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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Africa Unite

Africa Unite is the only time Bob Marley will put you to sle

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Africa Unite

Named after Bob Marley's anthem, this 18% THC indica doesn't

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa That Won’t Admit It

African

Meet "African," the strain that swears it’s a pure sativa la

THC 16-22%

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🚀 Sativa

African A5

African A5 is the espresso shot of sativas—if espresso also

THC 21-23%

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🟣 Pure Indica

African A5

African A5 is the strain your geography teacher warned you a

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

African Bliss

Pipeline Genetics basically took a safari through your brain

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

African Bliss

Picture a giraffe in a tuxedo—that's African Bliss: elegant,

THC 18%

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🍇 Hybrid With Passport Stamps

African Blueberry

Imagine Blueberry took a gap year, smoked Durban Poison arou

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

African Blueberry #3

Like Blueberry took a gap year in Malawi and came back with

THC 16-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Forward Heritage Hybrid

African Buzz

Meet the strain that turns your grow tent into a safari docu

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Pure Sativa

African Buzz

Meet African Buzz, the strain that turns your couch into a l

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

African Chill

Meet African Chill, the strain that named itself after your

THC 18-21%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

African Chill

African Chill is what happens when Joebud Genetics says "let

THC 20-30%

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🌍 Sativa-Forward Hybrid

African Free

Eva Seeds basically kidnapped a wild African sativa, threw i

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Lean Hybrid

African Free

Meet African Free—the strain that parties like a sativa but

THC 18-22%

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🚀 Sativa Rocket Fuel

African Gas

Imagine huffing jet fuel at a Kenyan gas station while a gir

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

African Gas

Imagine huffing diesel fumes in the Serengeti while a cheeta

THC 18-24%

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🌞 Sativa Heritage

African Gold

African Gold is what happens when a boutique breeder decides

THC 18-24%

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🌞 Pure Sativa

African Gold

Meet African Gold, the sativa that turns your couch into a l

THC 18%

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🥭 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

African Haze

African Haze is what happens when Top Dawg Seeds lets classi

THC 25-27%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

African Haze

African Haze is what happens when Top Dawg Seeds lets a clas

THC 18-24%

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🐝 Sativa-ish Mystery Honey

African Honey

African Honey is what happens when a breeder says "trust me"

THC 15-25%

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🍯 Balanced Hybrid

African Honey

Imagine if a honey badger and a chill safari guide had a bab

THC 18%

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🚀 Pure Sativa

African Maduro

Meet African Maduro—the sativa that tricks you into thinking

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa

African Maduro

African Maduro is what happens when breeders at Primordial B

THC 20-28%

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🟢 Sativa-leaning Hybrid (with a passport)

African Nectar

African Nectar is basically a Durban backpacker in designer

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Pure Sativa Thunderbolt

African Nectar

Meet African Nectar, the sativa that’s basically Red Bull in

THC 18-24%

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⚪ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid (With a Bedtime Story)

African Night

Meet African Night, the strain that sprints out of the Mothe

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

African Orange

African Orange is basically what happens when Durban Poison

THC 16-24%

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🍊 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

African Orange

African Orange is what happens when a Durban disco meets a F

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Pure Sativa

African Orange

African Orange is the strain equivalent of booking a safari

THC 18%

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🍊🤝🦍 Balanced Hybrid

African Orange Glue

Imagine if SunnyD and Gorilla Glue had a baby that grew up t

THC 18-26%

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🌍 Afro-Hybrid Expedition

African Piff

African Piff is what happens when Top Dawg Seeds decides you

THC 20-24%

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🟢 5% THC Couch-Lock In Disguise

African Piff 3

African Piff 3 is the strain you gift your lightweight cousi

THC 5%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

African Queen

Named like a colonial fever dream but hits like a chill safa

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Pure Sativa

African Queen

Meet African Queen: the strain that’ll have you reorganizing

THC 18%

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🟡 Sativa Royalty

African Queen by Fleur du Mal

African Queen isn’t here to glue you to the sofa; she’s here

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Boutique Sativa

African Silk

African Silk is Top Dawg’s hush-hush love child that parties

THC 15-25%

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🥷 Hybrid Ninja

African Silk

Meet African Silk, the strain Top Dawg Seeds won’t fully adm

THC 18-23%

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🟢 Sativa

African Spirit

Meet African Spirit—the strain that lets you conquer Monday

THC 20%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

African Spirit

African Spirit is the Red Bull of weed: 100% sativa, zero ch

THC 18%

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🚀 Rocket-Fuel Sativa

African Strawberry Diesel

Riot Seeds basically took Strawberry Diesel on safari and le

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Sativa

African Strawberry Diesel

Imagine a strawberry shortcake huffing diesel fumes behind a

THC 18%

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🟢 Turbocharged Sativa

African Thai

Meet the strain that’s basically a geography lesson you can

THC 15-25%

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🌍 Continental Breakfast Hybrid

Africanistan

Africanistan is what happens when Rare Dankness decides to p

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Africanistan

Named like a failed CIA operation, Africanistan is the strai

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Lean Hybrid (a.k.a. 'I Swear I’ll Clean My Apartment')

Africanna

Africanna is the strain equivalent of a triple espresso wear

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Pure Indica

Africanna

Meet Africanna, the strain that tricks you with sativa looks

THC 22%