent of an espresso shot mixed with blueb

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

C99 x C99 by Duke Diamonds Vault

Imagine Cinderella 99 cloned itself at a rave and both copie

THC 20-25%

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