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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cage Dancer

Meet the only dancer that charges you a cover fee of 18% THC

THC 18%
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🛸 50/50 Hybrid

Caged Alien

GanjaMed’s lab-coat lovechild promises intergalactic bliss a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Caged Gorilla

Meet Caged Gorilla—the strain that smells like a forest floo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cahaba Lilly

Jamie Cee's 'Cahaba Lilly' sounds like a debutante that took

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cahuita Kush

Meet Cahuita Kush, the strain that turns your living room in

THC 20%
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🟢 Indica

Caiman by Black Tuna

Meet Caiman—the strain that lied on its resume and said "ind

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Caipirinha

Named after Brazil's national cocktail, Caipirinha is the we

THC 18-23%
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🔥 Sativa Slapper

Cajun Mints

Meet Cajun Mints: the strain that brushes your teeth and set

THC 18-22%
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⚜️ Humidity-Proof Gulf Coast Indica

Cajun Mints

Imagine if a beignet and a snowball fought inside your head—

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock

Cajun Moon Bx

Cajun Moon Bx is the cannabis equivalent of a bayou lullaby

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cajun Quake

Cajun Quake is what happens when a craft breeder weaponizes

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Cake And Bake

Cake And Bake is what happens when a wedding cake gets drunk

THC 23%
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🎂 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Cake And Cream

Imagine if a wedding cake and a tub of ice cream had a baby

THC 20%
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🍰 Hybrid

Cake and Ice Cream

Imagine if your grandma's birthday cake got high on its own

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert Couch Glue

Cake Badder

Imagine if Betty Crocker got paranoid and bred a strain that

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (aka Couch-Lock Cake)

Cake Batter

Imagine if Betty Crocker had a secret grow op and accidental

THC 30-40%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Cake Berry

Cake Berry is the strain you smoke when you want to get bake

THC 26%
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🎂 Hybrid That Ate Your Fridge

Cake Bliss Monster

Imagine if your birthday cake got possessed by a chill demon

THC 20-24%
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🧨 THC-Hybrid Grenade

Cake Bomb

Cake Bomb is what happens when Prolific Coast Seeds decides

THC 20-30%
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🍰 Indica-Dominant Dessert Missile

Cake Bomb

Cake Bomb is the strain equivalent of eating an entire sheet

THC 24-30%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Cake Boss

Imagine Gordon Ramsay and Willy Wonka hot-boxed a grow tent—

THC 20-30%
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🟣 Dessert-Dominant Indica

Cake Boss

Cake Boss is what happens when Wedding Cake and Boss OG have

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

Cake Breaker

Cake Breaker is Light Seeker Seeds' love letter to anyone wh

THC 18%
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🔮 Classic Indica

Cake Breath

Cake Breath is the strain that proves you can have your cake

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (The Switzerland of Weed)

Cake Breath

Cake Breath is what happens when a pastry chef and a botanis

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cake Breath by Backcountry Farms

Cake Breath is what happens when a pastry chef and a botanis

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Cake Crasher

Imagine Wedding Cake got drunk on grape soda and rear-ended

THC 24%
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🔮 Dessert-Dominant Indica

Cake Crashers

Imagine if a birthday cake got into a bar fight with a grape

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Dominant Couch Magnet

Cake Crusher

Cake Crusher is what happens when the wedding cake trend fin

THC 20%
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🔮 Pure Couch Glaze

Cake Donut

Cake Donut is what happens when a Wedding Cake and a Jelly D

THC 23-25%
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🍰 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Cake Dough by Coool Beans

Imagine licking raw Funfetti batter off a spatula, then gett

THC 22-25%
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🍰 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Cake Eater

Cake Eater is what happens when a wedding cake gets drunk on

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Cake Face

Cake Face is the strain that shows up to the party wearing s

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cake

Cake Face

Named after what your face looks like after you smoke it—fla

THC 18%
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🎂 Face-Melting Hybrid

Cake Face

Cake Face is the strain that answers the age-old question: "

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cake Fight

Imagine if your birthday cake got into a UFC cage match with

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Cake Fighter

Cake Fighter is what happens when a pastry chef and a botani

THC 18%
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🍰 Hybrid (a.k.a. Dessert in Disguise)

Cake Flip

Cake Flip is the strain equivalent of showing up to a potluc

THC 15-20%
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🍰 Hybrid Dessert Bomb

Cake Fritter

Imagine someone dunked an apple fritter in wedding cake fros

THC 27-29%
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🟣 Indica

Cake Frosting

Cake Frosting is the strain for anyone who wants to get bake

THC 24%
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🎂 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Cake Frosting

Imagine eating Funfetti straight from the box while wearing

THC 21%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cake Fruit

Imagine if a wedding cake eloped to a Caribbean island and c

THC 30-40%
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🎂 Balanced Hybrid

Cake King

Cake King is what happens when breeders binge-watch baking s

THC 18%
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🍰 Hybrid

Cake Mint

Imagine dunking Thin Mints in Funfetti frosting while your b

THC 20%
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🔵 Indica

Cake Mints

Cake Mints is what happens when Wedding Cake and Kush Mints

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Cake Mintz

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a bakery had a baby that

THC 18-24%
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🎂 Hybrid with frosting

Cake Mintz

Imagine shoving an entire wedding cake into a box of Thin Mi

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Cake Mix

Imagine eating birthday cake while getting drop-kicked into

THC 25%

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