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🟣 Boutique Couch-Hug Indica

Agape

Agape is the cannabis equivalent of a handwritten love lette

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant

Agartha

Meet Agartha—Super Strains’ love letter to everyone who thin

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Agartha

Agartha is basically Adderall's chill cousin who backpacked

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Agathlan

Agathlan is the strain that answers the age-old question: "W

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Agathlan

Meet Agathlan, the strain that makes yoga instructors forget

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Mystery-Meat Hybrid

AGE99

Meet AGE99, the strain that showed up to the party without a

THC 24%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Age99

Meet Age99, the strain that convinced 2010s stoners it was r

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Sleeper

Agent

Agent is the strain equivalent of a CIA black site—once you'

THC 22%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (55/45 Split)

Agent 1101

Meet Agent 1101: the strain that goes undercover as your rel

THC 18%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Agent 18

Think of Agent 18 as the cannabis equivalent of a burner pho

THC 18-26%
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🍌 Top-Secret Hybrid

Agent Banana

The strain so undercover, even its parents are in witness pr

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Agent Banana

Agent Banana sounds like a rejected Bond villain, but this T

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Agent Cooper

Agent Cooper is the strain that shows up in a sharp suit, ha

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Agent Cooper

Agent Cooper is the strain that shows up in a suit, offers y

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Agent Frank

Agent Frank is the strain equivalent of a spy who won't tell

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Agent Frank

Agent Frank is the strain that graduated top of its class at

THC 20%
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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. Who-Knows-OG)

Agent Garlic

Agent Garlic is the strain that answers the age-old question

THC 19-26%
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⚖️ 55/45 Garlic-Infused Hybrid

Agent Garlic

Agent Garlic is the strain that made nonnas everywhere clutc

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Agent J

Agent J is the cannabis equivalent of a tuxedo-clad assassin

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Certified Couch Agent

Agent J

Meet Agent J—Bee's Selection's answer to "What if Jack Bauer

THC 24%
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🔵 Sativa (with a lavender cape)

Agent Jack Lavender

Love Genetics’ Agent Jack Lavender is the sativa that smells

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Spy

Agent Jack Lavender

Meet Agent Jack Lavender: the sativa that sneaks up on you w

THC 18%
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🍋 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Agent Lemon

Meet Agent Lemon, the strain that smells like a janitor's cl

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Sativa Spy

Agent Lemon

Agent Lemon is what happens when French breeders decide Jame

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica

Agent Mandarin Mocha

Imagine if a hipster barista and a citrus orchard had a baby

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

Agent Mandarin Mocha

This isn’t your barista’s cold brew—it’s the Amish Warrior S

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Citrus Grenade

Agent Orange

Agent Orange is what happens when Orange Velvet and Jack the

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Agent Orange

The strain that proves you CAN name weed after chemical warf

THC 16%
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🍊 Balanced Hybrid

Agent Orange

Meet Agent Orange, the strain that sounds like a war crime b

THC 15-25%
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🟣 CBD Couch Commander

Agent Orange CBD

The mellow cousin of the original Agent Orange, this CBD ver

THC 5-8%
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🟢 Sativa Spy

Agent Purple

Meet Agent Purple—the strain that shows up in a tuxedo, whis

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Purple

Agent Purple by Loyal 2 Tha Soil VA

Agent Purple is what happens when a Virginia breeder asks, "

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Agent Rose

Agent Rose is the James Bond of indicas—suave enough for day

THC 15-30%
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⚔️ Indica (With Delusions of Sativa)

Aggressor

Aggressor sounds like it’ll punch your anxiety in the face,

THC 18%
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⚔️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Aggressor

Meet Aggressor—the strain that sounds like it wants to fight

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica Time Machine

Agha Black Maruf Black Preservation

Red Scare Seed Company basically time-traveled to old-school

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Agha Black Maruf Black Preservation

The Red Scare Seed Co. created Agha Black to preserve classi

THC 18-22%
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🌀 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Agha Cream Cake

Red Scare’s Agha Cream Cake is what happens when a landrace

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Agha Cream Cake

Meet Agha Cream Cake, the strain that made Red Scare Seed Co

THC 22-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Confection

Agha Cream Cake F2

Red Scare’s Agha Cream Cake F2 is the rare indica that smell

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Classic Indica

Agha Cream Cake F2

Red Scare Seed Co. baked up this F2 Frankenstein, basically

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Indica Time-Machine

Agha Red Maruf Black Preservation

Red Scare Seed Co. basically crowd-funded a genetic museum e

THC 18-24%
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🔴 7% THC Couch-Lock Lite

Agha Red Maruf Black Preservation

At 7% THC, Agha Red is what your grandpa calls "the good old

THC 7%
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🔮 Secret-Society Indica

Agharta

Agharta is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy password—n

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Agharta

Named after the mythical underground city, Agharta will have

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Agni

Agni is the strain equivalent of lighting a campfire in your

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Agni

Red Scare's Agni is the Swiss Army knife of weed—balanced en

THC 18-23%
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🟡 Sativa-Dominant

Agnih

Meet Agnih, the sativa that thinks it's a red-eye flight to

THC 15-25%

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